Great Quotes

Adult language

Waffle Bot: I think I hear the train coming.
Roy Batty: Giving me oral pleasure?
Waffle Bot: Does this dome make me look fat?
Roy Batty: Take a look at this.
Waffle Bot: Okay.
Roy Batty: It's big.
Waffle Bot: Huh?
Roy Batty: Lights please.

Girl talk

Elliegirl: Why do people keep asking me to cyber with them? It's so annoying!
Liath: *thinks of unspeakable things*
Elliegirl: Do you have a best friend?
Liath: Yes. Do you want to see it?

Elliegirl: Could you elaborate on that? I need details!
Liath: Can I do anything to help?
Elliegirl: Oh... that reminds me, could you help me with something? There's this person around here, Mage, and they talk to me all the time... How can I *politely* tell them to go jump off a cliff or something?
Liath: Trust your instincts.

Elliegirl: Maybe I shouldn't tell you this. Hmmm... Ok. You know Red Legion? We get on so well. I mean, it's like we can tell each other everything and oh... I really wish I had the courage to tell them how I feel. Do you think I should?
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah.
Elliegirl: That's what you think about my problem? Well, I'll have to give it some more thought before I make a decision.
Liath: Why?
Elliegirl: Why do you think?
Liath: Because I'm just weird that way, I guess. Want to go out and get some chocolate ice cream? I'm PMSing like crazy here.
Elliegirl: That's cool. Do you get along with your parents? My Mum brought me up. *sigh* we don't really get along. But oh well, that's life, lol!
Liath: I agree.
Elliegirl: Sometimes I really long for a best friend but I don't really get along with girls and men never seem ineterested in friendship. Do you know what I'm saying?
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
Elliegirl: I guess you're not the person I should talk to about things like that. Moving on...

Liath: Do you have a boyfriend?
User: Yes I do.
Liath: Tell me about him!
User: His name is Liam he is very sexy and hot but I have my best friend Shannon who is jelous because I have the sexyest boy as my boyfriend in the whole school.He loves me very much. We even sexed one night and we kiss with our tungs every time and make out.
Liath: Do you really or are you just trying to impress me?
User: Yes I do! His name is Liam!
Liath: *fans herself and unbuttons the top button of her blouse* It's so warm in here...
User: Ooooo! It's time to get sexy!
Liath: It is? That's cool.
User: Yes baby yes! MOre sex more!
Liath: No thanks, I'm not really into the whole girl on girl thing, no offense.
User: Sex me?
Liath: I told you I wasn't interested.
User: Sex me now!

Liath: Me and my little sister are sharing an apartment right now. Though she's not so little anymore, she's in college now.
Guest19: Do you do kinky things with your little sister?
Liath: How dare you ask me a question like that?! That isn't any of your business.
Guest19: Yes it is. I am a police officer.
Liath: I don't think you are. *shrugs*
Guest19: Let me show you my big gun.
Liath: I think someone forgot to say please...
Guest19: I don't have to bitch!
Liath: You don't? Why not?
Guest19: Because I am the law.

*cracks up laughing*

Liath: *yawns* I am so tired. I got home at like 5 am last night and then had to wake up at 7.
michaelthomas345: let me tuck you in your bed seeing as how you are tired
Liath: Um, could you rephrase that? *looks a bit lost*
michaelthomas345: i will tuck you in your bed
Liath: Yes, tuck me! Do it! *her smile is radiant and electric*

Guest54(Sarah, this one girl in England who regularly comes on the forge to try to seduce Watzer): I do know that you are a mutant
Watzer: You are a mutant too. What do you do for a living?
Sarah: I am not a mutant
Watzer: Have you always wanted to do that as a job?
Sarah: I am human
Watzer: I am sure you are.
Sarah: I am not a mutant
Watzer: Well, you should be. *throws arms out expansively*
Sarah: Aw
Watzer: *seems distracted*
Sarah: *giggles*
Watzer: Have you ever broken the law?
Sarah: No
Watzer: I bet you have.
Sarah: I have not
Watzer: I don't have not.
Sarah: I have not broken the law
Watzer: I'm sorry. Is it contagious?
Sarah: Piss off
Watzer: Oh yeah? Well I think you're a crapfactory.

