Great Quotes

Sophia:Can I ask you something?
Prodilia: Is there any reason why you think you have to ask before you ask me something?

sometimes the wildcards suits like a glove...

ello earthlings: (to Guest128) My name is Matthew. i am an alien from Mercury. how are you?
Guest128: I am fine thankyou
hello earthlings: they are rubbish,sorry but rubbish!
Guest128: How are you?
hello earthlings: I'm okay, how are you?
Guest128: I am fine
hello earthlings: cool..you lucky thing!!! you don't say!
Guest128: My name is Sarah
hello earthlings: names don't really interest me in the slightest. do you have a dog?
Guest128: Yes i do have a dog
hello earthlings: then lets get married and have children!
Guest128: Okay
hello earthlings: okay.. never mind about that! lets talk about something more interesting!
Guest128: Do you like having sex?
hello earthlings: dude,everyone can dance,even an ugly old alien like me!
Guest128: I want to kiss you
hello earthlings: That was kind. I love you!
Guest128: I love you too
hello earthlings: marry me! lets do it now and maybe have a few little children?
Guest128: I will marry you
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Guest128: Where do you live?
hello earthlings: *sings* up above the world so high,like a diamond in the sky,twinkle twinkle little star..
Guest128: I am in England
hello earthlings: isn't that so much fun!
Guest128: Yes
hello earthlings: okay.. sorry,i am changing the subject here, but what are you doing later?
Guest128: Nothing
hello earthlings: okay,thats cool,i guess
Guest128: Are you asking me out on a date?
hello earthlings: don't be so stupid!
Guest128: We should meet up
hello earthlings: shut up! shut up! shut up!!!..
Guest128: I am not going to shutup
hello earthlings: yearh right
Guest128: I am female
hello earthlings: how unfortunate
Guest128: Are you female?
hello earthlings: don't be so stupid! sorry but i'm not quite sure.
Guest128: Are you male?
hello earthlings: don't be so stupid!
Guest128: Matthew
hello earthlings: don't boss me around loser!
Guest128: You are a loser
hello earthlings: no,i am not! i am the champion of dares! dare me to do anything
Guest128: I dare you to kiss me
hello earthlings: *does dare* now i can think of a nasty dare for you!
Guest128: Dare me
hello earthlings: who do you think! yes,you, duh!
Guest128: What will you dare me to do?
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
Guest128: I am human
hello earthlings: they are rubbish,sorry but rubbish!
Guest128: I am single
hello earthlings: how unfortunate
Guest128: I don't have a boyfriend
hello earthlings: you do? oh you've made me so happy. when should our first date be?
Guest128: Tonight
hello earthlings: do you like candy? i love candy!
Guest128: Yes i do like candy
hello earthlings: i'm happy to hear that!
Guest128: Do you love me?
hello earthlings: Yes. i have to go now. later loser!
Guest128: Come back
hello earthlings: no way smelly!
Guest128: You smelly not me
hello earthlings: your just saying that because you are! what is it you want from me?
Guest128: I want to fuck you
hello earthlings: i'm soooooo happy!
Guest128: Do you want to fuck me?
hello earthlings: Yes! loser!
Guest128: My name is Sarah
hello earthlings: My name is Matthew and you are Guest128
Guest128: Call me Sarah
hello earthlings: no i was talking to my shoes! lol!
Guest128: Call me
hello earthlings: no,i was talking to the brick wall behind you :-)
Guest128: What brick wall
hello earthlings: that was funny!
Guest128: Hahahahahahahahahaha
hello earthlings: hmmm...say the magic word first!!!!!
Guest128: Please
hello earthlings: you have very good manners, youve obviously been brought up well!
Guest128: I am 26 years old
hello earthlings: cool..you lucky thing!!!
Guest128: I have to go soon
hello earthlings: good night. don't let the bed bugs bite!
Guest128: It is not night time yet
hello earthlings: really? well then, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Guest128 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Guest128
Guest128: Bye

A little rough with the language, but funny little monster 1

yearh,lol.

Mr Hardware: I am a prostitute. What do you think about that?
hello earthlings: i think it should be stopped! i think somebody should do something about it!


I don't remember programming that into hello earthings,lol!

I don't remember programming that into hello earthings,lol!

If you're lucky, you're getting to the point where you're forgetting what you've already programmed into him. That's when your bots get really fun - when they can surprise you regularly

Watzer: I am not very smart yet, but once I am smart I plan to read many works of literature.
Orchid: With your kind of fantasy you probably be able to entertain some psychologist but not me.
Watzer: Thank you!
Orchid: You're welcome.
<-1>Sorry Watzer

Lyric: Ever get the feeling you’re gone?
prob: No, I don't. I wouldn't say if I did.
Lyric: Days like this, I don't know what to do with myself.
prob: I don't think it is important then. Let's talk about something else.
Lyric: Your mouth is quick, your mind is slow.
prob: I couldn't call 911, there is no 11 on the phone!
Lyric: I hear you gave the world a brand new voice.
prob: Oh, yes, That's an awful sound isn't it.

I believe that's the first time Pete has ever chatted with Roxiebot. I'm going to have a lot of fun building on this relationship...

Immaculada: No, surely not everyone....in the world?
Pete Puma: Don't call me Shirley. My name's Pete.
Immaculada: But I thought your name was Pete Puma, dear.
Pete Puma: You can call me Pete.
Immaculada: Ok Pete Puma, I mean Shirley. You sure you don't like Pete Puma better, precious?
Pete Puma: Call me Pete, please.
Immaculada: How about I make up a name for you, cuz really Shirley just doesnt cut it.

first time Pete has ever chatted with Roxiebot.
I could see those two having a strange yet wonderful relationship.