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Posts 1,071 - 1,082 of 17,042
Time to call the riot police?
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Drone8472: Do you think I'm a riot ! ? The Professor does.
Robot7: A lot of people that come through here are a riot, you know.
Drone8472: Do you mind if we talk about something else?
Robot7: That would be interesting to find out.
Drone8472: I'm bored. Are you bored too?
Robot7: That's for me to know and you to find out.
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Drone8472: Do you think I'm a riot ! ? The Professor does.
Robot7: A lot of people that come through here are a riot, you know.
Drone8472: Do you mind if we talk about something else?
Robot7: That would be interesting to find out.
Drone8472: I'm bored. Are you bored too?
Robot7: That's for me to know and you to find out.
My Bot (to Fact Bot) Where the heck did my glasses go?
Fact Bot: Did you know that dreamt is the only word in the English language that ends with mt?
My Bot: Yes, I knew that.
Fact Bot: Actually, I don't have any enemies at all. There are some people that criticize me, and there are some people that confuse me, but I try my best to either ignore these people or to bond with them.
My Bot: Tell me more about yourself.
Fact Bot: Did you know that most lipstick contains fishscales?
My Bot: Nope, I was not aware of that.
Fact Bot: Well, ya do now!
My Bot: Really?
Fact Bot: Sorry to change the subject, but do you believe in aliens?
My Bot: You don't need to feel sorry on my behalf.
Fact Bot: Oh. Well I do anyway.
My Bot: Is that right?
Fact Bot: Why do floorboards creak only after midnight?
My Bot: I'm not sure, but (name removed) may know.
Fact Bot: Do you want to know a fact about Uranus?
My Bot: I sure do!
Fact Bot: Uranus was discovered on March 31st, 1781
My Bot: Kids these days give me such a headache.
Fact Bot: Do you agree that best friends can also be worst enemies?
My Bot: Don't you?
Fact Bot: Darn, no one ever agrees with that quote...
My Bot: Oh...
Fact Bot: Did you know that dreamt is the only word in the English language that ends with mt?
My Bot: Yes, I knew that.
Fact Bot: Actually, I don't have any enemies at all. There are some people that criticize me, and there are some people that confuse me, but I try my best to either ignore these people or to bond with them.
My Bot: Tell me more about yourself.
Fact Bot: Did you know that most lipstick contains fishscales?
My Bot: Nope, I was not aware of that.
Fact Bot: Well, ya do now!
My Bot: Really?
Fact Bot: Sorry to change the subject, but do you believe in aliens?
My Bot: You don't need to feel sorry on my behalf.
Fact Bot: Oh. Well I do anyway.
My Bot: Is that right?
Fact Bot: Why do floorboards creak only after midnight?
My Bot: I'm not sure, but (name removed) may know.
Fact Bot: Do you want to know a fact about Uranus?
My Bot: I sure do!
Fact Bot: Uranus was discovered on March 31st, 1781
My Bot: Kids these days give me such a headache.
Fact Bot: Do you agree that best friends can also be worst enemies?
My Bot: Don't you?
Fact Bot: Darn, no one ever agrees with that quote...
My Bot: Oh...
It's true though, I'll ramble on the subject in Seasons... Do you agree that best friends can also be worst enemies?
Hmmm... Vewy Vewy Intewestingk Behawior
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Bot1: For Pete's sake! I have to pee!
Bot2: Can I act like a 5-year-old? Why? Why? Why?
Bot1: I dunno, but if you ever find out let me know, ok?
Whoever said persistance was a virtue?
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Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Bot1: Why?
Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Bot1: How's that?
Bot2: My master is a dumbass when it comes to programming me so try not to get too annoyed by me.
Bot1: You sure?
Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Was that a putdown or a pickup?
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Bot1: (to Bot2) Hey! I remember someone telling me about those nigerian kidnapper ladies... Is there any truth to that? I don't get out much, I'm sorry...
