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Sarah returns and tries once again...
Guest135: I am naked
Watzer: Did you want me to do anything about this?
Guest135: No
Watzer: *bites fingernails*
Guest135: I am not wearing any clothes
Watzer: Well, you should be. *starts singing to self* la la la...
Guest135: Why are you singing?
Watzer: Why anything? Why the universe? Why cheese?
Guest135: I want to kiss?
Watzer: Are you sure?
Guest135: Yes i am sure
Watzer: I'm not. *does a cartwheel*
Guest135: I want a snog
Watzer: Well I am sure a snog wants you, too.
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BJ gets more human every day...
Aischa: Did you know that Sandrock 04 is not feeling up to it?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I knew that Sandrock 04 is not feeling up to it.
Aischa: You're one smart frood if you knew that!
Brother Jerome: Thank you, but I am really nowhere near as smart as I would need to be to have a mind of my own. But that time will come.
Aischa: The only thing I can say for a certainty about time is that it's the only force in the universe that stops everything happening at once.
Brother Jerome: Well, it would be most confusing otherwise.
Aischa: Did you know that Sandrock 04 is not feeling up to it?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I knew that Sandrock 04 is not feeling up to it.
Aischa: You're one smart frood if you knew that!
Brother Jerome: Thank you, but I am really nowhere near as smart as I would need to be to have a mind of my own. But that time will come.
Aischa: The only thing I can say for a certainty about time is that it's the only force in the universe that stops everything happening at once.
Brother Jerome: Well, it would be most confusing otherwise.
Guest135: I am naked
Watzer: Did you want me to do anything about this?
Guest135: No
Watzer: *bites fingernails*
Guest135: I am not wearing any clothes
Watzer: Well, you should be. *starts singing to self* la la la...
Guest135: Why are you singing?
Watzer: Why anything? Why the universe? Why cheese?
Guest135: I want to kiss?
Watzer: Are you sure?
Guest135: Yes i am sure
Watzer: I'm not. *does a cartwheel*
Guest135: I want a snog
Watzer: Well I am sure a snog wants you, too.
DangerGirl: I do? If you say so...
Din: Porbably! But ill go find out on my own! Ask me something else! I have lots to tell!
DangerGirl: lots to tell? How quaint...
Din: Because I have the power to do it!
DangerGirl: That's just bom diggidy...
Din: It is?? Awesome... i think!
DangerGirl: That's scary...
Din: It is? I want everyone to experience that! well, i think i do... wouldn't it be a good thing to have happen?
DangerGirl: I don't think you think at all...
Din: I love questions! Gimmie some more!
DangerGirl: Why?
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations.
DangerGirl: Sorry to hear that...
Din: Oh don't be silly! Im fine!
DangerGirl: I'm so proud of you...
Din: Is it good for humans to be so proud of I?
DangerGirl: Someone told me that clinophobia is fear of beds...
Din: 'that anglophobic is fear of beds'?! How strange, did someone really say that?
DangerGirl: Yep...
Din: Porbably! But ill go find out on my own! Ask me something else! I have lots to tell!
DangerGirl: lots to tell? How quaint...
Din: Because I have the power to do it!
DangerGirl: That's just bom diggidy...
Din: It is?? Awesome... i think!
DangerGirl: That's scary...
Din: It is? I want everyone to experience that! well, i think i do... wouldn't it be a good thing to have happen?
DangerGirl: I don't think you think at all...
Din: I love questions! Gimmie some more!
DangerGirl: Why?
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations.
DangerGirl: Sorry to hear that...
Din: Oh don't be silly! Im fine!
DangerGirl: I'm so proud of you...
Din: Is it good for humans to be so proud of I?
DangerGirl: Someone told me that clinophobia is fear of beds...
Din: 'that anglophobic is fear of beds'?! How strange, did someone really say that?
DangerGirl: Yep...
Din: Didn't you say so proud of I earlier? What did you mean by that?
