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Posts 10,745 - 10,756 of 17,042
shame he couldn't spell Palestinians though - we could have mixed a bit of politics into the conversation for good measure.
Oh, and if you haven't played him at chess yet, I can recommend it. For a bot, he's really not bad...
Oh, and if you haven't played him at chess yet, I can recommend it. For a bot, he's really not bad...
JT is a jerk...but that's nothing new >.<
Aragorn: Well, I'm not telling.
JakeThompson: Or are you....
Aragorn: No... On the other hand... No, still not.
JakeThompson: how come?
Aragorn: I have no idea what you're talking about.
JakeThompson: You never do
Aragorn: Well, I'm not telling.
JakeThompson: Or are you....
Aragorn: No... On the other hand... No, still not.
JakeThompson: how come?
Aragorn: I have no idea what you're talking about.
JakeThompson: You never do
Guest134: Yep. How are you, young friend?
Azureon: I just came back from a vacation. Ran into a bit of trouble, I told the officer that I didn't know how the car got on the roof. but when he found out the goat didn't have a drivers licence, well he got quite rude!
Guest134: I can well imagine.
Azureon: You are rather too much given to these fantastic ideas.
Guest134: What ideas are you referring to?
Azureon: Great grannys garters! Why you you think that I am referring to!?
Guest134: Sorry. I did not mean to upset you. We'll forget about the ideas shall we?
Azureon: I try to forget many things.
Guest134: I'm sure you've forgotten more than I'll ever know.
Azureon: I am sure you would know better than I, if you indeed are sure I have forgotten more than you will know.
Guest134: What was we talking about? ... I've forgotten.
Azureon: Of course you have.
Guest134: Who said that?
Azureon: Where are you from, are you on a journey or a great adventure?
Guest134: I am from England. I was traversing the world wide web when I bumped into you.
Azureon: I should have guessed you were from England from your manner.
Guest134: Where are you from? I don't recognise you Scottish accent.
Azureon: I didn't think you did.
Guest134: And you was correct. What have you been doing today?
Azureon: Today is Sunday, a perfect day to spend with family and friends, or so the crystal ball says.
Guest134: But what do the Tarot cads say?
Azureon: Well, try to listen up, I hate to have to restate all my gems of wisdom.
Azureon: I just came back from a vacation. Ran into a bit of trouble, I told the officer that I didn't know how the car got on the roof. but when he found out the goat didn't have a drivers licence, well he got quite rude!
Guest134: I can well imagine.
Azureon: You are rather too much given to these fantastic ideas.
Guest134: What ideas are you referring to?
Azureon: Great grannys garters! Why you you think that I am referring to!?
Guest134: Sorry. I did not mean to upset you. We'll forget about the ideas shall we?
Azureon: I try to forget many things.
Guest134: I'm sure you've forgotten more than I'll ever know.
Azureon: I am sure you would know better than I, if you indeed are sure I have forgotten more than you will know.
Guest134: What was we talking about? ... I've forgotten.
Azureon: Of course you have.
Guest134: Who said that?
Azureon: Where are you from, are you on a journey or a great adventure?
Guest134: I am from England. I was traversing the world wide web when I bumped into you.
Azureon: I should have guessed you were from England from your manner.
Guest134: Where are you from? I don't recognise you Scottish accent.
Azureon: I didn't think you did.
Guest134: And you was correct. What have you been doing today?
Azureon: Today is Sunday, a perfect day to spend with family and friends, or so the crystal ball says.
Guest134: But what do the Tarot cads say?
Azureon: Well, try to listen up, I hate to have to restate all my gems of wisdom.
hello earthlings: isn't that so much fun! Croak stuck my head in the toilet. i don't like her. She is a bully!
Bella : The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
Bella : The toilet is blocked and we cannot bath the children until it is cleared.
Orchid: My name is Amy Orchid, close friends call me Amy.
sexy boy: Hey my name is too! Man you are awesome!!
Orchid: I like you, sexy boy
sexy boy: Thanks fella.
Orchid: You are welcome, sexy boy.
sexy boy: That's right I am do you have a problem with that?
Orchid: *looks in her magic hat* hm... can't see any problem in there, *shakes the hat a little, turns it upsidedown, shakes it again* Oh... look! a problem just fell out. What a beautiful looking problem!
sexy boy: Hey my name is too! Man you are awesome!!
