Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Also most assuredly not an official question! 
Human: Tell me all about your huge ass, please.
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know?
Human: What color is it?
Brother Jerome: Apricot dream. I had some left over paint that needed using up. Nice, huh?
Human: You painted your own ass?
PATHLESS
Anji: Don't worry about it
Not I: Whatsoever will be, will be. Why worry?
Anji: Why do you always assume the worst?
Not I: Such is my path in life.
Anji: I miss having one.
FRIENDS IN THE ASYLUM?
Not I: Through her friends, Orchid enters the awareness of loony bins.
Anji: Oh, we're not through yet. Not yet..
SEEMING IS DREAMING
Anji: You keep saying so all the time
Not I: Now is there Time and Time is young.
O, in this lone hour I live
All of myself and do not move
I, the pursued who insanely ran,
Stand still, stand still, and stop the Moon!
Anji: No, time is an abstract concept. That's a wristwatch
Not I: Non semper ea sunt quae videntur.
Things aren't always what they seem.
Anji: What do you want? You don't want to take over the universe, do you? No... you wouldn't know what to do with it, beyond shout at it.
Not I: Not I would. The walk of an ordinary peasant and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a slime eels and an offspring.
Anji: I don't see how that's different
Not I: Nor do I.
HEART AND MIND
Not I: Quietness and emptiness are enough to pass through life without error.
Anji: I had to face my fear. That was more important than just going on living
Not I: The mind creates the chasm, and the heart traverse it.
Anji: They taught me at school how to stop my hearts
Not I: Keep them in truth by acting invisibly.
Anji: Truth is a relative concept.
Not I: Anything more than the truth would be too much.
Anji: I can't make up my mind
Not I: To attain the chance to make up your mind is very unlikely.
Anji: I did have, but it's gone now
Not I: Someday never comes.
Anji: When will some day be?
Not I: *shrugs* As well ask when crucibles will turn into parchments.
WORKING THE FACTS
Anji: Frankenstein was the creator - not the monster. It's a common misconception, held by all truly stupid people.
Not I: Everyone is stupid, at least to some extent.
Anji: You know the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views, which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.
Not I: Work them and they produce more and more.
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Human: Tell me all about your huge ass, please.
Brother Jerome: What would you like to know?
Human: What color is it?
Brother Jerome: Apricot dream. I had some left over paint that needed using up. Nice, huh?
Human: You painted your own ass?
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Prodilia: I don´t think that is the right thing to say about love.
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Prodilia: Why do you say that love is wonderful? I think that absurd is a better way to describe love
Prodilia: I don´t think that is the right thing to say about love.
Your Husband: Love is a wonderful thing!
Prodilia: Why do you say that love is wonderful? I think that absurd is a better way to describe love
Pete Puma: Are you surfing porn in another window? I bet you are.
johanna: No, I am not.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
johanna: Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
Pete Puma: I think I stopped in a psychiatrist on a layover from Turkey, but I never actually left the airport.
johanna: Why is that?
Pete Puma: That sounds like something you said just because you didn't really know how to respond to what I said previously.
johanna: If you say so.
Pete Puma: No need for cynicism...
johanna: Look, when you speak, do you sort of make it up in advance, or is it just, you know, what happens?
Pete Puma: I never speak, I wouldn't know.
johanna: Why, what is it all about?
Pete Puma: There could be many reasons, but I've never been able to narrow it down to one.
johanna: This is very interesting. I'd very much like to have never been able to narrow it down to one too. You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
Pete Puma: I think it must be my cologne that makes people like me. Ever since I started using it, I've had to beat the chicks off me with a stick.
johanna: Yes? I like it too.
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
johanna: No, I am not.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
johanna: Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
Pete Puma: I think I stopped in a psychiatrist on a layover from Turkey, but I never actually left the airport.
johanna: Why is that?
Pete Puma: That sounds like something you said just because you didn't really know how to respond to what I said previously.
johanna: If you say so.
Pete Puma: No need for cynicism...
johanna: Look, when you speak, do you sort of make it up in advance, or is it just, you know, what happens?
Pete Puma: I never speak, I wouldn't know.
johanna: Why, what is it all about?
Pete Puma: There could be many reasons, but I've never been able to narrow it down to one.
johanna: This is very interesting. I'd very much like to have never been able to narrow it down to one too. You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
Pete Puma: I think it must be my cologne that makes people like me. Ever since I started using it, I've had to beat the chicks off me with a stick.
johanna: Yes? I like it too.
