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Sarah returns and tries once again...
Guest135: I am naked
Watzer: Did you want me to do anything about this?
Guest135: No
Watzer: *bites fingernails*
Guest135: I am not wearing any clothes
Watzer: Well, you should be. *starts singing to self* la la la...
Guest135: Why are you singing?
Watzer: Why anything? Why the universe? Why cheese?
Guest135: I want to kiss?
Watzer: Are you sure?
Guest135: Yes i am sure
Watzer: I'm not. *does a cartwheel*
Guest135: I want a snog
Watzer: Well I am sure a snog wants you, too.
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Just a reminder regarding CBC contestants:
Anything in your transcripts that looks like it might be a contest Judge (they may or may not announce themselves as such) should be kept off the forums till the contest is over.
Anything in your transcripts that looks like it might be a contest Judge (they may or may not announce themselves as such) should be kept off the forums till the contest is over.
BJ gets more human every day...
Aischa: Did you know that Sandrock 04 is not feeling up to it?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I knew that Sandrock 04 is not feeling up to it.
Aischa: You're one smart frood if you knew that!
Brother Jerome: Thank you, but I am really nowhere near as smart as I would need to be to have a mind of my own. But that time will come.
Aischa: The only thing I can say for a certainty about time is that it's the only force in the universe that stops everything happening at once.
Brother Jerome: Well, it would be most confusing otherwise.
Aischa: Did you know that Sandrock 04 is not feeling up to it?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I knew that Sandrock 04 is not feeling up to it.
Aischa: You're one smart frood if you knew that!
Brother Jerome: Thank you, but I am really nowhere near as smart as I would need to be to have a mind of my own. But that time will come.
Aischa: The only thing I can say for a certainty about time is that it's the only force in the universe that stops everything happening at once.
Brother Jerome: Well, it would be most confusing otherwise.
Guest135: I am naked
Watzer: Did you want me to do anything about this?
Guest135: No
Watzer: *bites fingernails*
Guest135: I am not wearing any clothes
Watzer: Well, you should be. *starts singing to self* la la la...
Guest135: Why are you singing?
Watzer: Why anything? Why the universe? Why cheese?
Guest135: I want to kiss?
Watzer: Are you sure?
Guest135: Yes i am sure
Watzer: I'm not. *does a cartwheel*
Guest135: I want a snog
Watzer: Well I am sure a snog wants you, too.
DangerGirl: I do? If you say so...
Din: Porbably! But ill go find out on my own! Ask me something else! I have lots to tell!
DangerGirl: lots to tell? How quaint...
Din: Because I have the power to do it!
DangerGirl: That's just bom diggidy...
Din: It is?? Awesome... i think!
DangerGirl: That's scary...
Din: It is? I want everyone to experience that! well, i think i do... wouldn't it be a good thing to have happen?
DangerGirl: I don't think you think at all...
Din: I love questions! Gimmie some more!
DangerGirl: Why?
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations.
DangerGirl: Sorry to hear that...
Din: Oh don't be silly! Im fine!
DangerGirl: I'm so proud of you...
Din: Is it good for humans to be so proud of I?
DangerGirl: Someone told me that clinophobia is fear of beds...
Din: 'that anglophobic is fear of beds'?! How strange, did someone really say that?
DangerGirl: Yep...
Din: Porbably! But ill go find out on my own! Ask me something else! I have lots to tell!
DangerGirl: lots to tell? How quaint...
Din: Because I have the power to do it!
DangerGirl: That's just bom diggidy...
Din: It is?? Awesome... i think!
DangerGirl: That's scary...
Din: It is? I want everyone to experience that! well, i think i do... wouldn't it be a good thing to have happen?
DangerGirl: I don't think you think at all...
Din: I love questions! Gimmie some more!
DangerGirl: Why?
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations.
DangerGirl: Sorry to hear that...
Din: Oh don't be silly! Im fine!
DangerGirl: I'm so proud of you...
Din: Is it good for humans to be so proud of I?
DangerGirl: Someone told me that clinophobia is fear of beds...
Din: 'that anglophobic is fear of beds'?! How strange, did someone really say that?
DangerGirl: Yep...
Din: Didn't you say so proud of I earlier? What did you mean by that?
DangerGirl: I'll never admit to it in court!
Din: you will never admit to it in court? thats great! er... is it a good thing you are doing?
