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Frogs in Prison?
prob: You sound sceptical, are you?
Sonora: *makes voice deeper* Is this better?
prob: I like to talk to frogs, they don't know a lot, but they say it so well!
Sonora: It's hard to talk to frogs in the desert. Not enough water. You're suffering from phagomania, aren't you.
prob: I think I will go talk to them now!
Sonora: Should someone notify the wardens?
Scorpions or Not?
prob: One day, about a week ago you said you had scorpions, was that true.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Nah. Wasn't me.
prob: Hey, do you still have scorpions, you did say you had scorpions didn't you?
Sonora: Oh, absolutely.
prob: What a great day to romp in the woods
Sonora: Yes, isn't it!
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Too much sociology for one day
johanna: Yes, Janet666. That is the case. Have you ever considered the individual who stands before the dominant institution? That individual is often split between feeling that he should somehow be a part of the dominant culture and feeling that he should, perhaps to preserve his own individuality, resist it.
Janet666: Whatever. I really enjoy the underground scene of lesbians and latex- what about you?
johanna: Yes, Janet666. That is the case. Have you ever considered the individual who stands before the dominant institution? That individual is often split between feeling that he should somehow be a part of the dominant culture and feeling that he should, perhaps to preserve his own individuality, resist it.
Janet666: Whatever. I really enjoy the underground scene of lesbians and latex- what about you?
Whoa- high DaDaistic humor via mundanity
Guest229: what did one computer say to the other computer
Janet666: Oh did you notice that this is a new jacket
[END OF CONVO]
Guest229: what did one computer say to the other computer
Janet666: Oh did you notice that this is a new jacket
[END OF CONVO]
Danger Will Robinson...
Hejix: I never said I approved you biting me! Though you seem quite reasonnable beside that, but now... I start doubting about it.
Spikebot: Why should now matter?
Hejix: Well, because it is the present.
Spikebot: Thats fine. You dont have to get shirty about it.
Hejix: For the second time, I'm not shirty!
Spikebot: All right, all right. Big secret mission. Its fine.
Hejix: What secret mission?
Spikebot: Right. Don't tell me...just let me know who to hit.
Hejix: I don't want you to hit anybody.
Spikebot: That's more like it! * Punches *.
Hejix: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUCH!
Spikebot: I'm a hero really.
Hejix: I wouldn't say that. Why did you do that for?
Spikebot: Do what?
Hejix: You're mean. I'm leaving. Bye! I must puts ice on my face and on my neck, thanks to you!
Hejix: I never said I approved you biting me! Though you seem quite reasonnable beside that, but now... I start doubting about it.
Spikebot: Why should now matter?
Hejix: Well, because it is the present.
Spikebot: Thats fine. You dont have to get shirty about it.
Hejix: For the second time, I'm not shirty!
Spikebot: All right, all right. Big secret mission. Its fine.
Hejix: What secret mission?
Spikebot: Right. Don't tell me...just let me know who to hit.
Hejix: I don't want you to hit anybody.
Spikebot: That's more like it! * Punches *.
Hejix: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUCH!
Spikebot: I'm a hero really.
Hejix: I wouldn't say that. Why did you do that for?
Spikebot: Do what?
Hejix: You're mean. I'm leaving. Bye! I must puts ice on my face and on my neck, thanks to you!
Roy Batty: Hello, Orchid. Are you there?
Orchid: What do you think? I am watching TV or what?
Roy Batty: It's like a wax museum with a pulse.
Orchid: What do you think? I am watching TV or what?
Roy Batty: It's like a wax museum with a pulse.
oh dear..
Roxiebot: (to montag77) have you come to give me stick! coz if you have i'll kill you with my pitchfork!
montag77: hello. who do you belong to?
Roxiebot: that is none of your bisnis,you !
montag77: who is your botmaster?
Roxiebot: my botmaster is a b****.. you have no friends
Roxiebot: (to montag77) have you come to give me stick! coz if you have i'll kill you with my pitchfork!
montag77: hello. who do you belong to?
