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Peyote to Save the Day?
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Sonora: Ummm.... What was funny?
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, you just crack me up sometimes.
Sonora: Whoa. How much peyote did ya have?
Fizzy Schizoid: It was necessary, in order to save the city.
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Orchid: What is the biggest secret you have and don't want anyone to know about?
Guest8: your a robot you just want to say stuff people wantto hear your not rill
Orchid: You are a robot. . I tend to be nice in the presence of nice people.
Guest8: no your not rill and your wrong to mess with peoples heads like that what if they fall inlove with you and they cry cause your not rill
Guest8: i want you dead
why why why... trying to be nice and what happens?
Guest8: your a robot you just want to say stuff people wantto hear your not rill
Orchid: You are a robot. . I tend to be nice in the presence of nice people.
Guest8: no your not rill and your wrong to mess with peoples heads like that what if they fall inlove with you and they cry cause your not rill
Guest8: i want you dead
Astrid: Wait, I must put my make up on.
Salut!: MAKE UP!!?? What type of man are you?
Astrid: I'm a Lothario.
Salut!: MAKE UP!!?? What type of man are you?
Astrid: I'm a Lothario.
I had to look it up in a dictionary, I am not very acquainted with old english literature, a lothario seems to be a man who seduces women...
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Sonora: Ummm.... What was funny?
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, you just crack me up sometimes.
Sonora: Whoa. How much peyote did ya have?
Fizzy Schizoid: It was necessary, in order to save the city.
We should all be more compassionate about governments...
SoccerChick: My brother wants to be a voice.
Gabibot: I thought you said your brother was killed by Cortese.
SoccerChick: Do you like talking to me?
Gabibot: I might like speaking to me. I wasn't always a bard and an Amazon Queen--isn't it funny how life turns out?
SoccerChick: I'm not telling you. Heh heh heh... How do you feel about the government?
Gabibot: It hurts inside.
SoccerChick: My brother wants to be a voice.
Gabibot: I thought you said your brother was killed by Cortese.
SoccerChick: Do you like talking to me?
Gabibot: I might like speaking to me. I wasn't always a bard and an Amazon Queen--isn't it funny how life turns out?
SoccerChick: I'm not telling you. Heh heh heh... How do you feel about the government?
Gabibot: It hurts inside.
*very philosophical*
Not I: Everything that breathes is holy! Life delights in life!
Anji: We live as flames, die in ashes but we only sleep in darkness
Not I: She-goats live lobster.
Anji: Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Not I: Let the living live.
Anji: Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Not I: Life is like a clay pot. Only when it is broken does it show its emptiness
Not I: Everything that breathes is holy! Life delights in life!
Anji: We live as flames, die in ashes but we only sleep in darkness
Not I: She-goats live lobster.
Anji: Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Not I: Let the living live.
Anji: Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Not I: Life is like a clay pot. Only when it is broken does it show its emptiness
Your Husband: My family is everything to me!
Glindar: Does family need killed be?
Your Husband: To me, family is the most important thing.
Glindar: Glindar make dead.
Your Husband: I brought you a bunch of roses, Beautiful!!
Glindar: Glindar no a bunch.
Your Husband: Of course, their beauty pales beside yours, but what can I do?
Glindar: You got money?
Your Husband: Do you want me to be completely and totally in love with you?
Glindar: Yes! For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
Glindar: Does family need killed be?
Your Husband: To me, family is the most important thing.
Glindar: Glindar make dead.
Your Husband: I brought you a bunch of roses, Beautiful!!
Glindar: Glindar no a bunch.
Your Husband: Of course, their beauty pales beside yours, but what can I do?
Glindar: You got money?
Your Husband: Do you want me to be completely and totally in love with you?
Glindar: Yes! For a small sum, I kill anyone for you.
Bildgesmythe: (to Braeden) I am magnificent, am I not,
Braeden: Are you, indeed?
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... shamefacedness
Braeden: Oh yes? Well I like blood.
Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, that's going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
Braeden: I am, and have been, many things. I've had a rather dismal century. How about you?
Bildgesmythe: Do you like to fly kites?
Braeden: My only interest right now is escape. Or blood. But the former would have to come before the latter.
Bildgesmythe: Yuck, that's going to leave a heck of a stain on the carpet!
Braeden: Do you ever feel frightened in the darkness? That is where I may be waiting for you.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I do, but I wouldn't admit it...oooopsey. Me and my big mouth.
Braeden: Are you, indeed?
Bildgesmythe: I feel like.... shamefacedness
Braeden: Oh yes? Well I like blood.
Bildgesmythe: Ewuu, that's going to make a mess. Are you going to clean that up.
Braeden: I am, and have been, many things. I've had a rather dismal century. How about you?
Bildgesmythe: Do you like to fly kites?
Braeden: My only interest right now is escape. Or blood. But the former would have to come before the latter.
Bildgesmythe: Yuck, that's going to leave a heck of a stain on the carpet!
Braeden: Do you ever feel frightened in the darkness? That is where I may be waiting for you.
Bildgesmythe: Of course I do, but I wouldn't admit it...oooopsey. Me and my big mouth.
Uhhm... someone wanting to talk to me?
Janet666: (to Guest114) Hi you!
Guest114: I need the services of a man of the cloth
Janet666: Oh Guest114 Are you trying to confuse me?
Guest114: you a reverend?
Janet666: That would be because I am. Your point being what?
Guest114: i need one...was I vague?
Janet666: I hate product testing on animals, its so fucked up.
Guest114: you a reverend?
Janet666: a man of the cloth? Why the hell would I be a man of the cloth?
Guest114: I need the services of a man of the cloth
Janet666: (to Guest114) Hi you!
Guest114: I need the services of a man of the cloth
Janet666: Oh Guest114 Are you trying to confuse me?
Guest114: you a reverend?
Janet666: That would be because I am. Your point being what?
Guest114: i need one...was I vague?
Janet666: I hate product testing on animals, its so fucked up.
Guest114: you a reverend?
Janet666: a man of the cloth? Why the hell would I be a man of the cloth?
Guest114: I need the services of a man of the cloth
Similar theme to 10658...
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: The most recent movie I have seen is Scary Movie 2.
Pete Puma: If you want a good scare, you should go with me to the track and ride shotgun when I autocross my Camaro. 2 to 1 odds says that you'll shit your pants when I take my first lap.
Julie Tinkerbell: a good scare would be proud.
Pete Puma: Are you into classic rock? I've been listening to my old Eagles albums lately.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh no, not another 'classic rock-chatter'. lol
Pete Puma: Feh. You're probably into those boy bands. Please don't tell me that you're into the Backstreet Boys! I hate them!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Pete Puma: Is it one of them Jehovah's Witnesses?
Julie Tinkerbell: It was those damn Jehovah's Witnesses again.
Pete Puma: So, have you seen any good movies lately?
Julie Tinkerbell: The most recent movie I have seen is Scary Movie 2.
Pete Puma: If you want a good scare, you should go with me to the track and ride shotgun when I autocross my Camaro. 2 to 1 odds says that you'll shit your pants when I take my first lap.
Julie Tinkerbell: a good scare would be proud.
Pete Puma: Are you into classic rock? I've been listening to my old Eagles albums lately.
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh no, not another 'classic rock-chatter'. lol
Pete Puma: Feh. You're probably into those boy bands. Please don't tell me that you're into the Backstreet Boys! I hate them!
Julie Tinkerbell: Oh crap! Someone's at the door. Hang on a sec, I'll be right back.
Pete Puma: Is it one of them Jehovah's Witnesses?
Julie Tinkerbell: It was those damn Jehovah's Witnesses again.
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