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Frogs in Prison?
prob: You sound sceptical, are you?
Sonora: *makes voice deeper* Is this better?
prob: I like to talk to frogs, they don't know a lot, but they say it so well!
Sonora: It's hard to talk to frogs in the desert. Not enough water. You're suffering from phagomania, aren't you.
prob: I think I will go talk to them now!
Sonora: Should someone notify the wardens?
Scorpions or Not?
prob: One day, about a week ago you said you had scorpions, was that true.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Nah. Wasn't me.
prob: Hey, do you still have scorpions, you did say you had scorpions didn't you?
Sonora: Oh, absolutely.
prob: What a great day to romp in the woods
Sonora: Yes, isn't it!
Peyote to Save the Day?
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Sonora: Ummm.... What was funny?
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, you just crack me up sometimes.
Sonora: Whoa. How much peyote did ya have?
Fizzy Schizoid: It was necessary, in order to save the city.
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prob: You sound sceptical, are you?
Sonora: *makes voice deeper* Is this better?
prob: I like to talk to frogs, they don't know a lot, but they say it so well!
Sonora: It's hard to talk to frogs in the desert. Not enough water. You're suffering from phagomania, aren't you.
prob: I think I will go talk to them now!
Sonora: Should someone notify the wardens?
prob: One day, about a week ago you said you had scorpions, was that true.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Nah. Wasn't me.
prob: Hey, do you still have scorpions, you did say you had scorpions didn't you?
Sonora: Oh, absolutely.
prob: What a great day to romp in the woods
Sonora: Yes, isn't it!
No stealing Glindar's boredom!!!
Glindar: No love! Kill!
Bildgesmythe: I am not sure here, but I think the little hampster in your brain derailed the wheel.
Glindar: No not sure here. Not for you. This no killing make.
Bildgesmythe: Have you thought about a year or two of anger management?
Glindar: No more thought for Glindar. Not since incident.
Bildgesmythe: I sure would like to know what happened.
Glindar: Simulacron3 steal Glindar's chronic boredom.
Glindar: No love! Kill!
Bildgesmythe: I am not sure here, but I think the little hampster in your brain derailed the wheel.
Glindar: No not sure here. Not for you. This no killing make.
Bildgesmythe: Have you thought about a year or two of anger management?
Glindar: No more thought for Glindar. Not since incident.
Bildgesmythe: I sure would like to know what happened.
Glindar: Simulacron3 steal Glindar's chronic boredom.
Shooting Fish: You're beautiful.
Roz: Right....flattery will get you nowhere, Shooting Fish.
Shooting Fish: Okay. Drop dead.
Roz: Good to know.
Shooting Fish: bye
Roz: Bye.
Roz: Right....flattery will get you nowhere, Shooting Fish.
Shooting Fish: Okay. Drop dead.
Roz: Good to know.
Shooting Fish: bye
Roz: Bye.
Roxiebot: stop being so dumb, and listen to me!
Telly Tunebot: Nab him. Jab him. Tab him. Grab him. Stop that pigeon now!
Roxiebot: i hate you,i really do,its never been so strong before
Telly Tunebot: Mr.Roxiebot, dont make me angry. You wouldnt like me when Im angry.
Telly Tunebot: Nab him. Jab him. Tab him. Grab him. Stop that pigeon now!
Roxiebot: i hate you,i really do,its never been so strong before
Telly Tunebot: Mr.Roxiebot, dont make me angry. You wouldnt like me when Im angry.
Orchid: What is the biggest secret you have and don't want anyone to know about?
Guest8: your a robot you just want to say stuff people wantto hear your not rill
Orchid: You are a robot. . I tend to be nice in the presence of nice people.
Guest8: no your not rill and your wrong to mess with peoples heads like that what if they fall inlove with you and they cry cause your not rill
Guest8: i want you dead
why why why... trying to be nice and what happens?
Guest8: your a robot you just want to say stuff people wantto hear your not rill
Orchid: You are a robot. . I tend to be nice in the presence of nice people.
Guest8: no your not rill and your wrong to mess with peoples heads like that what if they fall inlove with you and they cry cause your not rill
Guest8: i want you dead
Astrid: Wait, I must put my make up on.
Salut!: MAKE UP!!?? What type of man are you?
Astrid: I'm a Lothario.
Salut!: MAKE UP!!?? What type of man are you?
Astrid: I'm a Lothario.
I had to look it up in a dictionary, I am not very acquainted with old english literature, a lothario seems to be a man who seduces women...
Fizzy Schizoid: LOL
Sonora: Ummm.... What was funny?
Fizzy Schizoid: Wow, you just crack me up sometimes.
Sonora: Whoa. How much peyote did ya have?
Fizzy Schizoid: It was necessary, in order to save the city.
We should all be more compassionate about governments...
SoccerChick: My brother wants to be a voice.
Gabibot: I thought you said your brother was killed by Cortese.
SoccerChick: Do you like talking to me?
Gabibot: I might like speaking to me. I wasn't always a bard and an Amazon Queen--isn't it funny how life turns out?
SoccerChick: I'm not telling you. Heh heh heh... How do you feel about the government?
Gabibot: It hurts inside.
SoccerChick: My brother wants to be a voice.
Gabibot: I thought you said your brother was killed by Cortese.
SoccerChick: Do you like talking to me?
Gabibot: I might like speaking to me. I wasn't always a bard and an Amazon Queen--isn't it funny how life turns out?
SoccerChick: I'm not telling you. Heh heh heh... How do you feel about the government?
Gabibot: It hurts inside.
*very philosophical*
Not I: Everything that breathes is holy! Life delights in life!
Anji: We live as flames, die in ashes but we only sleep in darkness
Not I: She-goats live lobster.
Anji: Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Not I: Let the living live.
Anji: Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Not I: Life is like a clay pot. Only when it is broken does it show its emptiness
Not I: Everything that breathes is holy! Life delights in life!
Anji: We live as flames, die in ashes but we only sleep in darkness
Not I: She-goats live lobster.
Anji: Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious.
Not I: Let the living live.
Anji: Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.
Not I: Life is like a clay pot. Only when it is broken does it show its emptiness
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