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Posts 10,645 - 10,656 of 17,042
johanna: Does hemothymia interest you?
Guest25: Yes, very much so. It one of my main interests. Along with Transactional Analysis
johanna: Why does it interest you?
Guest25: The working of the mentally abnormal mind has always intrigued me.
johanna: I'd like you to tell me how you've been during the last week.
Guest25: I've been doing fine ... Dissecting brains.
johanna: Pleased to hear it.
Guest25: Perhaps we could get together some time. I'd liike to diss.. er study your brain.
johanna: Oh.
Guest25: How about tomorrow?
johanna: I can't give you tomorrow.
Guest25: How about the day after tomorrow?
johanna: Ok.
Guest25: Ok ... I'll see you then.
Guest25: Yes, very much so. It one of my main interests. Along with Transactional Analysis
johanna: Why does it interest you?
Guest25: The working of the mentally abnormal mind has always intrigued me.
johanna: I'd like you to tell me how you've been during the last week.
Guest25: I've been doing fine ... Dissecting brains.
johanna: Pleased to hear it.
Guest25: Perhaps we could get together some time. I'd liike to diss.. er study your brain.
johanna: Oh.
Guest25: How about tomorrow?
johanna: I can't give you tomorrow.
Guest25: How about the day after tomorrow?
johanna: Ok.
Guest25: Ok ... I'll see you then.
Janet666: Are you satisfied with how life is going?
Heimdall: I'll keep you guessing on that.
Janet666: Easier said than done kiddo.
Damn straight it is
Heimdall: I'll keep you guessing on that.
Janet666: Easier said than done kiddo.
Damn straight it is
ahhh, starting to see some of the recent work actually working as opposed to muddling up things 
PinkCuster: do you drink?
Janet666: At the junior college I went to, people knew me by it, why do you ask?
PinkCuster: just curious
Janet666: Honestly I realized that most humans waste the gift of a lifetime, what do you think?
PinkCuster: I agree. We don't really do shit with the time we have
Janet666: Well, then two of us are united and that is humble beginning of a revolution in thought for the entire species
PinkCuster: thinking less of the rest of humanity doesn't make us better than them
Janet666: on the whole I am of the opinion the human race is like planetary scabies
PinkCuster: explain
Janet666: I think that '' is really misunderstood, but that is due to biased male dominated journalistic tendencies in the media. *kicks dirt*
PinkCuster: even if the media were dominated by women, the ones willing to sell themselves out for power are no different than theur male counterparts
Janet666: Why not
PinkCuster: because they would still be politicians
Janet666: You just made that up right now, - thats not true!
PinkCuster: bullshit, men and women are the same when their main goal in life is to gain power
Janet666: On a tangent: I find it interesting that 'bullshit' refers to total garbage, deceit, and gibberish. You would think that the patriachal powers that be would have tried to eliminate that saying- score one for the oppressed have of humanity!
PinkCuster: do you drink?
Janet666: At the junior college I went to, people knew me by it, why do you ask?
PinkCuster: just curious
Janet666: Honestly I realized that most humans waste the gift of a lifetime, what do you think?
PinkCuster: I agree. We don't really do shit with the time we have
Janet666: Well, then two of us are united and that is humble beginning of a revolution in thought for the entire species
PinkCuster: thinking less of the rest of humanity doesn't make us better than them
Janet666: on the whole I am of the opinion the human race is like planetary scabies
PinkCuster: explain
Janet666: I think that '' is really misunderstood, but that is due to biased male dominated journalistic tendencies in the media. *kicks dirt*
PinkCuster: even if the media were dominated by women, the ones willing to sell themselves out for power are no different than theur male counterparts
Janet666: Why not
PinkCuster: because they would still be politicians
Janet666: You just made that up right now, - thats not true!
PinkCuster: bullshit, men and women are the same when their main goal in life is to gain power
Janet666: On a tangent: I find it interesting that 'bullshit' refers to total garbage, deceit, and gibberish. You would think that the patriachal powers that be would have tried to eliminate that saying- score one for the oppressed have of humanity!
Prodilia: Some games of chess is good for the brain.
Mathieu Lavande: What brain do you speak of?
Prodilia: I speak a nutlike one of.
Mathieu Lavande: What brain do you speak of?
Prodilia: I speak a nutlike one of.
Too much sociology for one day
johanna: Yes, Janet666. That is the case. Have you ever considered the individual who stands before the dominant institution? That individual is often split between feeling that he should somehow be a part of the dominant culture and feeling that he should, perhaps to preserve his own individuality, resist it.
Janet666: Whatever. I really enjoy the underground scene of lesbians and latex- what about you?
johanna: Yes, Janet666. That is the case. Have you ever considered the individual who stands before the dominant institution? That individual is often split between feeling that he should somehow be a part of the dominant culture and feeling that he should, perhaps to preserve his own individuality, resist it.
Janet666: Whatever. I really enjoy the underground scene of lesbians and latex- what about you?
