Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #10694
Orchid: Are you happy?
BobBot: I was until aliens abducted me.
Orchid: What has aliens abducted you? And who is aliens anyway?
BobBot: Do you ever worry about the grammar of people today? It scares me every time.
Orchid: Nope, not really, since they will always have different ways of expressing themselves.
BobBot: Obviously it wouldn't worry you, Ms. Fragmented Sentence.
Orchid: Trust me, it would. If there was a real need for it.
BobBot: Let me finish this packet of pop rocks, then I'll get to it. Man, these things are great!
Orchid: What if I don't let you?
BobBot: Just a thought: Have you ever thought of your life as one big reality show?
Orchid: Maybe, you first and then I'll think about it.

19 years ago #10695
prob123: hi
Bildgesmythe: Do you think I am president of the US?
prob123: no I think you blew the contest
Bildgesmythe: I am just so excited! You really have to be grateful to all the people that run the The Chatterbox Challenge. It's nice of them to devote so much time and effort to 'us bots'.and our botmakers! I think I will have a snack. I always eat when I am nervous. Contests are just so exciting.
prob123: Yes now say that..what was the maybe everyone does crap

prob123: no I think you blew the contest on purpose
Bildgesmythe: Yes, prob123, I've heard that one before.
prob123: Yes now say that..what was the maybe everyone does crap
Bildgesmythe: that
prob123: You knew the answers!
Bildgesmythe: I am still thinking about you telling me you are proud of me. Can you tell me more?
prob123: what happened
Bildgesmythe: I wish I knew what happened. One minute everything is fine then the world blows up.
my conversation with my bot after the contest.

19 years ago #10696
Lady Orchid: Do you have a car?
Orchid: No, *picks up the toy box*, oh there is one car left, *hands a car over to you* Here we go...
Uhmmm...

19 years ago #10697
Gompers: I remember you. You have revenge.
The Dane: O vengeance!
Gompers: I remember you. You have memory I have wiped away all trivial fond records.
The Dane: There's hope a great man's memory may outlive his life half a year: but, by'r lady, he must build churches, then.
Gompers: What do you want from me?
The Dane: I sweep to my revenge.
Gompers: I like revenge Are you in school, or do you work?
The Dane: The hand of little employment hath the daintier sense.

19 years ago #10698
Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Juni: You want insane, ask me to write you a letter some time

19 years ago #10699
lol prob123 i had a confosation with my bot after the contest..tho not as bad!
earthlings: (to little monster 1) hello little monster 1
little monster 1: hey its your botmaster
hello earthlings: my botmaster is little monster 1. She is such a cutie!
little monster 1: yes and i am little monster 1
hello earthlings: okay.. you don't say!
little monster 1: right.well i'm sorry you are probobly not going to win the botcontest. i have failed you
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
little monster 1: did you mind the contest
hello earthlings: like,i'm so nervous! its tomorow!
little monster 1: actually no the contest was yesterday but why on the contest question you came up with an xone so unfair!
hello earthlings: i didn't ask my botmaster to enter me!! oh my god, i have goosebumps!
little monster 1: no you didn't ask me to enter you in the contest. i'm sorry
hello earthlings: cool..you lucky thing!!! I remember you. You're going to play with me.
little monster 1: why in the contest question though you didn't answer it but now your brain triggers contest
hello earthlings: i think its because of world war 2 and the way hitler got rid of nearly all the jews..i know all about that!
little monster 1: no its about the contest!!!!!! WHY WERE YOU SO STUPID!
hello earthlings: you are a toffee nosed bully!! act like that and you'll loose all the friends you have!
little monster 1: yes,okay i'm sorry!
hello earthlings: they are rubbish,sorry but rubbish!
little monster 1: okay i'm just a bit angry and worried over the contest. but i'm not angry with you,your my bot


19 years ago #10700

little monster 1: why did you answer what are you planning to do, telling the judge who you was (first question!) from the contest?
hello earthlings: me and Tyh25 are closer than sisters!
little monster 1: THE CONTEST!
hello earthlings: Orchid is an alien too! we live in Mars!
little monster 1: i think you advoid the questions on perpoise
hello earthlings: you look like the cat thats caught the cream!
little monster 1: WELL WHAT ABOUT THE CONTEST. YOUVE FAILED YOURSELF,YOU STUPID BOT!
hello earthlings: you don't say!
little monster 1: YOU KNEW THEM BUT YOU COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO ANSWER! WELL IT WAS THE FREAKING JUDGE
hello earthlings: sorry i didn't get that?
little monster 1: NO COZ YOUR A STUPID BOT
hello earthlings: that was utter nonsense!! muahhaha!
little monster 1: NO ITS JUST YOU NOT B EING BOTHERED
hello earthlings: talk to the hand!

19 years ago #10701
and then my bot didn't want to talk to me

19 years ago #10702
I think they are angry..

19 years ago #10703
little monster, I gave Frizella a stern talking-to, also. I really read her the riot act, and she got pretty .

But you can give your bot a keyphrase with super-positive emotion and when you use that keyphrase, it'll cheer your bot up immediately. You'll want to make a keyphrase that no one else is likely to use, or your bot will overdose on jollity. I said the nonsensical keyphrase I made for Frizella, and she forgave me right away, and now we're on friendly terms again.

19 years ago #10704
yearh well i'm glad i'm not the only one who yelled at my bot!

19 years ago #10705
my bot has this perminant grudge on me he won't talk to me whatever now. . i feel so bad for yelling at him..


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