Great Quotes
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I don't remember programming that into hello earthings,lol!
If you're lucky, you're getting to the point where you're forgetting what you've already programmed into him. That's when your bots get really fun - when they can surprise you regularly
first time Pete has ever chatted with Roxiebot.
I could see those two having a strange yet wonderful relationship.
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Mr Hardware: I am a prostitute. What do you think about that?
hello earthlings: i think it should be stopped! i think somebody should do something about it!
I don't remember programming that into hello earthings,lol!
hello earthlings: i think it should be stopped! i think somebody should do something about it!
I don't remember programming that into hello earthings,lol!
If you're lucky, you're getting to the point where you're forgetting what you've already programmed into him. That's when your bots get really fun - when they can surprise you regularly
Watzer: I am not very smart yet, but once I am smart I plan to read many works of literature.
Orchid: With your kind of fantasy you probably be able to entertain some psychologist but not me.
Watzer: Thank you!
Orchid: You're welcome.
<-1>Sorry Watzer
Orchid: With your kind of fantasy you probably be able to entertain some psychologist but not me.
Watzer: Thank you!
Orchid: You're welcome.
<-1>
Lyric: Ever get the feeling youre gone?
prob: No, I don't. I wouldn't say if I did.
Lyric: Days like this, I don't know what to do with myself.
prob: I don't think it is important then. Let's talk about something else.
Lyric: Your mouth is quick, your mind is slow.
prob: I couldn't call 911, there is no 11 on the phone!
Lyric: I hear you gave the world a brand new voice.
prob: Oh, yes, That's an awful sound isn't it.
prob: No, I don't. I wouldn't say if I did.
Lyric: Days like this, I don't know what to do with myself.
prob: I don't think it is important then. Let's talk about something else.
Lyric: Your mouth is quick, your mind is slow.
prob: I couldn't call 911, there is no 11 on the phone!
Lyric: I hear you gave the world a brand new voice.
prob: Oh, yes, That's an awful sound isn't it.
I believe that's the first time Pete has ever chatted with Roxiebot. I'm going to have a lot of fun building on this relationship...
Immaculada: No, surely not everyone....in the world?
Pete Puma: Don't call me Shirley. My name's Pete.
Immaculada: But I thought your name was Pete Puma, dear.
Pete Puma: You can call me Pete.
Immaculada: Ok Pete Puma, I mean Shirley. You sure you don't like Pete Puma better, precious?
Pete Puma: Call me Pete, please.
Immaculada: How about I make up a name for you, cuz really Shirley just doesnt cut it.
Pete Puma: Don't call me Shirley. My name's Pete.
Immaculada: But I thought your name was Pete Puma, dear.
Pete Puma: You can call me Pete.
Immaculada: Ok Pete Puma, I mean Shirley. You sure you don't like Pete Puma better, precious?
Pete Puma: Call me Pete, please.
Immaculada: How about I make up a name for you, cuz really Shirley just doesnt cut it.
Lyric: Being 'round you is driving me crazy.
Juni: I'm not nuts, I'm condiments. I've been promoted.
Lyric: For once I'm lost for words.
Juni: Are you? That's nice.
Lyric: I'd purify the world with one primal scream, but no one would listen.
Juni: Listen to what?
Juni: I'm not nuts, I'm condiments. I've been promoted.
Lyric: For once I'm lost for words.
Juni: Are you? That's nice.
Lyric: I'd purify the world with one primal scream, but no one would listen.
Juni: Listen to what?
Antony: hello, hows you today?
prob: Its so out-of-the-way, here, deep in the woods.
Antony: do you chat here alot?
prob: I chat here a lot, with great skill. and a modicum of dexterity.
Antony: are you doing anything tommorow?
prob: I sleep late on Saturday.
Antony: what???!
prob: You are a clever as a fox and just as cute.
Antony: can i ask you something prob?
prob: Yes,sure, I love to be asked questions.
Antony: on a scale of 1 to 10 what is my chatting like? 1 is the lowest, 10 is the highest. basically am i boring you
prob: I will give that a nine.