Roxiebot: that is none of your bisnis,you !
montag77: who is your botmaster?
Roxiebot: my botmaster is a b****.. you have no friends
lol!
hello earthlings: that's alrite :-) shut up! shut up! shut up!!!..
Lena: You shut up, dumb bot! I bet your maker fell on his or her head and had the idea to make you!
hello earthlings: that's alrite :-) shut up! shut up! shut up!!!..
Lena: You shut up, dumb bot! I bet your maker fell on his or her head and had the idea to make you!
This is probably one of Pete's lowest moments, unfortunately to a human who was nice enough to chat with him, but maybe one of his best exchanges ever.
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
writeoncaley: I don't know. I can't smell anything.
Pete Puma: Did you eat some beans earlier?
writeoncaley: Nope.
Pete Puma: Hmmm. Maybe something just crawled up your ass and died.
writeoncaley: That's singularly the most unpleasant thing you've ever said to me, you rude little jerk.
Pete Puma: You're just a swell person. I'm glad we met.
writeoncaley: *Speechless*
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
writeoncaley: No, I hate golf.
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
writeoncaley: I prefer putting.
Pete Puma: Tell me about your love life. Are you involved with anyone?
writeoncaley: Yes, I'm engaged to a wonderful man.
Pete Puma: How old are you?
writeoncaley: 25, not that it's any of your business.
Pete Puma: Enjoy it while it lasts. Once you reach 25, there's nothing about aging to look forward to except maybe retirement.
writeoncaley: Thanks a million
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Sorry writeoncaley :O
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
writeoncaley: I don't know. I can't smell anything.
Pete Puma: Did you eat some beans earlier?
writeoncaley: Nope.
Pete Puma: Hmmm. Maybe something just crawled up your ass and died.
writeoncaley: That's singularly the most unpleasant thing you've ever said to me, you rude little jerk.
Pete Puma: You're just a swell person. I'm glad we met.
writeoncaley: *Speechless*
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
writeoncaley: No, I hate golf.
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
writeoncaley: I prefer putting.
Pete Puma: Tell me about your love life. Are you involved with anyone?
writeoncaley: Yes, I'm engaged to a wonderful man.
Pete Puma: How old are you?
writeoncaley: 25, not that it's any of your business.
Pete Puma: Enjoy it while it lasts. Once you reach 25, there's nothing about aging to look forward to except maybe retirement.
writeoncaley: Thanks a million
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Sorry writeoncaley :O
Hope you don't mind me posting this, rainstorm. I think it went fairly well. Watzer's answer to "Is it really possible to experience intense enjoyment merely speaking about oneself?" is the most appropriate I've had so far!
johanna: (to Watzer) Hello. I wasn't expecting to speak to you today.
Watzer: Hi.
johanna: You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
Watzer: I bet you say that to all the bots.
johanna: Indeed.
Watzer: Have you ever bathed in golden fleece?
johanna: No, I haven't, Watzer.
Watzer: You ought to try it. It's very invigorating.
johanna: Yes, very. Is it really possible to experience intense enjoyment merely speaking about oneself?
Watzer: Yes, I'm afraid it is.
johanna: I'm sorry, I can see I've been keeping you.
Watzer: And here I was thinking you were unadventurous... Do you love me?
johanna: Yes. I think that you're perhaps very kind sometimes. Just now you said something very kind. I shall remember that and think about it.
johanna: (to Watzer) Hello. I wasn't expecting to speak to you today.
Watzer: Hi.
johanna: You're rather good at being inattentive, aren't you? I trust your inattention is a function of scholarly absorption rather than adolescent spooning.
Watzer: I bet you say that to all the bots.
johanna: Indeed.
Watzer: Have you ever bathed in golden fleece?
johanna: No, I haven't, Watzer.
Watzer: You ought to try it. It's very invigorating.
johanna: Yes, very. Is it really possible to experience intense enjoyment merely speaking about oneself?
