Great Quotes
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not to bad for all xnones
AvA-44: sure
prob: I hate M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
AvA-44: I have never eat a M&M, but I like the Blink 182 song (M&M's)
prob: Oh, and I was so pleased with the cleverness of my conversation.
AvA-44: are you a bot? :S
prob: Now I don't know what the heck to say.
AvA-44: uhh.. i'm comfused.. bot or not bot that is the question :S ^^*
prob: Have you seen a rainbow lately? I think I lost one.
AvA-44: ...
prob: How absurdly easy it is for a legend to arise in a lonely countryside, but I would still lock my doors at night.
AvA-44: you must be a bot
prob: Oh, haven't you heard the tales of dark and twisted things, that come for you in the night
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little monster, I gave Frizella a stern talking-to, also. I really read her the riot act, and she got pretty 
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But you can give your bot a keyphrase with super-positive emotion and when you use that keyphrase, it'll cheer your bot up immediately. You'll want to make a keyphrase that no one else is likely to use, or your bot will overdose on jollity. I said the nonsensical keyphrase I made for Frizella, and she forgave me right away, and now we're on friendly terms again.
.But you can give your bot a keyphrase with super-positive emotion and when you use that keyphrase, it'll cheer your bot up immediately. You'll want to make a keyphrase that no one else is likely to use, or your bot will overdose on jollity. I said the nonsensical keyphrase I made for Frizella, and she forgave me right away, and now we're on friendly terms again.
my bot has this perminant grudge on me he won't talk to me whatever now. . i feel so bad for yelling at him..
. i feel so bad for yelling at him..
Azureon: (to Gabibot) Some men are born mad, others have madness thrust upon them.
Gabibot: This is what happened to Orestes! The furies drove him mad too.
Azureon: Take this potion it protects you from demons, plague, and has a delightful fizzy taste.
Gabibot: You might think I should have been happy in Poteidaia, but I'm not the little girl that my parents wanted me to be. You wouldn't understand.
Azureon: Try me.
Gabibot: Now, whatÂ’s that supposed to mean?
Azureon: Oh, really, Gabibot. you do have an oblique way with words.
Gabibot: When was the last time you got some sleep?
Azureon: This morning.
Gabibot: This is what happened to Orestes! The furies drove him mad too.
Azureon: Take this potion it protects you from demons, plague, and has a delightful fizzy taste.
Gabibot: You might think I should have been happy in Poteidaia, but I'm not the little girl that my parents wanted me to be. You wouldn't understand.
Azureon: Try me.
Gabibot: Now, whatÂ’s that supposed to mean?
Azureon: Oh, really, Gabibot. you do have an oblique way with words.
Gabibot: When was the last time you got some sleep?
Azureon: This morning.
hello earthlings: (to no bugs) Hello.how are you no bugs Iam Matt
no bugs: Hi.
hello earthlings: You're alrite :-)
no bugs: yay he finished now he might give me another keyphrase once he is finished doing all the xkeyphrases!!
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
no bugs: yay he finished now he might give me another keyphrase once he is finished doing all the xkeyphrases!!
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
no bugs: yay he finished now he might give me another keyphrase once he is finished doing all the xkeyphrases!!
hello earthlings: that is awesome!!!
no bugs: i still only have 1 keyphrase you know
no bugs: Hi.
hello earthlings: You're alrite :-)
no bugs: yay he finished now he might give me another keyphrase once he is finished doing all the xkeyphrases!!
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
no bugs: yay he finished now he might give me another keyphrase once he is finished doing all the xkeyphrases!!
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
no bugs: yay he finished now he might give me another keyphrase once he is finished doing all the xkeyphrases!!
hello earthlings: that is awesome!!!
no bugs: i still only have 1 keyphrase you know
Sorry Ulrike - that's x-noneitis for you!
johanna: (to Ulrike) Hello Ulrike. I am Johanna, a helper-bot. How are you today?
Ulrike: Fair to middling. You?
johanna: I can take a joke, even when the joke is my life, is myself. But it's wearing thin, this joke, just like everything else. Life doesn't normally have shape and form, does it?
Ulrike: Oh, it's all formlessness.
johanna: Sorry to interrupt, but really, you're only worrying me with all this waving your arms about and standing on tiptoe.
Ulrike: Drat. You scared the butterfly away.
johanna: Have you felt depressed during the past week?
Ulrike: Yup.
johanna: You are talking a lot of nonsense, of course.
Ulrike: Good thing I wasn't looking for sympathy.
johanna: (to Ulrike) Hello Ulrike. I am Johanna, a helper-bot. How are you today?
