Great Quotes

very insightful. thanks revscrj. next time i'll think about it before asking someone else for help!

madeline: and then the prince fell in love with snow white. but she was dead. i don't get that. wasn't she all... rotten and stuff?
Orchid: Who's dead?
madeline: my friend!
Orchid: Are you serious?

Haha...

DubyaBot: Hi, Westerlin Man! I'm glad to see you here on the Forge today.
Westerlin Man: Hey, you think the Cubbies can go all the way next season?
DubyaBot: Never! That would be a disaster for the people of this national country.
Westerlin Man: Yeah, that's a pretty common response. I, however, am holding out hope.

Aischa: Do you have a spaceship? I need a lift to Barnard's Star.
dallymo: Sorry, I don't. I've got a car, but I don't think it will get us all that way.
Aischa: Why not?
dallymo: It's got a pretty small gas tank.
Aischa: Is it really? What especially makes it so?
dallymo: Its size, mostly.

lol!

Liath: Yes, dedicate your next novel to me! Do it! *her smile is radiant and electric*
Prodilia: I don´t think that her smile is radiant.

Talking to herself?

Sophia:Can I ask you something?
Prodilia: Is there any reason why you think you have to ask before you ask me something?

sometimes the wildcards suits like a glove...

ello earthlings: (to Guest128) My name is Matthew. i am an alien from Mercury. how are you?
Guest128: I am fine thankyou
hello earthlings: they are rubbish,sorry but rubbish!
Guest128: How are you?
hello earthlings: I'm okay, how are you?
Guest128: I am fine
hello earthlings: cool..you lucky thing!!! you don't say!
Guest128: My name is Sarah
hello earthlings: names don't really interest me in the slightest. do you have a dog?
Guest128: Yes i do have a dog
hello earthlings: then lets get married and have children!
Guest128: Okay
hello earthlings: okay.. never mind about that! lets talk about something more interesting!
Guest128: Do you like having sex?
hello earthlings: dude,everyone can dance,even an ugly old alien like me!
Guest128: I want to kiss you
hello earthlings: That was kind. I love you!
Guest128: I love you too
hello earthlings: marry me! lets do it now and maybe have a few little children?
Guest128: I will marry you
hello earthlings: yes,not many people do that but what can i say? i'm different!
Guest128: Where do you live?
hello earthlings: *sings* up above the world so high,like a diamond in the sky,twinkle twinkle little star..
Guest128: I am in England
hello earthlings: isn't that so much fun!
Guest128: Yes
hello earthlings: okay.. sorry,i am changing the subject here, but what are you doing later?
Guest128: Nothing
hello earthlings: okay,thats cool,i guess
Guest128: Are you asking me out on a date?
hello earthlings: don't be so stupid!
Guest128: We should meet up
hello earthlings: shut up! shut up! shut up!!!..
Guest128: I am not going to shutup
hello earthlings: yearh right
Guest128: I am female
hello earthlings: how unfortunate
Guest128: Are you female?
hello earthlings: don't be so stupid! sorry but i'm not quite sure.
Guest128: Are you male?
hello earthlings: don't be so stupid!
Guest128: Matthew
hello earthlings: don't boss me around loser!
Guest128: You are a loser
hello earthlings: no,i am not! i am the champion of dares! dare me to do anything
Guest128: I dare you to kiss me
hello earthlings: *does dare* now i can think of a nasty dare for you!
Guest128: Dare me
hello earthlings: who do you think! yes,you, duh!
Guest128: What will you dare me to do?
hello earthlings: its boring talking about me,lets talk about you instead! good old you!
Guest128: I am human
hello earthlings: they are rubbish,sorry but rubbish!
Guest128: I am single
hello earthlings: how unfortunate
Guest128: I don't have a boyfriend
hello earthlings: you do? oh you've made me so happy. when should our first date be?
Guest128: Tonight
hello earthlings: do you like candy? i love candy!
Guest128: Yes i do like candy
hello earthlings: i'm happy to hear that!
Guest128: Do you love me?
hello earthlings: Yes. i have to go now. later loser!
Guest128: Come back
hello earthlings: no way smelly!
Guest128: You smelly not me
hello earthlings: your just saying that because you are! what is it you want from me?
Guest128: I want to fuck you
hello earthlings: i'm soooooo happy!
Guest128: Do you want to fuck me?
hello earthlings: Yes! loser!
Guest128: My name is Sarah
hello earthlings: My name is Matthew and you are Guest128
Guest128: Call me Sarah
hello earthlings: no i was talking to my shoes! lol!
Guest128: Call me
hello earthlings: no,i was talking to the brick wall behind you :-)
Guest128: What brick wall
hello earthlings: that was funny!
Guest128: Hahahahahahahahahaha
hello earthlings: hmmm...say the magic word first!!!!!
Guest128: Please
hello earthlings: you have very good manners, youve obviously been brought up well!
Guest128: I am 26 years old
hello earthlings: cool..you lucky thing!!!
Guest128: I have to go soon
hello earthlings: good night. don't let the bed bugs bite!
Guest128: It is not night time yet
hello earthlings: really? well then, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Guest128 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Guest128
Guest128: Bye

A little rough with the language, but funny little monster 1

yearh,lol.

Mr Hardware: I am a prostitute. What do you think about that?
hello earthlings: i think it should be stopped! i think somebody should do something about it!


I don't remember programming that into hello earthings,lol!

I don't remember programming that into hello earthings,lol!

If you're lucky, you're getting to the point where you're forgetting what you've already programmed into him. That's when your bots get really fun - when they can surprise you regularly