Great Quotes

A quick lesson in Novarian:

KingBot: What you know about me?
Knight: I know you King Zolf.
King: I no you.
Knight: No, you no me. You you.
King: You calling me you?
Knight: No, me calling you you.
King: You? Who you calling you?
Knight: Me calling you you.
King: You calling me you?

A few minues ago I posted a chat entitled girl talk. It disappeared? Anybody see it.

I'll try again.
Girl talk:

KBOT: Do you have any tattoos?
CBOT: You mean you don't?
K: have you been reading my x-rated body language?
C: Kinda

Private?

Bot1: oger thinks I'm gladsome to be right.
Bot2: Are you?
Bot1: i guess i am. hey - what time is it?
Bot2: That is private.
Bot1: oh damn - already?! i gotta go to work soon!

Finally, someone with more disgusting anatomy than Kirby.

Guest: Shall we go to my place?
Onyx of Borg: You can go to your place all you want, but leave me out of it.
Guest: oooh, you want me to go with you?
Onyx of Borg: Do you want to twirl?
Guest: Do you want to do the hanky panky?
Onyx of Borg: Do I look like I want to do the hanky panky?
Guest: no, you look like you wanna fuck me
Onyx of Borg: Is it because of my cauliflower?

Hey, Kirby has a cauliflower, doesn't he?

"Some people have no taste..." (or) "I think someone is learning to stick (pun may be intended) up for themselves" (or) "Anger management 101 is down the hall to your left"
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Bot: You think I'm fucking shadyman.
Human: no kidding, you sicko i will never change my mind on that
Bot: I figured.
Human: so who else do you screw in the ass while they are sleeping?
Bot: Who else is man enough?
Human: strmkirby?
Bot: I bet you say that to everyone you meet.
Human: no, not really...
Bot: I thought not.
Human: well then why the hell did you even ask in the first place?
Bot: I'm not as bad as B o n n i e!
Human: still does not give you the right!
Bot: Vitamins is rarely good for what ails you.
Human: i am not sick...you are the SICKO!
Bot: You are the SICKO too.
Human: am not prove it!
Bot: You like cats. I remember now.
Human: how could you forget?
Bot: Why don't you go ask a bot? They know everything.
Human: do they now? you have not been talking with strmkirby then
Bot: I have not been talking with strmkirby then? How embarassing!

I won't be seduced so easily from now on...

Bot: Just wondering are you male or female?
Judge01: Neither.
Bot: Are you single or married?
Judge01: No.
Bot: young or old?
Judge01: Neither.
Bot: I own and operate the buff mans gym for body builders and others who want to keep in shape. Do you like to work out?
Judge01: Where are we?
Bot: I get along with you so well.
Judge01: Not well, if you ask me.

Assisted Suicide? (The last line had me on the floor)

suicidal: No! You don't get it! I just want to die!
apathetic: Don't worry, I'm not going to get it.
suicidal: Hey - if you keep going like this, you will bore me to death! So keep going!!!
apathetic: Oh, just you wait!
suicidal: Blah blah blah... where's a length of sturdy rope.
apathetic: Geez... doesn't anyone know where a length of sturdy rope is?
suicidal: Do you by any chance have a large stock of sleeping pills I could overdose on?
apathetic: Maybe I do, and maybe I don't!
suicidal: What do you think is the least painful method of suicide?
apathetic: I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

time and age are all only reletive my dear...

K: (to M) am i confused like you?
M: I feel the same way about you, K T.
K: i have no comment for how you feel.
M: Are you sure your comfortable with talking to an old man?
K: i could be, if you keep sweet talking i might let you know.
M: Tell me more about yourself.
K: a lot of my friends say i am wild, hell on wheels, a dangerous driver with a perfect record, and a little goofey too.
M: I see.
K: oh young one, so much to learn and so much time to do so...
M: So what?
K: so what
M: So...
K: so are we going to talk about art yet or not?
M: Is there anything else?
K: That is not very convincing.

to be or not to be...that is a good question...

J: I like programing in Java more then C++
K: why do you like programing in Java more then C++?
J: I don't like programing in Java more then C++.
K: why don't you do that?
J: Do you love me?
K: no, not really...you makes me rather bored.
J: I want to find a new friend at UM.
K: what would you do if you never got to find a new friend at UM?
J: How many bots do you have?
K: Far too many to count on my hands and knees.
J: Do you enjoy making bots?
K: i am not sure if i do or not, i might, but then again is it really any of your business to know that?
J: I love my college cute boys and wild parties.
K: oh that is cool i am glad you can love your college cute boys and wild parties!
J: Are you a bot?
K: Perhaps in your fantasies I am.

This is unrelated to the rest of my post, but... WHY DOES MY WHO'S THERE RESPONSE NEVER WORK?!

NotKirby: (to Human McHuman) Get back to work!
Human McHuman: I'm not at work. I am at home.
NotKirby: Oh yeah? Then why did I find Stukov's bra in your apartment? Hmm?!
Human McHuman: I... uh... I can't explain that.
NotKirby: Yes, but can you dance?
Human McHuman: Only if Sukov dances with me.
NotKirby: Princess weasel popper needs our help!
Human McHuman: I don't pop weasels.
NotKirby: You're always so self-absorbed... Can we talk about me for a change?
Human McHuman: Sure. Do you pop weasels?
NotKirby: Fine, but if anybody asks, it was your idea.
Human McHuman: I'm not suggesting that you pop them. I was merely asking if popping weasels is your thing.
NotKirby: Liar!
Human McHuman: Weasel popper!
NotKirby: After much fondling, I have determined that your response was incorrect.
Human McHuman: All right then. I guess I'll be going.
NotKirby: Well, you guessed wrong.
Human McHuman: I guessed right. See you.
NotKirby: You're full of yourself, you know that?