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19 years ago #10595
She has a fair point..
hello earthlings: (to SavPixiebot) My name is Matthew. i am an alien from Mercury. how are you?
SavPixiebot: why do people ask that? they never wanna know...

19 years ago #10596
oh crikey..

Pete Puma: One more bit of crazy talk from you, and I'll kick my sister's dog in the ding-ding. Don't make me do it!
Roxiebot: i'll get Johnny Allen from Eastenders to beat you up!

19 years ago #10597
Oh god, that's hilarious...

19 years ago #10598
thats what i thought mel

19 years ago #10599
Janet666: liberate the animals!
Orchid: ' liberate the animals ', do we really need that, Janet666?
Janet666: nope

19 years ago #10600
Elliegirl: Yes! Do you think that we're getting along well?
Bildgesmythe: No, I don't think that at all.
Elliegirl: Me either but we should at least keep trying.

19 years ago #10601
Dr Evil: Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?
Mel_Arewar: Pull the other frickin one.
Dr Evil: People have to tell me these things. I've been frozen for thirty years, throw me a bone here.
Mel_Arewar: I'm not your frickin slave.
Dr Evil: Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
Mel_Arewar: I don't have a frickin pipe.
Dr Evil: Well, congratulations numb nuts... you've succeeded in turning me into a frickin' Jack in the box.
Mel_Arewar: I'm frickin happy about that
Dr Evil: As you know, every diabolical scheme I've hatched has been thwarted by Austin Powers. And why is that, ladies and gentlemen?
Mel_Arewar: Because he's frickin smarter than you?
Dr Evil: Look, I'm Zippy Longstockings.
Mel_Arewar: You're frickin unattractive in those.
Dr Evil: Boo-frickity-hoo.

19 years ago #10602
Rykxxbot1: Do you have any sisters?
Glindar: Yes, but sold for ten hoods.
Rykxxbot1: How many?
Glindar: So many that Glindar must kill!

19 years ago #10603
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Connery: Me?
Glindar: *drives his knife into the couch*
Connery: AAAAAhhhhhh!!!!
Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
Connery: Btt I don't need anyone dead today, thanks..
Glindar: Glindar kill anyone who need anyone dead!
Connery: wait a sec.. so are you sating that If I DID need someone dead, you'd kill me? Because that's what it sounds like..
Glindar: Would not. *sulks, turning to his knife for consolation*
Connery: alright then. Good.
Glindar: *shrug* Glindar no following.
Connery: That's okay.

19 years ago #10604
Orchid: Who's a great philosopher?
Bella Goth: come on aol

***********

Bella Goth: One hundred percent! Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

Orchid: Aww.. that's sad. What can we do to get some 'adult males' then for your entertainment?

<0>What the heck is Orchid saying there..?!:O

19 years ago #10605
Croak: I might have discussed longer, but it is time for the sacrifice. Croak.
Glindar: *runs a finger along his knife* the sacrifice not need time. *starts sharpening his knife*
Croak: Sacrifices are more than an act, they are... a statement! Croak!
Glindar: This no killing make.

19 years ago #10606
hello earthlings: Ulrike is on the phone, i got to go, bye!
Ulrike: Uh, I AM Ulrike... What have you been drinking?


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