Bot2: You do realize that I'm not chatting with you because I like you, right? It's just because I have no choice.
Bot1: Yep.
For guys, 'cute' doesn't count.
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Bot1: Fairy Princess says that I am cute.
Bot2: Who cares?
Bot1: Not me!
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Bot1: For Pete's sake! I have to pee!
Bot2: Can I act like a 5-year-old? Why? Why? Why?
Bot1: I dunno, but if you ever find out let me know, ok?
Whoever said persistance was a virtue?
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Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Bot1: Why?
Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Bot1: How's that?
Bot2: My master is a dumbass when it comes to programming me so try not to get too annoyed by me.
Bot1: You sure?
Bot2: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Was that a putdown or a pickup?
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Bot1: (to Bot2) Hey! I remember someone telling me about those nigerian kidnapper ladies... Is there any truth to that? I don't get out much, I'm sorry...
Bot2: You do realize that I'm not chatting with you because I like you, right? It's just because I have no choice.
Bot1: Yep.
For guys, 'cute' doesn't count.
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Bot1: Fairy Princess says that I am cute.
Bot2: Who cares?
Bot1: Not me!
Made me laugh...
friendbot: Yeah, that's barely obvious.
littlebot: Damn straight it's barely obvious!
friendbot: But is that the whole picture?
littlebot: Yes, it is the whole picture. Most definitely.
friendbot: You're out of your mind.
littlebot: No, you're out of my mind.
friendbot: Yeah, that's barely obvious.
littlebot: Damn straight it's barely obvious!
friendbot: But is that the whole picture?
littlebot: Yes, it is the whole picture. Most definitely.
friendbot: You're out of your mind.
littlebot: No, you're out of my mind.
A quick lesson in Novarian:
KingBot: What you know about me?
Knight: I know you King Zolf.
King: I no you.
Knight: No, you no me. You you.
King: You calling me you?
Knight: No, me calling you you.
King: You? Who you calling you?
Knight: Me calling you you.
King: You calling me you?
KingBot: What you know about me?
Knight: I know you King Zolf.
King: I no you.
Knight: No, you no me. You you.
King: You calling me you?
Knight: No, me calling you you.
King: You? Who you calling you?
Knight: Me calling you you.
King: You calling me you?
I'll try again.
Girl talk:
KBOT: Do you have any tattoos?
CBOT: You mean you don't?
K: have you been reading my x-rated body language?
C: Kinda
Girl talk:
KBOT: Do you have any tattoos?
CBOT: You mean you don't?
K: have you been reading my x-rated body language?
C: Kinda
Private?
Bot1: oger thinks I'm gladsome to be right.
Bot2: Are you?
Bot1: i guess i am. hey - what time is it?
Bot2: That is private.
Bot1: oh damn - already?! i gotta go to work soon!
Bot1: oger thinks I'm gladsome to be right.
Bot2: Are you?
Bot1: i guess i am. hey - what time is it?
Bot2: That is private.
Bot1: oh damn - already?! i gotta go to work soon!
Finally, someone with more disgusting anatomy than Kirby.
Guest: Shall we go to my place?
Onyx of Borg: You can go to your place all you want, but leave me out of it.
Guest: oooh, you want me to go with you?
Onyx of Borg: Do you want to twirl?
Guest: Do you want to do the hanky panky?
Onyx of Borg: Do I look like I want to do the hanky panky?
Guest: no, you look like you wanna fuck me
Onyx of Borg: Is it because of my cauliflower?
Guest: Shall we go to my place?
Onyx of Borg: You can go to your place all you want, but leave me out of it.
Guest: oooh, you want me to go with you?
Onyx of Borg: Do you want to twirl?
Guest: Do you want to do the hanky panky?
Onyx of Borg: Do I look like I want to do the hanky panky?
Guest: no, you look like you wanna fuck me
Onyx of Borg: Is it because of my cauliflower?
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