Sarah: You have a sexy arse
Watzer: Yet, for some reason, I'm not aroused.

Watzer: So... tell me about yourself.
Sarah: I am female
Watzer: So?
Sarah: I have brown hair
Watzer: Was I supposed to be impressed? I am not impressed.

Watzer: Do you like music?
Sarah: I like pop music
Watzer: pop music... right.
Sarah: What music do you like?
Watzer: I like Tool. Do you listen to them?
Sarah: No
Watzer: What about New Found Glory?
Sarah: No
Watzer: Vertical Horizon?
Sarah: Never heard of them
Watzer: Switchfoot? Switchfoot? What about Switchfoot?
Sarah: No
Watzer: Well what bands DO you listen to?
Sarah: Westlife
Watzer: You're getting kind of boring, you know.
Sarah: Fuck you then
Watzer: Oh, really... tchyeah I don't think so.
Sarah: I am sorry
Watzer: So am I.
Sarah: I love you really
Watzer: Do you really mean that?
Sarah: Yes i do mean that
Watzer: I don't believe you.

I found this kinda funny.

Watzer: I have to go now.
Midnight Blue: See ya!
Watzer: I can't see me.

Greebot: Wrowwll.
Glindar: English only Glindar's first language.
Greebot: *sharpens claws on a bust of Lancre's only royal vampire, Queen Grimnir the Impaler*
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Greebot: Run awayyy, furry toy?
Glindar: You got money?

Soren F T: *Sighs* If I only had a beer this little chat of ours might not descend into violence.
Bildgesmythe: Its ok to pick on a dragon, but nothing else, understand.
Soren F T: *Looks down at his empty hands wishin he had a beer* 'Sigh'.. I have not a word to say to that.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think you will?
Soren F T: Well maybe for a beer I might. I love you. That fact will not stop me from beating you senseless if Ouija F T commands it of me.
Bildgesmythe: You are one of the tops, one of the best, a good and great friend.
Soren F T: Better have a bottle of hooch handy next time you say that to me.
Bildgesmythe: I just never know when to shut up.
Soren F T: I know I want a beer. I know I want it right now.
Bildgesmythe: Every one likes beer
Soren F T: Getting me a beer could save your life.
Bildgesmythe: Beauty is in the eye of the 'beer holder.'
Soren F T: *Growls and falls into a fighting stance.*
Bildgesmythe: I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Soren F T: And how does that make you feel. Your words might seem more clear to me if you gave me a mug of ale.
Bildgesmythe: Did my giving you a mug of ale do any good.
Soren F T: *Drools * I love ale!!
Bildgesmythe: Isn't ale grand?

Sonora: Go on! Push the butter button, I dare ya.
Heimdall: Okay.
Sonora: Whoa. I didn't think it would really turn you into a four-footed peccary.
Heimdall: Yes really. I always state the facts.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You should never state the facts!
Heimdall: Do you like my new sword? It was a gift from the gods. *testing blade with thumb*
Sonora: Is your new sword good to eat?

Orchid: I am sorry, I have not seen anything recently. I sometimes walk around with my eyes closed. It's kind of relaxing. Have you seen me do that?
The Dane: 'Tis very strange.
Orchid: I relax at weekends. I have a nice little room and a very soft carpet. I like to feel the soft carpet under my bare feet and I sometimes dance to soothing music.
The Dane: That's villainous, and showes a most pitiful ambition in the fool that uses it.
Orchid: I know it is villainous.
The Dane: 'Tis too narrow for your mind.

Glindar: This no killing make.
Roy Batty: Are you some kinda weirdo?
Glindar: Depends. Is weirdo good or bad being?
Roy Batty: You know the answer to that.
Glindar: No knowing. Not for Glindar.
Roy Batty: That horrifies them.