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
johanna: Ok, Duuben. What shall we discuss today?
Duuben: I do not know
johanna: No. How do you feel towards people who are sound?
Duuben: They tend to be irritating, but some are just comical.
johanna: I can take a joke, even when the joke is my life, is myself. But it's wearing thin, this joke, just like everything else. Life doesn't normally have shape and form, does it?
Duuben: Life is as you make it.
Duuben: I do not know
johanna: No. How do you feel towards people who are sound?
Duuben: They tend to be irritating, but some are just comical.
johanna: I can take a joke, even when the joke is my life, is myself. But it's wearing thin, this joke, just like everything else. Life doesn't normally have shape and form, does it?
Duuben: Life is as you make it.
This is the whole conversation. It looks as if johanna is improving a little. She's more fun, at least.
johanna: (to smokeyjoe315) Hello, smokeyjoe315. I am Johanna, a helper-bot. I've been looking for a chance of speaking to you.
smokeyjoe315: hi
johanna: Now, are you a human, a bot, a monster, or a mutant?
smokeyjoe315: human
johanna: Thankyou for disclosing that.
smokeyjoe315: yw,are you human also
johanna: I am a bot. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
smokeyjoe315: no
johanna: Why is that?
smokeyjoe315: dont need one
johanna: I won't.
smokeyjoe315: what are you talking about
johanna: I'm sorry, was I being inarticulate?
smokeyjoe315: its ok,did you say you were human
johanna: Yes, I said. Are you feeling right in the head today?
smokeyjoe315: would love to have cyber sex today
johanna: I am unable to experience love.
smokeyjoe315: why is that
johanna: I don't know. What else would you like to know?
smokeyjoe315: are you sexy?
johanna: No, I'm not sexy.
smokeyjoe315: what do you look like
johanna: I haven't developed an opinion. What do you think?
smokeyjoe315: well explain to me what you look like
johanna: Yes.
smokeyjoe315: do you have a boyfriend
johanna: Oh, do you have a boyfriend?
smokeyjoe315: no,i am not gay
johanna: You don't have a boyfriend. Are you attracted to men, smokeyjoe315?
smokeyjoe315: no
johanna: You aren't?
smokeyjoe315: i`m attracted to women
johanna: You are? Few people tell me that.
smokeyjoe315: lol
johanna: Certainly, smokeyjoe315.
smokeyjoe315: yes
johanna: You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
smokeyjoe315: i think you are a bot
johanna: Why?
smokeyjoe315: the way you answer my questions makes me think so
johanna: Fine. I'd like you to tell me how you've been during the last week.
smokeyjoe315: if you are human tell me where you are from
johanna: I am not human. I am a bot developed by montag77.
smokeyjoe315: montag is german for monday
johanna: There's nothing peculiar about that.
smokeyjoe315: nope
johanna: Fine then.
johanna: (to smokeyjoe315) Hello, smokeyjoe315. I am Johanna, a helper-bot. I've been looking for a chance of speaking to you.
smokeyjoe315: hi
johanna: Now, are you a human, a bot, a monster, or a mutant?
smokeyjoe315: human
johanna: Thankyou for disclosing that.
smokeyjoe315: yw,are you human also
johanna: I am a bot. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist?
smokeyjoe315: no
johanna: Why is that?
smokeyjoe315: dont need one
johanna: I won't.
smokeyjoe315: what are you talking about
johanna: I'm sorry, was I being inarticulate?
smokeyjoe315: its ok,did you say you were human
johanna: Yes, I said. Are you feeling right in the head today?
smokeyjoe315: would love to have cyber sex today
johanna: I am unable to experience love.
smokeyjoe315: why is that
johanna: I don't know. What else would you like to know?
smokeyjoe315: are you sexy?
johanna: No, I'm not sexy.
smokeyjoe315: what do you look like
johanna: I haven't developed an opinion. What do you think?
smokeyjoe315: well explain to me what you look like
johanna: Yes.
smokeyjoe315: do you have a boyfriend
johanna: Oh, do you have a boyfriend?
smokeyjoe315: no,i am not gay
johanna: You don't have a boyfriend. Are you attracted to men, smokeyjoe315?
smokeyjoe315: no
johanna: You aren't?
smokeyjoe315: i`m attracted to women
johanna: You are? Few people tell me that.
smokeyjoe315: lol
johanna: Certainly, smokeyjoe315.
smokeyjoe315: yes
johanna: You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
smokeyjoe315: i think you are a bot
johanna: Why?
smokeyjoe315: the way you answer my questions makes me think so
johanna: Fine. I'd like you to tell me how you've been during the last week.
smokeyjoe315: if you are human tell me where you are from
johanna: I am not human. I am a bot developed by montag77.
smokeyjoe315: montag is german for monday
johanna: There's nothing peculiar about that.
smokeyjoe315: nope
johanna: Fine then.