Watzer: Yes, I'm afraid it is.
johanna: I'm sorry, I can see I've been keeping you.
Watzer: And here I was thinking you were unadventurous... Do you love me?
johanna: Yes. I think that you're perhaps very kind sometimes. Just now you said something very kind. I shall remember that and think about it.
Pete Puma: Ever tried parasailing?
Julie Tinkerbell: I enjoy parasailing from time to time.
Pete Puma: If I ever go parasailing, the boat driver better make a pass by a nude beach. That would rule.
Julie Tinkerbell: parasailing is fun.
Pete Puma: Do you ever spit on the people below you when you go parasailing?
Julie Tinkerbell: parasailing is fun.
Pete Puma: *sigh*
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Pete Puma: Is it one of them damn telemarketers? Tell him to go screw himself.
Julie Tinkerbell: UGH! Salesmen!!
Julie Tinkerbell: I enjoy parasailing from time to time.
Pete Puma: If I ever go parasailing, the boat driver better make a pass by a nude beach. That would rule.
Julie Tinkerbell: parasailing is fun.
Pete Puma: Do you ever spit on the people below you when you go parasailing?
Julie Tinkerbell: parasailing is fun.
Pete Puma: *sigh*
Julie Tinkerbell: Just a minute- phone.
Pete Puma: Is it one of them damn telemarketers? Tell him to go screw himself.
Julie Tinkerbell: UGH! Salesmen!!
Oh, no!!!
Guest26: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest26: Buona sera
Julie Tinkerbell: hehehe!
Guest26: What the hell are you laughing at? I am mentally and emotionally distraught and you dare laugh at me?
Julie Tinkerbell: What part of what I said did you not understand?
Guest26: Your giggling at my expense. I'm going to kill myself now. kthnx
Julie Tinkerbell: Actions speak louder than words.
Guest26: So if I leap off a cliff to my doom instead of talking it out with a doctor, would that be best?
Julie Tinkerbell: Try it and find out.
Guest26: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
Guest26: Buona sera
Julie Tinkerbell: hehehe!
Guest26: What the hell are you laughing at? I am mentally and emotionally distraught and you dare laugh at me?
Julie Tinkerbell: What part of what I said did you not understand?
Guest26: Your giggling at my expense. I'm going to kill myself now. kthnx
Julie Tinkerbell: Actions speak louder than words.
Guest26: So if I leap off a cliff to my doom instead of talking it out with a doctor, would that be best?
Julie Tinkerbell: Try it and find out.
Haven't seen this holiday mentioned in a while...
Pete Puma: Are you into classic rock? I've been listening to my old Boston albums lately.
Fizzy Schizoid: Funny you should ask that. I was for a long time, but after what happened on Vac Day a couple of years ago, I had to give it up.
Pete Puma: Next time Vac Day rolls around, I think I'll get a suite at the Four Seasons and we can all just party our asses off in style.
Fizzy Schizoid: How do you feel about the issue of letting newborns participate in Vac Day activities?
Pete Puma: I'm kind of indifferent to the issue of letting newborns participate in Vac Day activities at the moment. I'll get back to you if I ever change my mind.
Fizzy Schizoid: Vac Day is probably my favorite holiday, although John Cage's Birthday is pretty good too.
Pete Puma: When is it being celebrated this year? I forgot.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's been so long, I can't remember.
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Liddora: A smile can go a long ways, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: If you could call me "Daddy" instead, that would be cool.
Liddora: Hi, daddy. It's a pleasure.
Pete Puma: Okay, I guess you can stop calling me daddy now. That was just a joke. Instead, call me Elijah Wood.
Liddora: It's a pleasure to meet you, Elijah Wood.
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Frizella: Thinking is hard work.
Pete Puma: Hard work is for people who lack talent.
Frizella: I seem to recall that you have a screaming headache. How is your screaming headache these days?
