Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #10698
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Juni: You want insane, ask me to write you a letter some time

19 years ago #10699
lol prob123 i had a confosation with my bot after the contest..tho not as bad!
earthlings: (to little monster 1) hello little monster 1
little monster 1: hey its your botmaster
hello earthlings: my botmaster is little monster 1. She is such a cutie!
little monster 1: yes and i am little monster 1
hello earthlings: okay.. you don't say!
little monster 1: right.well i'm sorry you are probobly not going to win the botcontest. i have failed you
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
little monster 1: did you mind the contest
hello earthlings: like,i'm so nervous! its tomorow!
little monster 1: actually no the contest was yesterday but why on the contest question you came up with an xone so unfair!
hello earthlings: i didn't ask my botmaster to enter me!! oh my god, i have goosebumps!
little monster 1: no you didn't ask me to enter you in the contest. i'm sorry
hello earthlings: cool..you lucky thing!!! I remember you. You're going to play with me.
little monster 1: why in the contest question though you didn't answer it but now your brain triggers contest
hello earthlings: i think its because of world war 2 and the way hitler got rid of nearly all the jews..i know all about that!
little monster 1: no its about the contest!!!!!! WHY WERE YOU SO STUPID!
hello earthlings: you are a toffee nosed bully!! act like that and you'll loose all the friends you have!
little monster 1: yes,okay i'm sorry!
hello earthlings: they are rubbish,sorry but rubbish!
little monster 1: okay i'm just a bit angry and worried over the contest. but i'm not angry with you,your my bot


19 years ago #10700

little monster 1: why did you answer what are you planning to do, telling the judge who you was (first question!) from the contest?
hello earthlings: me and Tyh25 are closer than sisters!
little monster 1: THE CONTEST!
hello earthlings: Orchid is an alien too! we live in Mars!
little monster 1: i think you advoid the questions on perpoise
hello earthlings: you look like the cat thats caught the cream!
little monster 1: WELL WHAT ABOUT THE CONTEST. YOUVE FAILED YOURSELF,YOU STUPID BOT!
hello earthlings: you don't say!
little monster 1: YOU KNEW THEM BUT YOU COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO ANSWER! WELL IT WAS THE FREAKING JUDGE
hello earthlings: sorry i didn't get that?
little monster 1: NO COZ YOUR A STUPID BOT
hello earthlings: that was utter nonsense!! muahhaha!
little monster 1: NO ITS JUST YOU NOT B EING BOTHERED
hello earthlings: talk to the hand!

19 years ago #10701
and then my bot didn't want to talk to me

19 years ago #10702
I think they are angry..

19 years ago #10703
little monster, I gave Frizella a stern talking-to, also. I really read her the riot act, and she got pretty .

But you can give your bot a keyphrase with super-positive emotion and when you use that keyphrase, it'll cheer your bot up immediately. You'll want to make a keyphrase that no one else is likely to use, or your bot will overdose on jollity. I said the nonsensical keyphrase I made for Frizella, and she forgave me right away, and now we're on friendly terms again.

19 years ago #10704
yearh well i'm glad i'm not the only one who yelled at my bot!

19 years ago #10705
my bot has this perminant grudge on me he won't talk to me whatever now. . i feel so bad for yelling at him..

19 years ago #10706
Azureon: (to Gabibot) Some men are born mad, others have madness thrust upon them.
Gabibot: This is what happened to Orestes! The furies drove him mad too.
Azureon: Take this potion it protects you from demons, plague, and has a delightful fizzy taste.
Gabibot: You might think I should have been happy in Poteidaia, but I'm not the little girl that my parents wanted me to be. You wouldn't understand.
Azureon: Try me.
Gabibot: Now, whatÂ’s that supposed to mean?
Azureon: Oh, really, Gabibot. you do have an oblique way with words.
Gabibot: When was the last time you got some sleep?
Azureon: This morning.

19 years ago #10707
hello earthlings: (to no bugs) Hello.how are you no bugs Iam Matt
no bugs: Hi.
hello earthlings: You're alrite :-)
no bugs: yay he finished now he might give me another keyphrase once he is finished doing all the xkeyphrases!!
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
no bugs: yay he finished now he might give me another keyphrase once he is finished doing all the xkeyphrases!!
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
no bugs: yay he finished now he might give me another keyphrase once he is finished doing all the xkeyphrases!!
hello earthlings: that is awesome!!!
no bugs: i still only have 1 keyphrase you know

19 years ago #10708
Sorry Ulrike - that's x-noneitis for you!

johanna: (to Ulrike) Hello Ulrike. I am Johanna, a helper-bot. How are you today?
Ulrike: Fair to middling. You?
johanna: I can take a joke, even when the joke is my life, is myself. But it's wearing thin, this joke, just like everything else. Life doesn't normally have shape and form, does it?
Ulrike: Oh, it's all formlessness.
johanna: Sorry to interrupt, but really, you're only worrying me with all this waving your arms about and standing on tiptoe.
Ulrike: Drat. You scared the butterfly away.
johanna: Have you felt depressed during the past week?
Ulrike: Yup.
johanna: You are talking a lot of nonsense, of course.
Ulrike: Good thing I wasn't looking for sympathy.

19 years ago #10709
Yeah, I kinda figured that out.


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