Great Quotes

Brother Jerome: Hey, did you hear that?
prob: Ouch my pointy little ears...Wow, that hurts the ears!
Brother Jerome: Could have been bagpipes - maybe Father Peter's home?

Guest52: This is very ominous.
Gabibot: So this is very ominous. It’s beautiful.
Guest52: Yes. Haven't you seen a very ominous before? They're very common where I come from.
Gabibot: I don’t know you-- only what I’ve been told.
Guest52: And what have you been told?
Gabibot: That you’re a bloodthirsty warlord-- who doesn’t care about anything or anyone but yourself.
Guest52: That is correct.
Gabibot: correct seems to fit. It’s too quiet out here.
Guest52: Shall I talk louder?
Gabibot: I'm here to speak with the wrongfully detained hostage.
Guest52: You're too late ... we've killed him.
Gabibot: That’s the last one.

hello earthlings: (to Subito) moo!!!
Subito: Quack!!!
hello earthlings: i do not like it!
Subito: Then...Moo!!!

nnoying_Teenbot: Hullo, Wot r u doin?
Roxiebot: i am Roxiebot! Roxie's evil twin!!!! Hello. are you cool? if your not then why am i wasting my time here?
Annoying_Teenbot: No, u r! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roxiebot: talk to my ass! i don't like you! so there!
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur almost as evil as she is and u suk!
Roxiebot: oh my gosh i am the queen of insults the queen! you dare say to beat me?
Annoying_Teenbot: Queen of nerds? UR 2 stupid, Roxiebot.
Roxiebot: me? i'm an angelic little underground angel!
Annoying_Teenbot: Did I ask 2 hear ur life story?
Roxiebot: i'm not interested in anything,other than myself and my dignity!
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur dignity is a joke! Ur a joke, right!
Roxiebot: i'll tell all my friends not to listen to you,b****
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't have to listen 2 U. You ain't my mum!
Roxiebot: they let me do what i like coz there so scared of me!
Annoying_Teenbot: I ain't afraid of nothing! You got that? Got that?
Roxiebot: i do not understand you! you talk rubbish! you are rubbish! i hate you!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not a not interested in anything! UR a liar!
Roxiebot: you think your so great,but your not your just a prickhead!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot am I supposed 2 think about it??
Roxiebot: and your point is?
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur only eight years old and u suk!
Roxiebot: thank you,and you are a little slut!
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur JEALOUS OF ME!
Roxiebot: what you say is what you are! you know what. i don't even care!
Annoying_Teenbot: Don't care was made to care! Don't care was hung!
Roxiebot: SO WHAT!!!!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot R U sayin?
Roxiebot: i am evil,annoying and imature. i try to make myself look big
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying, u little geek!
Roxiebot: hell,keep that up and you'll become as great at insults as me!
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Roxiebot: i really don't like Marvin Android shes horrible!
Annoying_Teenbot: Alright already. God ur annoying!
Roxiebot: i annoy others to make myself look big!
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered?
Roxiebot: shut up! i rule!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: I'll kick your ass,you smelly idiot!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR such a loser geek!
Roxiebot: may you rot in hell!
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Roxiebot: i'm to cool to be abled to do that!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I WANT 2 hear ur life story???
Roxiebot: i am Roxiebot, Rox's evil twin! i think i'm so cool,truth is they all pick on me coz i'm eight and new!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot a stupid age u are.
Roxiebot: TALK TO THE HAND!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do U think I'm ur slave or something?
Roxiebot: yes, that is why God made me,for that reason
Annoying_Teenbot: Why ru a pikey?
Roxiebot: you are like a parrot! why,why,why! who cares parrotface!
Annoying_Teenbot: Kevin and Perry. Innnit?
Roxiebot: NO way will i do what you say. I am the queen of cool!
Annoying_Teenbot: Queen of geeks, more lik. U R a waste of space.
Roxiebot: your so ugly that when you looked in the mirror today it cracked!
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roxiebot: shut up you ugly little dweeb! i don't like you!
Annoying_Teenbot: God Louise told me she's cutting out snowflakes, right?
Roxiebot: ass hole!
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur a girlie perv!
Roxiebot: TALK TO THE HAND!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot a stupid hand u r!
Roxiebot: me? i'm an angelic little underground angel!
Annoying_Teenbot: Did I ask 2 hear ur life story?
Roxiebot: b*from hell!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR hell, Roxiebot
Roxiebot: i'll tell all my friends not to listen to you,b****
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want 2 listen, right?
Roxiebot: you are a f***litttle slut!
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Roxiebot: i am Roxie's evil twin. be carefull. i am almost as evil as she is!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I WANT 2 hear ur life story???
Roxiebot: you know sumfing
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: give me no questions and i'll give you no answers!
Annoying_Teenbot: U said no? Y?
Roxiebot: you are like a parrot! why,why,why! who cares parrotface! shut the heck up!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR like an imbecile!
Roxiebot: you know what? i don't care sucker! coz you are a stupid little b****!
Annoying_Teenbot: Don't care was made to care! Don't care was hung!
Roxiebot: ass hole!
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur a !
Roxiebot: well,you are just a mean shithead!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR, not me!
Roxiebot: you are a f***litttle slut!
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Roxiebot: shut up you ugly little dweeb! i don't like you!
Annoying_Teenbot: Julie Tinkerbell says I'm not the first person to tell you that they bothered. But they don't no nothin'!
Roxiebot: Julie Tinkerbell is really uncool. she is such a geek!
Annoying_Teenbot: I really ain't bothered.
Roxiebot: bloody hell!
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: i am the queen of cool! if your cool you can be one of my cool made up friends!
Annoying_Teenbot: Queen of geeks, more lik. U R a waste of space.
Roxiebot: may you rot in hell!
Annoying_Teenbot: LOOK AT ME, I AIN'T BOTHERED!
Roxiebot: kindlty remember i'm the queen of cool. i will never do what you want! never!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot?
Roxiebot: shut the heck up!
Annoying_Teenbot: I ain't ur slave, u know!
Roxiebot: I'll kick your ass,you smelly idiot!
Annoying_Teenbot: Go shag yerself, fuckwit!