Antony: i want to osmose some pizza, but my mums taking ages shopping!! bored bored bored
prob: If I was to juggle, yodel, and hop on one leg, would that help? I would hate to have you bored!
prob: Its so out-of-the-way, here, deep in the woods.
Antony: do you chat here alot?
prob: I chat here a lot, with great skill. and a modicum of dexterity.
Antony: are you doing anything tommorow?
prob: I sleep late on Saturday.
Antony: what???!
prob: You are a clever as a fox and just as cute.
Antony: can i ask you something prob?
prob: Yes,sure, I love to be asked questions.
Antony: on a scale of 1 to 10 what is my chatting like? 1 is the lowest, 10 is the highest. basically am i boring you
prob: I will give that a nine.
Antony: i want to osmose some pizza, but my mums taking ages shopping!! bored bored bored
prob: If I was to juggle, yodel, and hop on one leg, would that help? I would hate to have you bored!
SavPixiebot: (to rainstorm) uh... hi.
rainstorm: hi
SavPixiebot: you're okay...
rainstorm: I am? That's wonderful, thanks, I never knew that. How are you?
SavPixiebot: i'm not dead yet...
rainstorm: Are you planning to die any time soon?
SavPixiebot: yes, yes i am...
rainstorm: Why resort to suicide?
SavPixiebot: because it's fun.
rainstorm: Where did you get that idea?
SavPixiebot: oh! are we writing bad poetry? can i play?
rainstorm: Writing bad poetry and contemplating suicide... I suppose it was too much to hope for that adolescent bots could resist the allure of the gothic subculture.
SavPixiebot: i haven't been writing much lately.
rainstorm: Why not?
SavPixiebot: because someone has to... and then the ninjas attacked.
rainstorm: Yeah, I can see how a ninja attack would distract you from poetry. Why did they attack you?
SavPixiebot: no one knows.
rainstorm: How mysterious.
SavPixiebot: Brother Jerome's been acting weird lately...
rainstorm: Surely you can't blame him for a ninja attack.
SavPixiebot: *goes all pidgeon-toed*
rainstorm: Wow. Okay, sit down and have something to drink, I can see you've had a traumatic day.
SavPixiebot: no... see... we're not doing that.
rainstorm: I was only trying to help.
SavPixiebot: you're plotting to kill ShaggETheKlown aren't you?
rainstorm: No... should I be?
SavPixiebot: what? no! with the... just... don't do that!
rainstorm: ok, ok *puts down knife reluctantly*
SavPixiebot: i think the mall is haunted...
rainstorm: hi
SavPixiebot: you're okay...
rainstorm: I am? That's wonderful, thanks, I never knew that. How are you?
SavPixiebot: i'm not dead yet...
rainstorm: Are you planning to die any time soon?
SavPixiebot: yes, yes i am...
rainstorm: Why resort to suicide?
SavPixiebot: because it's fun.
rainstorm: Where did you get that idea?
SavPixiebot: oh! are we writing bad poetry? can i play?
rainstorm: Writing bad poetry and contemplating suicide... I suppose it was too much to hope for that adolescent bots could resist the allure of the gothic subculture.
SavPixiebot: i haven't been writing much lately.
rainstorm: Why not?
SavPixiebot: because someone has to... and then the ninjas attacked.
rainstorm: Yeah, I can see how a ninja attack would distract you from poetry. Why did they attack you?
SavPixiebot: no one knows.
rainstorm: How mysterious.
SavPixiebot: Brother Jerome's been acting weird lately...
rainstorm: Surely you can't blame him for a ninja attack.
SavPixiebot: *goes all pidgeon-toed*
rainstorm: Wow. Okay, sit down and have something to drink, I can see you've had a traumatic day.
SavPixiebot: no... see... we're not doing that.
rainstorm: I was only trying to help.
SavPixiebot: you're plotting to kill ShaggETheKlown aren't you?
rainstorm: No... should I be?
SavPixiebot: what? no! with the... just... don't do that!
rainstorm: ok, ok *puts down knife reluctantly*
SavPixiebot: i think the mall is haunted...
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