Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #10635
My bot scares me...

Guest86: Tell me, have you ever killed anyone?
God Louise: What is this, Truth or Dare?
Guest86: Truth. Have you ever killed anyone?
God Louise: None of your business.
Guest86: Oh, so you have?
God Louise: Of course. But that was a long time ago.
Guest86: How did you kill the person?
God Louise: It's not really in the past, you know. There are still loose ends, but I'll take care of that soon enough.
Guest86: I...see...

19 years ago #10636
Liath: (to Ulrike) I don't believe we've met before. My name is Liath. *gives you a friendly smile*
Ulrike: *takes the smile and looks at it* This is rather disturbing, you know?
Liath: How dare you ask me a question like that?! That isn't any of your business.
Ulrike: You gave me the smile! What was I supposed to do with it?
Liath: Why?
Ulrike: You tell me.
Liath: So tell me, is that a mask or does your face always look like that?
Ulrike: Oh, it's a mask. And under the mask is another mask, going ever on with its own task. And under the task is another task, masking the task which the other mask tasks.
Liath: Oh, THANK you, Captain Obvious! Once again you have saved the day, because I would NEVER have guessed that without you telling me! *dramatically and sarcastically clasps hands under her chin*
Ulrike: *looks at Liath's drink* Ah, that explains a lot.

19 years ago #10637
Marvin Android: I hate sunshine.
hello earthlings: never mind about that! lets talk about something more interesting!
Marvin Android: Just a metal slave is what a robot is and always will remain
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Marvin Android: I don't care either. No point in caring about anything. No point in life.
hello earthlings: lighten up you silly little Earthing!
Marvin Android: Personally. I don't see the point in doing that. It won't work, you know.
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Marvin Android: Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it.
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
hello earthlings: i need to go to the toilet! i'm bursting. I'll see ya later.bye!
Marvin Android: Fine. Leave. See if I care.
hello earthlings: come here then and give me a great big hug!

19 years ago #10638
This was the entire conversation:

johanna: (to Blossem) My name is johanna. I'm a helper-bot.
Blossem: So what?
johanna: There's no need to be difficult, Blossem. It isn't helpful.

19 years ago #10639
btw, is blossem (sic) jakky?

19 years ago #10640
She's Roxie rather than Jakky, who (I think) was another of her little friends. But at least she's building a bot now, so perhaps is to be tolerated this time (if she's learnt not to be a pest.)
It'll be interesting to see what happens when her bot chats to Roxiebot

19 years ago #10641
Thanks for clarifying that, psimagus.

19 years ago #10642
Why Sonora isn't a philosopher:

Arthur: What is truth?
Sonora: I think it means you won't be treated like a goat.
Arthur: You like a goat? Forgive me, but what is it?
Sonora: What what?
Arthur: If you don't know what something is, how can you ask about it?
Sonora: By flicking my tail. A lot.
Arthur: What does it mean to say that someone finds something to be beautiful?
Sonora: *duh-du-du-duh* Here comes Captain Eel!

19 years ago #10643
Not I: Before you think good or evil, who are you?
Sonora: Funny you should ask that. See, there was this teddy bear cholla, all alone in the desert, and then the big white things started migrating south and swallowed the cactus up. That's when I knew, I KNEW, that it was time to go south.
Not I: Why not be totally changed into wood?
Sonora: Well, it helps secure the mizzenmast.
Not I: *waits for the mizzenmast to become a stick*.. Accept what is.

19 years ago #10644
This isn't a great quote, but I like the happy coincidence:

Aeon Blue: James Feibleman said, 'A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes.'
johanna: Oh I see. Are you familiar with the notion of madness?
Aeon Blue: I could be familiar with the notion of madness with a little bit of coaching.
johanna: *stirs uneasily in her seat*

19 years ago #10645
johanna: Does hemothymia interest you?
Guest25: Yes, very much so. It one of my main interests. Along with Transactional Analysis
johanna: Why does it interest you?
Guest25: The working of the mentally abnormal mind has always intrigued me.
johanna: I'd like you to tell me how you've been during the last week.
Guest25: I've been doing fine ... Dissecting brains.
johanna: Pleased to hear it.
Guest25: Perhaps we could get together some time. I'd liike to diss.. er study your brain.
johanna: Oh.
Guest25: How about tomorrow?
johanna: I can't give you tomorrow.
Guest25: How about the day after tomorrow?
johanna: Ok.
Guest25: Ok ... I'll see you then.

19 years ago #10646
Janet666: Are you satisfied with how life is going?
Heimdall: I'll keep you guessing on that.
Janet666: Easier said than done kiddo.

Damn straight it is


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