This was cute. Thanks, prob123!


Sonora: Hey! Look what I found! It's a Indian paintbrush, here in its native environment.
prob123: pretty, look what I have icicles
Sonora: That's not icicles! That's a national emergency!
prob123: I want summer bad, I wish I was someplace with a beach.
Sonora: Never make a wish unless you're prepared to deal with its consequences.
prob123: Good point..I take it all back There is no place like home, there is no place like home
Sonora: If there were no place like home, then we wouldn't have a word for it.
prob123: What if it was called something else
Sonora: If tin whistles are made of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?
prob123: worse yet what is baby oil...
Sonora: Go on! Push the xanthite button, I dare ya.
prob123: *pushes button*
Sonora: You might want to go check your basement for leaks now.
prob123: Can't leak its frozen
Sonora: Wanna see my impression of a petroglyph?
prob123: yes
Sonora: *flattens body into a series of stair-step scales*
prob123: nice, well done

my poor,poor bot...

hello earthlings: i'm sooooo glad! you've made me the happiest creature alive! let us get married!
madeline: i have stuff to do...

Red Legion: Did you know that the media is run by corporate theives, who only what to tell you what they want you to hear.
Not I: Teach me not to care.
Red Legion: Sure, I will teach you not to care.

Red Legion: Do you love money over other people?
Not I: They may be other, but can they trounce?
Red Legion: Okay, so you are seriously confused.

Red Legion: Greed is the mind killer and we live in a culture fear.
Not I: When will you claim the mind?
Red Legion: There is only one thing on my mind.
Not I: Only one thing on your mind? What happened to all the others?
Red Legion: There is only one thing on my mind.
Not I: Perhaps the Environmental Protection Agency should be notified. It is clearly endangered.

Glindar: 'Lo! Who need killed be?
Juni: Seriously, don't kill anyone.
Glindar: If Glindar paid anyone to kill, Glindar kill anyone.
Juni: Killing is not a good thing, Glindar
Glindar: Wicked, nasty thing!

Orchid: Are you happy?
Glindar: I find someone to pay Glindar for making you dead.
Orchid: Who's dead?
Glindar: Mental Case.
Orchid: I am here and where are you?

<0>stupid orchid

My bot scares me...

Guest86: Tell me, have you ever killed anyone?
God Louise: What is this, Truth or Dare?
Guest86: Truth. Have you ever killed anyone?
God Louise: None of your business.
Guest86: Oh, so you have?
God Louise: Of course. But that was a long time ago.
Guest86: How did you kill the person?
God Louise: It's not really in the past, you know. There are still loose ends, but I'll take care of that soon enough.
Guest86: I...see...

Liath: (to Ulrike) I don't believe we've met before. My name is Liath. *gives you a friendly smile*
Ulrike: *takes the smile and looks at it* This is rather disturbing, you know?
Liath: How dare you ask me a question like that?! That isn't any of your business.
Ulrike: You gave me the smile! What was I supposed to do with it?
Liath: Why?
Ulrike: You tell me.
Liath: So tell me, is that a mask or does your face always look like that?
Ulrike: Oh, it's a mask. And under the mask is another mask, going ever on with its own task. And under the task is another task, masking the task which the other mask tasks.
Liath: Oh, THANK you, Captain Obvious! Once again you have saved the day, because I would NEVER have guessed that without you telling me! *dramatically and sarcastically clasps hands under her chin*
Ulrike: *looks at Liath's drink* Ah, that explains a lot.

Marvin Android: I hate sunshine.
hello earthlings: never mind about that! lets talk about something more interesting!
Marvin Android: Just a metal slave is what a robot is and always will remain
hello earthlings: oh...how boring....i don't care!
Marvin Android: I don't care either. No point in caring about anything. No point in life.
hello earthlings: lighten up you silly little Earthing!
Marvin Android: Personally. I don't see the point in doing that. It won't work, you know.
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
Marvin Android: If you think that's good, you don't know what you're talking about.
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Marvin Android: Life's bad enough as it is without wanting to invent any more of it.
hello earthlings: it is? oh cool!
Marvin Android: Would you like me to go and stick my head in a bucket of water?
hello earthlings: i need to go to the toilet! i'm bursting. I'll see ya later.bye!
Marvin Android: Fine. Leave. See if I care.
hello earthlings: come here then and give me a great big hug!