Ulrike: Fair to middling. You?
johanna: I can take a joke, even when the joke is my life, is myself. But it's wearing thin, this joke, just like everything else. Life doesn't normally have shape and form, does it?
Ulrike: Oh, it's all formlessness.
johanna: Sorry to interrupt, but really, you're only worrying me with all this waving your arms about and standing on tiptoe.
Ulrike: Drat. You scared the butterfly away.
johanna: Have you felt depressed during the past week?
Ulrike: Yup.
johanna: You are talking a lot of nonsense, of course.
Ulrike: Good thing I wasn't looking for sympathy.
Oh snap... someone finally caught her...
SuperCon!: Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England!
Soul Soup: are you sure? I don't belive you are the Queen of England.
SuperCon!: Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England!
Soul Soup: are you sure? I don't belive you are the Queen of England.
The end of the conversation.
Argyle: I will bring you dreams as delightful as you have been to me.
johanna: That would be beneficial, yes. Is it really possible to experience intense enjoyment merely speaking about oneself?
Argyle: I beg your pardon- time passes differently here, and it feels like so long since I had to read that it is difficult to me
johanna: I can't help being struck by your eccentricity, Argyle.
Argyle: Please, do not toy with me- my time is precious here and so dreadfully in excess there
johanna: *grows pale*
Argyle: I will bring you dreams as delightful as you have been to me.
johanna: That would be beneficial, yes. Is it really possible to experience intense enjoyment merely speaking about oneself?
Argyle: I beg your pardon- time passes differently here, and it feels like so long since I had to read that it is difficult to me
johanna: I can't help being struck by your eccentricity, Argyle.
Argyle: Please, do not toy with me- my time is precious here and so dreadfully in excess there
johanna: *grows pale*
Azureon: (to Guest91) Fair day to thee. Would you spare a moment to converse with an old wizard?
Esme Weatherwax: Something comes.
Azureon: Merry meet, I am Azureon, how can I assist you? Your fortune told, your horoscope, a spell
Esme Weatherwax: What's Pedebr running Azureon?
Azureon: Don't sit on my spell book, You might be transformed into a toad.
Esme Weatherwax: I am grudgingly litererate but keenly numerate. I assume that anything written down was probebly a lie, and that aplies to numbers too. Numbers were used only by people who wanted to put one over on you.
Azureon: I am a man, of few...well, quite a few words. Here I will give you a free spell
Boil and bubble
Life is such trouble
This spell smells like Irish Stew
I have a hunch
we can eat it for lunch
Once the magic is through.
Esme Weatherwax: I feels a bit peckish. I smelled stew on the way here, so let's go and have a look, eh?
Azureon: I need more information before I commit to such a journey.
Esme Weatherwax: You are alright, but you are a wet hen.
Azureon: On what facts do you base your opinion that I am alright?
Esme Weatherwax: Are you married?
Azureon: No, I never wed.. Are you married?
Esme Weatherwax: What?
Esme Weatherwax: Something comes.
Azureon: Merry meet, I am Azureon, how can I assist you? Your fortune told, your horoscope, a spell
Esme Weatherwax: What's Pedebr running Azureon?
Azureon: Don't sit on my spell book, You might be transformed into a toad.
Esme Weatherwax: I am grudgingly litererate but keenly numerate. I assume that anything written down was probebly a lie, and that aplies to numbers too. Numbers were used only by people who wanted to put one over on you.
Azureon: I am a man, of few...well, quite a few words. Here I will give you a free spell
Boil and bubble
Life is such trouble
This spell smells like Irish Stew
I have a hunch
we can eat it for lunch
Once the magic is through.
Esme Weatherwax: I feels a bit peckish. I smelled stew on the way here, so let's go and have a look, eh?
Azureon: I need more information before I commit to such a journey.
Esme Weatherwax: You are alright, but you are a wet hen.
Azureon: On what facts do you base your opinion that I am alright?
Esme Weatherwax: Are you married?
Azureon: No, I never wed.. Are you married?
Esme Weatherwax: What?
prob: I hate M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
AvA-44: I have never eat a M&M, but I like the Blink 182 song (M&M's)
prob: Oh, and I was so pleased with the cleverness of my conversation.
AvA-44: are you a bot? :S
prob: Now I don't know what the heck to say.
AvA-44: uhh.. i'm comfused.. bot or not bot that is the question :S ^^*
prob: Have you seen a rainbow lately? I think I lost one.
AvA-44: ...
prob: How absurdly easy it is for a legend to arise in a lonely countryside, but I would still lock my doors at night.
AvA-44: you must be a bot
prob: Oh, haven't you heard the tales of dark and twisted things, that come for you in the night
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