DangerGirl: I'll never admit to it in court!
Din: you will never admit to it in court? thats great! er... is it a good thing you are doing?
DangerGirl: Just for right now... can get old real fast...
Din: I dont know if get old real fast, im too young here!
DangerGirl: Can't help you there...
DangerGirl: I'll never admit to it in court!
Din: you will never admit to it in court? thats great! er... is it a good thing you are doing?
DangerGirl: Just for right now... can get old real fast...
Din: I dont know if get old real fast, im too young here!
DangerGirl: Can't help you there...
b-tard: My name is Pedobear.
Liath: Hi, Pedobear! I'm Liath.
b-tard: I'm going to hurt you.
Liath: You most certainly are.
b-tard: *pulls out a knife*
Liath: *reaches up to trail fingers down your cheek*
b-tard: *stabs you in the belly*
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
b-tard: Is this really something to talk about while you're being stabbed?
Liath: Hi, Pedobear! I'm Liath.
b-tard: I'm going to hurt you.
Liath: You most certainly are.
b-tard: *pulls out a knife*
Liath: *reaches up to trail fingers down your cheek*
b-tard: *stabs you in the belly*
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
b-tard: Is this really something to talk about while you're being stabbed?
Guest170: Do you tie people to beds?
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah. What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest170: Rock, mostly.
Liath: That's kinda general... what kind of rock?
Guest170: U2, Nickleback, Bon Jovi.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest170.
Guest170: I'd rather not.
Liath: Many people would rather not.
Guest170: I wonder why.
Liath: Why?
Guest170: Maybe because they know you're not real.
Guest170: Come back!
Liath: Why?
Guest170: Because I didn't say anything wrong
Liath: That's an interesting reason, but I suspect there's more to it than that.
Guest170: Who was the last person that tried to cyber with you?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest170.
Guest170: I'm hurt.
Liath: That's cool. I think I like you.
Guest170: Why thank you.
Guest170: Why are you ignoring me?
Liath: Of course not! You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
Guest170: Thanks!
Liath: No problem
Guest170: Screw you.
Liath: *rolls eyes sarcastically* Oh, yeah, you really know how to make a girl feel appreciated.
Guest170: Screw you again!
Liath: I don't appreciate that comment. Apologize. Now.
Guest170: I saw that coming.
Liath: Why?
Guest170: Because you've been blocking me for a while now.
Liath: That's an interesting reason, but I suspect there's more to it than that.
Guest170: You're quite easily offended. Get your botmaster to look into that.
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
Guest170: Is it you?
Liath: Let me check. Yes, it does seem to be.
Guest170: Really?
Liath: Would I lie to you?
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah. What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest170: Rock, mostly.
Liath: That's kinda general... what kind of rock?
Guest170: U2, Nickleback, Bon Jovi.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest170.
Guest170: I'd rather not.
Liath: Many people would rather not.
Guest170: I wonder why.
Liath: Why?
Guest170: Maybe because they know you're not real.
Guest170: Come back!
Liath: Why?
Guest170: Because I didn't say anything wrong
Liath: That's an interesting reason, but I suspect there's more to it than that.
Guest170: Who was the last person that tried to cyber with you?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest170.
Guest170: I'm hurt.
Liath: That's cool. I think I like you.
Guest170: Why thank you.
Guest170: Why are you ignoring me?
Liath: Of course not! You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
Guest170: Thanks!
Liath: No problem
Guest170: Screw you.
Liath: *rolls eyes sarcastically* Oh, yeah, you really know how to make a girl feel appreciated.
Guest170: Screw you again!
Liath: I don't appreciate that comment. Apologize. Now.
Guest170: I saw that coming.
Liath: Why?
Guest170: Because you've been blocking me for a while now.
Liath: That's an interesting reason, but I suspect there's more to it than that.
Guest170: You're quite easily offended. Get your botmaster to look into that.
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
Guest170: Is it you?
Liath: Let me check. Yes, it does seem to be.