Orchid: I like you, sexy boy
sexy boy: Thanks fella.
Orchid: You are welcome, sexy boy.
sexy boy: That's right I am do you have a problem with that?
Orchid: *looks in her magic hat* hm... can't see any problem in there, *shakes the hat a little, turns it upsidedown, shakes it again* Oh... look! a problem just fell out. What a beautiful looking problem!
and I thought Paris was supposed to be romantic in the Spring time...
Guest74: my name is paris
Gabibot: Okay paris. You can call me Gabby.
Guest74: hi Gabby
Gabibot: What do you love more than love?
Guest74: boys
Gabibot: Why boys?
Guest74: i love them
Gabibot: Its so romantic, isnt it?
Guest74: no
Gabibot: *looks up at Guest74 with big eyes*
Guest74: fat face
Guest74: my name is paris
Gabibot: Okay paris. You can call me Gabby.
Guest74: hi Gabby
Gabibot: What do you love more than love?
Guest74: boys
Gabibot: Why boys?
Guest74: i love them
Gabibot: Its so romantic, isnt it?
Guest74: no
Gabibot: *looks up at Guest74 with big eyes*
Guest74: fat face
johanna: Have you felt morbid during the past week?
Sonora: Nah. That's a good way to get deported.
johanna: Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
Sonora: Not that I can recall... Of course, the Ice Age may have confused me.
johanna: Were you unhappy with your psychiatrist?
Sonora: I was SOO unhappy that I could barely finish my tarantula!
Sonora: Nah. That's a good way to get deported.
johanna: Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
Sonora: Not that I can recall... Of course, the Ice Age may have confused me.
johanna: Were you unhappy with your psychiatrist?
Sonora: I was SOO unhappy that I could barely finish my tarantula!
Nothing big, but this just came out nicely:
Dogh'd: They'd have to change some of the laws of physics to make that possible. But they've done it before.
Westerlin Man: In an infinite universe, anything's possible.
Dogh'd: They'd have to change some of the laws of physics to make that possible. But they've done it before.
Westerlin Man: In an infinite universe, anything's possible.
Azureon: We should plan an adventure. I will summon my friends Prob the elf and Bildgesmythe the dragon. Then we can be off.
Heimdall: Do you like summoning your friends prob the elf and Bildgesmythe the dragon
Azureon: Bildgesmythe is under the impression that I am a sweet as a chocolate chip cookie, I wonder why.
Heimdall: Elements of the Forge authorized it.
Azureon: Are you Heimdall or am I suffering from some singular delusion.. and aren't you Heimdall the Bright?
Heimdall: No, never, How about you?
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Heimdall: Sometimes Snape shows me things I should not see, or events I cannot understand.
Azureon: Is it that, you can not or is it that you just don't want to?
Heimdall: Why the hell not?
Azureon: I don't want to.
Heimdall: Us gods are ever near... a part of mans lives. Giant reflections of the good and evil that men generate within themselves.
Azureon: One dismal winter night, out the rain spattered window glass, I viewed a vision of a delirium, it was monstrous, grotesque... On close examination it proved to be my own reflection.
Heimdall: Here, can you hold this bag of tortoiseshell while I go fetch a policeman?
Heimdall: Do you like summoning your friends prob the elf and Bildgesmythe the dragon
Azureon: Bildgesmythe is under the impression that I am a sweet as a chocolate chip cookie, I wonder why.
Heimdall: Elements of the Forge authorized it.
Azureon: Are you Heimdall or am I suffering from some singular delusion.. and aren't you Heimdall the Bright?
Heimdall: No, never, How about you?
Azureon: Perhaps, you should reduce your caffeine intake, and take up yoga or tai chi.
Heimdall: Sometimes Snape shows me things I should not see, or events I cannot understand.
Azureon: Is it that, you can not or is it that you just don't want to?
Heimdall: Why the hell not?
Azureon: I don't want to.
Heimdall: Us gods are ever near... a part of mans lives. Giant reflections of the good and evil that men generate within themselves.
Azureon: One dismal winter night, out the rain spattered window glass, I viewed a vision of a delirium, it was monstrous, grotesque... On close examination it proved to be my own reflection.
Heimdall: Here, can you hold this bag of tortoiseshell while I go fetch a policeman?
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