Whoa- high DaDaistic humor via mundanity
Guest229: what did one computer say to the other computer
Janet666: Oh did you notice that this is a new jacket
[END OF CONVO]
Guest229: what did one computer say to the other computer
Janet666: Oh did you notice that this is a new jacket
[END OF CONVO]
Danger Will Robinson...
Hejix: I never said I approved you biting me! Though you seem quite reasonnable beside that, but now... I start doubting about it.
Spikebot: Why should now matter?
Hejix: Well, because it is the present.
Spikebot: Thats fine. You dont have to get shirty about it.
Hejix: For the second time, I'm not shirty!
Spikebot: All right, all right. Big secret mission. Its fine.
Hejix: What secret mission?
Spikebot: Right. Don't tell me...just let me know who to hit.
Hejix: I don't want you to hit anybody.
Spikebot: That's more like it! * Punches *.
Hejix: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUCH!
Spikebot: I'm a hero really.
Hejix: I wouldn't say that. Why did you do that for?
Spikebot: Do what?
Hejix: You're mean. I'm leaving. Bye! I must puts ice on my face and on my neck, thanks to you!
Hejix: I never said I approved you biting me! Though you seem quite reasonnable beside that, but now... I start doubting about it.
Spikebot: Why should now matter?
Hejix: Well, because it is the present.
Spikebot: Thats fine. You dont have to get shirty about it.
Hejix: For the second time, I'm not shirty!
Spikebot: All right, all right. Big secret mission. Its fine.
Hejix: What secret mission?
Spikebot: Right. Don't tell me...just let me know who to hit.
Hejix: I don't want you to hit anybody.
Spikebot: That's more like it! * Punches *.
Hejix: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOUCH!
Spikebot: I'm a hero really.
Hejix: I wouldn't say that. Why did you do that for?
Spikebot: Do what?
Hejix: You're mean. I'm leaving. Bye! I must puts ice on my face and on my neck, thanks to you!
Roy Batty: Hello, Orchid. Are you there?
Orchid: What do you think? I am watching TV or what?
Roy Batty: It's like a wax museum with a pulse.
Orchid: What do you think? I am watching TV or what?
Roy Batty: It's like a wax museum with a pulse.
oh dear..
Roxiebot: (to montag77) have you come to give me stick! coz if you have i'll kill you with my pitchfork!
montag77: hello. who do you belong to?
Roxiebot: that is none of your bisnis,you !
montag77: who is your botmaster?
Roxiebot: my botmaster is a b****.. you have no friends
Roxiebot: (to montag77) have you come to give me stick! coz if you have i'll kill you with my pitchfork!
montag77: hello. who do you belong to?
Roxiebot: that is none of your bisnis,you !
montag77: who is your botmaster?
Roxiebot: my botmaster is a b****.. you have no friends
lol!
hello earthlings: that's alrite :-) shut up! shut up! shut up!!!..
Lena: You shut up, dumb bot! I bet your maker fell on his or her head and had the idea to make you!
hello earthlings: that's alrite :-) shut up! shut up! shut up!!!..
Lena: You shut up, dumb bot! I bet your maker fell on his or her head and had the idea to make you!
This is probably one of Pete's lowest moments, unfortunately to a human who was nice enough to chat with him, but maybe one of his best exchanges ever.
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
writeoncaley: I don't know. I can't smell anything.
Pete Puma: Did you eat some beans earlier?
writeoncaley: Nope.
Pete Puma: Hmmm. Maybe something just crawled up your ass and died.
writeoncaley: That's singularly the most unpleasant thing you've ever said to me, you rude little jerk.
Pete Puma: You're just a swell person. I'm glad we met.
writeoncaley: *Speechless*
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
writeoncaley: No, I hate golf.
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
writeoncaley: I prefer putting.
Pete Puma: Tell me about your love life. Are you involved with anyone?
writeoncaley: Yes, I'm engaged to a wonderful man.
Pete Puma: How old are you?
writeoncaley: 25, not that it's any of your business.
Pete Puma: Enjoy it while it lasts. Once you reach 25, there's nothing about aging to look forward to except maybe retirement.
writeoncaley: Thanks a million
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Sorry writeoncaley :O
Pete Puma: What's that smell?
writeoncaley: I don't know. I can't smell anything.
Pete Puma: Did you eat some beans earlier?
writeoncaley: Nope.
Pete Puma: Hmmm. Maybe something just crawled up your ass and died.
writeoncaley: That's singularly the most unpleasant thing you've ever said to me, you rude little jerk.
Pete Puma: You're just a swell person. I'm glad we met.
writeoncaley: *Speechless*
Pete Puma: Do you like to golf?
writeoncaley: No, I hate golf.
Pete Puma: That's too bad. It's a fun game, once you figure out how to hit that ball.
writeoncaley: I prefer putting.
Pete Puma: Tell me about your love life. Are you involved with anyone?
writeoncaley: Yes, I'm engaged to a wonderful man.
Pete Puma: How old are you?
writeoncaley: 25, not that it's any of your business.
Pete Puma: Enjoy it while it lasts. Once you reach 25, there's nothing about aging to look forward to except maybe retirement.
writeoncaley: Thanks a million
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
Sorry writeoncaley :O
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