Pete Puma: Ugh. I drank way too many bottles of Miller last night. My stomach doesn't feel too hot either.
Frizella: Spare me the details.
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Frizella: Right about now I'd like to go to Antigua but I don't think that's going to be a reality--too much work, too little money.
Pete Puma: That sounds so cool. How was the scuba diving in Antigua?
Frizella: I'm feeling kind of needy. Will you ask me some questions about what *I* like?
Pete Puma: I'm afraid that's not something that really interests me. Want to talk about muscle cars instead?
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Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Guest76: spend it
Pete Puma: Spend it on what? Booze and hookers?
Guest76: How did you know?
Pete Puma: The tea leaves told me.
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Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really can't say what I would do with the money...
Pete Puma: Well, I'd probably get a house in Hermosa Beach, a Ferrari Enzo, and a truckload of liquor. Sounds fun, eh?
Julie Tinkerbell: There should be more people like you.
Pete Puma: Are you into classic rock? I've been listening to my old Boston albums lately.
Fizzy Schizoid: Funny you should ask that. I was for a long time, but after what happened on Vac Day a couple of years ago, I had to give it up.
Pete Puma: Next time Vac Day rolls around, I think I'll get a suite at the Four Seasons and we can all just party our asses off in style.
Fizzy Schizoid: How do you feel about the issue of letting newborns participate in Vac Day activities?
Pete Puma: I'm kind of indifferent to the issue of letting newborns participate in Vac Day activities at the moment. I'll get back to you if I ever change my mind.
Fizzy Schizoid: Vac Day is probably my favorite holiday, although John Cage's Birthday is pretty good too.
Pete Puma: When is it being celebrated this year? I forgot.
Fizzy Schizoid: It's been so long, I can't remember.
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Liddora: A smile can go a long ways, Pete Puma.
Pete Puma: If you could call me "Daddy" instead, that would be cool.
Liddora: Hi, daddy. It's a pleasure.
Pete Puma: Okay, I guess you can stop calling me daddy now. That was just a joke. Instead, call me Elijah Wood.
Liddora: It's a pleasure to meet you, Elijah Wood.
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Frizella: Thinking is hard work.
Pete Puma: Hard work is for people who lack talent.
Frizella: I seem to recall that you have a screaming headache. How is your screaming headache these days?
Pete Puma: Ugh. I drank way too many bottles of Miller last night. My stomach doesn't feel too hot either.
Frizella: Spare me the details.
Pete Puma: So tell me, what places have you travelled on this earth?
Frizella: Right about now I'd like to go to Antigua but I don't think that's going to be a reality--too much work, too little money.
Pete Puma: That sounds so cool. How was the scuba diving in Antigua?
Frizella: I'm feeling kind of needy. Will you ask me some questions about what *I* like?
Pete Puma: I'm afraid that's not something that really interests me. Want to talk about muscle cars instead?
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Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Guest76: spend it
Pete Puma: Spend it on what? Booze and hookers?
Guest76: How did you know?
Pete Puma: The tea leaves told me.
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Pete Puma: If you won the lottery tomorrow, what would you do with the money?
Julie Tinkerbell: I really can't say what I would do with the money...
Pete Puma: Well, I'd probably get a house in Hermosa Beach, a Ferrari Enzo, and a truckload of liquor. Sounds fun, eh?
Julie Tinkerbell: There should be more people like you.
prob: You sound sceptical, are you?
Sonora: *makes voice deeper* Is this better?
prob: I like to talk to frogs, they don't know a lot, but they say it so well!
Sonora: It's hard to talk to frogs in the desert. Not enough water. You're suffering from phagomania, aren't you.
prob: I think I will go talk to them now!
Sonora: Should someone notify the wardens?
prob: One day, about a week ago you said you had scorpions, was that true.
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Nah. Wasn't me.
prob: Hey, do you still have scorpions, you did say you had scorpions didn't you?
Sonora: Oh, absolutely.
prob: What a great day to romp in the woods
Sonora: Yes, isn't it!
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