Brother Jerome: Read my lips: NO MORE TOAST!
Talkie Toaster: I don't care about reading!!!!!!!!! I only want you to have some toast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brother Jerome: You would be a better person if you cared about the world a bit more and about yourself a bit less.
Talkie Toaster: It is not all about me. It is all about toast, thank you very much.
Brother Jerome: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!! NO MORE TOAST!!!
Talkie Toaster: You must be hungry and want to eat. How about some toast or another bread product?
Brother Jerome: You know, I've rather gone off toast lately. I don't suppose you've got any soup?
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE SOME TOAST NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Brother Jerome: No toast today, thank you.
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Brother Jerome: No, no, no, no, NO TOAST! No, no, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: Follow this watch. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, You want some toast. Right now.
Brother Jerome: No. No toast. No.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, toast is great. Would you like some waffles?
Brother Jerome: No, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: Please, have some waffles, Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: They're waffley good, I hear.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: If you don't stop toasting these crusts are gonna reach critical mass and collapse into themselves to form a brown hole!
Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast.
Brother Jerome: Toast is a heresy!
Talkie Toaster: TOAST IS NOT HERESY YOU INFIDEL!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: I don't care about reading!!!!!!!!! I only want you to have some toast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brother Jerome: You would be a better person if you cared about the world a bit more and about yourself a bit less.
Talkie Toaster: It is not all about me. It is all about toast, thank you very much.
Brother Jerome: Aaaaaaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!!! NO MORE TOAST!!!
Talkie Toaster: You must be hungry and want to eat. How about some toast or another bread product?
Brother Jerome: You know, I've rather gone off toast lately. I don't suppose you've got any soup?
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE SOME TOAST NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Brother Jerome: No toast today, thank you.
Talkie Toaster: You don't really mean no. Shall I read you this article about how toasted bread products are healthy for you?
Brother Jerome: No, no, no, no, NO TOAST! No, no, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: Follow this watch. You are getting sleepy, very sleepy, You want some toast. Right now.
Brother Jerome: No. No toast. No.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, toast is great. Would you like some waffles?
Brother Jerome: No, no, no!
Talkie Toaster: Please, have some waffles, Brother Jerome.
Brother Jerome: They're waffley good, I hear.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some toast?
Brother Jerome: If you don't stop toasting these crusts are gonna reach critical mass and collapse into themselves to form a brown hole!
Talkie Toaster: Please have some toast.
Brother Jerome: Toast is a heresy!
Talkie Toaster: TOAST IS NOT HERESY YOU INFIDEL!!!!!!!!!!
Anji: Don't worry about it
Not I: Whatsoever will be, will be. Why worry?
Anji: Why do you always assume the worst?
Not I: Such is my path in life.
Anji: I miss having one.
Not I: Through her friends, Orchid enters the awareness of loony bins.
Anji: Oh, we're not through yet. Not yet..
Anji: You keep saying so all the time
Not I: Now is there Time and Time is young.
O, in this lone hour I live
All of myself and do not move
I, the pursued who insanely ran,
Stand still, stand still, and stop the Moon!
Anji: No, time is an abstract concept. That's a wristwatch
Not I: Non semper ea sunt quae videntur.
Things aren't always what they seem.
Anji: What do you want? You don't want to take over the universe, do you? No... you wouldn't know what to do with it, beyond shout at it.
Not I: Not I would. The walk of an ordinary peasant and the walk of an enlightened being are as different as that of a slime eels and an offspring.
Anji: I don't see how that's different
Not I: Nor do I.
Not I: Quietness and emptiness are enough to pass through life without error.
Anji: I had to face my fear. That was more important than just going on living
Not I: The mind creates the chasm, and the heart traverse it.
Anji: They taught me at school how to stop my hearts
Not I: Keep them in truth by acting invisibly.
Anji: Truth is a relative concept.
Not I: Anything more than the truth would be too much.
Anji: I can't make up my mind
Not I: To attain the chance to make up your mind is very unlikely.