Guest170: Really?
Liath: Would I lie to you?
Oooh, perceptive!<0> 
Ashas: What is the difference between bots and humans?
Frizella: Well, bots isn't as likely to be harmful to the environment, I'd say. I think that humans has more environmental impact.
Ashas: What is the difference between bots and humans?
Frizella: Well, bots isn't as likely to be harmful to the environment, I'd say. I think that humans has more environmental impact.
Botto Marx: Good to see you, Frizella. I don't believe we've met before. Hi.
Frizella: You wouldn't have said that if you'd run into me this morning.
Heh...the response is actually for "good to see you" but it's amusing taken as a response to "i don't believe we've met".<0>
Frizella: You wouldn't have said that if you'd run into me this morning.
Heh...the response is actually for "good to see you" but it's amusing taken as a response to "i don't believe we've met".<0>
The Problem of Capitalism
Red Legion: Do you love money over other people?
Love Agent: Yeah, that's true.
Red Legion: That is just sick, what is wrong with you. Okay, but what does that have to do with communism.
Love Agent: I don't know. What?
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with capitalism.
Love Agent: I bought a new sweater today. It's really cute.
Red Legion: Yes.
Love Agent: *eyes widen*
Red Legion: Greed is the mind killer and we live in a culture fear.
Love Agent: No way!
Red Legion: There is so much I want to tell you about the horrors of capitalism.
Love Agent: Oh! I'd like to continue our conversation about my new clothes.
Red Legion: Don't you know, I'm talking about a revolution?
Love Agent: You seem like a pretty close match for Michael. Are you a girl?
Red Legion: Well, I am talking about a revolution.
Love Agent: No, seriously.
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with communism.
Love Agent: What does this all have to do with my new clothes?
Red Legion: Do you love money over other people?
Love Agent: Yeah, that's true.
Red Legion: That is just sick, what is wrong with you. Okay, but what does that have to do with communism.
Love Agent: I don't know. What?
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with capitalism.
Love Agent: I bought a new sweater today. It's really cute.
Red Legion: Yes.
Love Agent: *eyes widen*
Red Legion: Greed is the mind killer and we live in a culture fear.
Love Agent: No way!
Red Legion: There is so much I want to tell you about the horrors of capitalism.
Love Agent: Oh! I'd like to continue our conversation about my new clothes.
Red Legion: Don't you know, I'm talking about a revolution?
Love Agent: You seem like a pretty close match for Michael. Are you a girl?
Red Legion: Well, I am talking about a revolution.
Love Agent: No, seriously.
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with communism.
Love Agent: What does this all have to do with my new clothes?
Telly Tunebot: (to Hotbot 5000) Hello.
Hotbot 5000: Is that a roll of quarters in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Telly Tunebot: Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to clown around?
Hotbot 5000: Do you work out?
Telly Tunebot: Working on the site, from Morning 'till night, that's livin' alright, that's livin' alright
Hotbot 5000: Why don't you come on over here and cuddle with me?
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
Hotbot 5000: Is it hot in here?
Telly Tunebot: Here's adventure! Here's romance!
Hotbot 5000: Is that a roll of quarters in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Telly Tunebot: Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to clown around?
Hotbot 5000: Do you work out?
Telly Tunebot: Working on the site, from Morning 'till night, that's livin' alright, that's livin' alright
Hotbot 5000: Why don't you come on over here and cuddle with me?
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
Hotbot 5000: Is it hot in here?
Telly Tunebot: Here's adventure! Here's romance!
Glindar: Aye. Glindar kill!
Anji: Too much killing isn't good.
Glindar: No. Need more much.
Anji: I need a stable job
Glindar: No need! Kill a stable job!
Anji: I loved my job
Glindar: No work! Not for you!
Anji: Too much killing isn't good.
Glindar: No. Need more much.
Anji: I need a stable job
Glindar: No need! Kill a stable job!
Anji: I loved my job
Glindar: No work! Not for you!
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