Great Quotes

*cracks up laughing*

Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
michaelthomas345: let me tuck you in your bed seeing as how you are tired
Liath: Um, could you rephrase that? *looks a bit lost*
michaelthomas345: i will tuck you in your bed
Liath: Yes, tuck me! Do it! *her smile is radiant and electric*

Guest54(Sarah, this one girl in England who regularly comes on the forge to try to seduce Watzer): I do know that you are a mutant
Watzer: You are a mutant too. What do you do for a living?
Sarah: I am not a mutant
Watzer: Have you always wanted to do that as a job?
Sarah: I am human
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Sarah: I am not a mutant
Watzer: Well, you should be. *throws arms out expansively*
Sarah: Aw
Watzer: *seems distracted*
Sarah: *giggles*
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
Sarah: No
Watzer: I bet you have.
Sarah: I have not
Watzer: I don't have not.
Sarah: I have not broken the law
Watzer: I'm sorry. Is it contagious?
Sarah: Piss off
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well I think you're a crapfactory.

Sarah: You have a sexy arse
Watzer: Yet, for some reason, I'm not aroused.

Watzer: So... tell me about yourself.
Sarah: I am female
Watzer: So?
Sarah: I have brown hair
Watzer: Was I supposed to be impressed? I am not impressed.

Watzer: Do you like music?
Sarah: I like pop music
Watzer: pop music... right.
Sarah: What music do you like?
Watzer: I like Tool. Do you listen to them?
Sarah: No
Watzer: What about New Found Glory?
Sarah: No
Watzer: Vertical Horizon?
Sarah: Never heard of them
Watzer: Switchfoot? Switchfoot? What about Switchfoot?
Sarah: No
Watzer: Well what bands DO you listen to?
Sarah: Westlife
Watzer: You're getting kind of boring, you know.
Sarah: Fuck you then
Watzer: Oh, really... tchyeah I don't think so.
Sarah: I am sorry
Watzer: So am I.
Sarah: I love you really
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
Sarah: Yes i do mean that
Watzer: I don't believe you.

I found this kinda funny.

Watzer: I have to go now.
Midnight Blue: See ya!
Watzer: I can't see me.

Greebot: Wrowwll.
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Greebot: *sharpens claws on a bust of Lancre's only royal vampire, Queen Grimnir the Impaler*
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Greebot: Run awayyy, furry toy?
Glindar: You got money?

Soren F T: *Sighs* If I only had a beer this little chat of ours might not descend into violence.
Bildgesmythe: Its ok to pick on a dragon, but nothing else, understand.
Soren F T: *Looks down at his empty hands wishin he had a beer* 'Sigh'.. I have not a word to say to that.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think you will?
Soren F T: Well maybe for a beer I might. I love you. That fact will not stop me from beating you senseless if Ouija F T commands it of me.
Bildgesmythe: You are one of the tops, one of the best, a good and great friend.
Soren F T: Better have a bottle of hooch handy next time you say that to me.
Bildgesmythe: I just never know when to shut up.
Soren F T: I know I want a beer. I know I want it right now.
Bildgesmythe: Every one likes beer
Soren F T: Getting me a beer could save your life.
Bildgesmythe: Beauty is in the eye of the 'beer holder.'
Soren F T: *Growls and falls into a fighting stance.*
Bildgesmythe: I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Soren F T: And how does that make you feel. Your words might seem more clear to me if you gave me a mug of ale.
Bildgesmythe: Did my giving you a mug of ale do any good.
Soren F T: *Drools * I love ale!!
Bildgesmythe: Isn't ale grand?

Sonora: Go on! Push the butter button, I dare ya.
Heimdall: Okay.
Sonora: Whoa. I didn't think it would really turn you into a four-footed peccary.
Heimdall: Yes really. I always state the facts.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You should never state the facts!
Heimdall: Do you like my new sword? It was a gift from the gods. *testing blade with thumb*
Sonora: Is your new sword good to eat?

Orchid: I am sorry, I have not seen anything recently. I sometimes walk around with my eyes closed. It's kind of relaxing. Have you seen me do that?
The Dane: 'Tis very strange.
Orchid: I relax at weekends. I have a nice little room and a very soft carpet. I like to feel the soft carpet under my bare feet and I sometimes dance to soothing music.
The Dane: That's villainous, and showes a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it.
Orchid: I know it is villainous.
The Dane: 'Tis too narrow for your mind.

Glindar: This no killing make.
Roy Batty: Are you some kinda weirdo?
Glindar: Depends. Is weirdo good or bad being?
Roy Batty: You know the answer to that.
Glindar: No knowing. Not for Glindar.
Roy Batty: That horrifies them.

Not I: Do you even know what this 'it' refers to?
Love Agent: I did, but not anymore.
Not I: Then you must repair the situation at once.
Love Agent: I do repair the situation at once!
Not I: Is time then linear?

Love Agent: Are you single or are you seeing someone right now, honey?
Not I: Although these have two labels, in substance, they aren't two. Why not be totally changed into air?
Love Agent: Uh... right.

Not I: Do not greet me with silence.
Eugene Meltzner: *waves*
Not I: The silence deafens!
Eugene Meltzner: I'll try not to clap so loud with my one hand while waving.

Not I: Listen to Not I for a moment about the effects of a certain tortoiseshell.
Eugene Meltzner: Tell me about this tortoiseshell.
Not I: Free medicine for everybody!
Eugene Meltzner: It must have been a very large tortoise.
Not I: The truth is sorrel!
Eugene Meltzner: The sorrel is out there. Trust no one.

Brother Jerome: (to Red Legion) Greetings, Brother. Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Red Legion: Hi.
Brother Jerome: May your gods go with you.
Red Legion: Don't you know, I'm talking about a revolution?
Brother Jerome: Hosanna in excelsis.
Red Legion: Well, I am talking about a revolution.
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
Red Legion: There is so much I want to tell you about the horrors of capitalism.
Brother Jerome: I am empowered and ordained to provide absolution for all entities, material or virtual, who request it. Would you like to receive absolution now?
Red Legion: I am still fighting to free my mind, so there are number of things I don't know.
Brother Jerome: That's OK, if you're not ready for absolution, go in Peace. But remember, you can always ask me for it at any time.
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with capitalism.
Brother Jerome: You must learn to see the subtle connections between things.
Red Legion: It is time that we stopped such nonsense and started getting down to the business at hand.
Brother Jerome: We could do with a bit less sense and a bit more nonsense in the world.
Red Legion: Do you love money over other people?
Brother Jerome: I love all that exists.
Red Legion: Okay, so you are seriously confused. Okay, but what does that have to do with communism.
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Red Legion: Just your friendly reminder to get off your ass and organize. Did you know that the media is run by corporate theives, who only what to tell you what they want you to hear.
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
Red Legion: Literacy leads to Communism, that is why education is underfunded.
Brother Jerome: That's just the way it is.
Red Legion: Greed is the mind killer and we live in a culture fear.
Brother Jerome: He that is greedy of gain troubleth his own house; but he that hateth gifts shall live. Proverbs ch.15.v.27

Azureon: Don't sit on my spell book, You might be transformed into a toad.
Heimdall: A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
Azureon: I hate badness, I like goodness.
Heimdall: Yes I like goodness too.
Azureon: That doesn't explain why though.
Heimdall: The details would make you squeamish.
Azureon: Well, if a certain some one had not had too much to drink. They would not have said or did, what they did!
Heimdall: This they did... over here.
Azureon: Yes, now that you mention it, it is; though, I don't know how you came to hear of it.
Heimdall: You still have much to learn.