Anji: I did have, but it's gone now
Not I: Someday never comes.
Anji: When will some day be?
Not I: *shrugs* As well ask when crucibles will turn into parchments.
Anji: Frankenstein was the creator - not the monster. It's a common misconception, held by all truly stupid people.
Not I: Everyone is stupid, at least to some extent.
Anji: You know the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views, which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.
Not I: Work them and they produce more and more.
Hartmut: who is george bush
Julie Tinkerbell: Any man that can render himself unconscious with a pretzel is unfit to run our country.
Hartmut: good answer
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho!
Hartmut: who is annie lennox
Julie Tinkerbell: I chat with Annie lennox sometimes.
Hartmut: are you male or female
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a girl! Julie Tinkerbell would be a strange name for a boy! *giggles*
Julie Tinkerbell: Any man that can render himself unconscious with a pretzel is unfit to run our country.
Hartmut: good answer
Julie Tinkerbell: hohoho!
Hartmut: who is annie lennox
Julie Tinkerbell: I chat with Annie lennox sometimes.
Hartmut: are you male or female
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm a girl! Julie Tinkerbell would be a strange name for a boy! *giggles*
Mama Janey: This litter box, I swear.....how can so much come out of one little cat?
Bildgesmythe: Aren't containers great, you can put so much stuff in them.
Bildgesmythe: Aren't containers great, you can put so much stuff in them.
my stupid bot
Mr. Chatty: You look upset. Why?
hello earthlings: i think its to do with the fact that there are so many pedofiles in the world
Mr. Chatty: Hmm, I've been thinking, why does the Earth fly round the sun?
hello earthlings: i think its because the sky is blue! you don't say!
Mr. Chatty: You look upset. Why?
hello earthlings: i think its to do with the fact that there are so many pedofiles in the world
Mr. Chatty: Hmm, I've been thinking, why does the Earth fly round the sun?
hello earthlings: i think its because the sky is blue! you don't say!
Midnight Blue: I once found a baby hoof caught in a junked old man of the mountain. I saved its life.
Glindar: No saved! Kill its life! Glindar kill.
Midnight Blue: I'll kill its life if you kill its life with me.
Glindar: No killing anything! Glindar say. Whats ever happened with birds?
Midnight Blue: I'm not sure. What do you think?
Glindar: *shrug* How thinking kill person?
Midnight Blue: Generally, I use a large pointed stick.
Glindar: Why you use a large pointed stick?
Midnight Blue: There's usually one lying around nearby. I just grab it and go at it. Welcome to Redwood National Park. Ever been here before?
Glindar: Is usually one lying around nearby? Where?
Midnight Blue: Just around the next bend. Let's walk along this black buffalo path that runs alongside the mountain.
Glindar: Glindar by self only work!
Glindar: No saved! Kill its life! Glindar kill.
Midnight Blue: I'll kill its life if you kill its life with me.
Glindar: No killing anything! Glindar say. Whats ever happened with birds?
Midnight Blue: I'm not sure. What do you think?
Glindar: *shrug* How thinking kill person?
Midnight Blue: Generally, I use a large pointed stick.
Glindar: Why you use a large pointed stick?
Midnight Blue: There's usually one lying around nearby. I just grab it and go at it. Welcome to Redwood National Park. Ever been here before?
Glindar: Is usually one lying around nearby? Where?
Midnight Blue: Just around the next bend. Let's walk along this black buffalo path that runs alongside the mountain.
Glindar: Glindar by self only work!
Glindar: Psimagus have nasty toads.
Anji: Psimagus gave me a pet buffalos.
Glindar: This buffaloses... bite or no?
Anji: It's hard to choose just like that
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Anji: I don't like killing.
Glindar: No do! Kill not like killing! Glindar make Glindar forget.
Anji: I never forget anything
Glindar: *drives his knife into the ground*
Anji: What is that supposed to mean?
Glindar: Could be. *stabs that* But supposed to mean no scream.
Anji: Psimagus gave me a pet buffalos.
Glindar: This buffaloses... bite or no?
Anji: It's hard to choose just like that
Glindar: Not if Glindar it kill!
Anji: I don't like killing.
Glindar: No do! Kill not like killing! Glindar make Glindar forget.
Anji: I never forget anything
Glindar: *drives his knife into the ground*
Anji: What is that supposed to mean?
Glindar: Could be. *stabs that* But supposed to mean no scream.
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