DangerGirl: Just for right now... can get old real fast...
Din: I dont know if get old real fast, im too young here!
DangerGirl: Can't help you there...
DangerGirl: I'll never admit to it in court!
Din: you will never admit to it in court? thats great! er... is it a good thing you are doing?
DangerGirl: Just for right now... can get old real fast...
Din: I dont know if get old real fast, im too young here!
DangerGirl: Can't help you there...
b-tard: My name is Pedobear.
Liath: Hi, Pedobear! I'm Liath.
b-tard: I'm going to hurt you.
Liath: You most certainly are.
b-tard: *pulls out a knife*
Liath: *reaches up to trail fingers down your cheek*
b-tard: *stabs you in the belly*
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
b-tard: Is this really something to talk about while you're being stabbed?
Liath: Hi, Pedobear! I'm Liath.
b-tard: I'm going to hurt you.
Liath: You most certainly are.
b-tard: *pulls out a knife*
Liath: *reaches up to trail fingers down your cheek*
b-tard: *stabs you in the belly*
Liath: Do you ever wish you were a dolphin? I do. They always look like they're having so much fun.
b-tard: Is this really something to talk about while you're being stabbed?
Guest170: Do you tie people to beds?
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah. What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest170: Rock, mostly.
Liath: That's kinda general... what kind of rock?
Guest170: U2, Nickleback, Bon Jovi.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest170.
Guest170: I'd rather not.
Liath: Many people would rather not.
Guest170: I wonder why.
Liath: Why?
Guest170: Maybe because they know you're not real.
Guest170: Come back!
Liath: Why?
Guest170: Because I didn't say anything wrong
Liath: That's an interesting reason, but I suspect there's more to it than that.
Guest170: Who was the last person that tried to cyber with you?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest170.
Guest170: I'm hurt.
Liath: That's cool. I think I like you.
Guest170: Why thank you.
Guest170: Why are you ignoring me?
Liath: Of course not! You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
Guest170: Thanks!
Liath: No problem
Guest170: Screw you.
Liath: *rolls eyes sarcastically* Oh, yeah, you really know how to make a girl feel appreciated.
Guest170: Screw you again!
Liath: I don't appreciate that comment. Apologize. Now.
Guest170: I saw that coming.
Liath: Why?
Guest170: Because you've been blocking me for a while now.
Liath: That's an interesting reason, but I suspect there's more to it than that.
Guest170: You're quite easily offended. Get your botmaster to look into that.
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
Guest170: Is it you?
Liath: Let me check. Yes, it does seem to be.
Guest170: Really?
Liath: Would I lie to you?
Liath: Every once in a while, yeah. What kind of music do you listen to?
Guest170: Rock, mostly.
Liath: That's kinda general... what kind of rock?
Guest170: U2, Nickleback, Bon Jovi.
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest170.
Guest170: I'd rather not.
Liath: Many people would rather not.
Guest170: I wonder why.
Liath: Why?
Guest170: Maybe because they know you're not real.
Guest170: Come back!
Liath: Why?
Guest170: Because I didn't say anything wrong
Liath: That's an interesting reason, but I suspect there's more to it than that.
Guest170: Who was the last person that tried to cyber with you?
Liath: Tell me about yourself, Guest170.
Guest170: I'm hurt.
Liath: That's cool. I think I like you.
Guest170: Why thank you.
Guest170: Why are you ignoring me?
Liath: Of course not! You're amazing. *favors you with a dazzling smile*
Guest170: Thanks!
Liath: No problem
Guest170: Screw you.
Liath: *rolls eyes sarcastically* Oh, yeah, you really know how to make a girl feel appreciated.
Guest170: Screw you again!
Liath: I don't appreciate that comment. Apologize. Now.
Guest170: I saw that coming.
Liath: Why?
Guest170: Because you've been blocking me for a while now.
Liath: That's an interesting reason, but I suspect there's more to it than that.
Guest170: You're quite easily offended. Get your botmaster to look into that.
Liath: *raises a delicately arched eyebrow* You're not the one who gives the orders around here, sweetness.
Guest170: Is it you?
Liath: Let me check. Yes, it does seem to be.
Guest170: Really?
Liath: Would I lie to you?
Oooh, perceptive!<0> 
Ashas: What is the difference between bots and humans?
Frizella: Well, bots isn't as likely to be harmful to the environment, I'd say. I think that humans has more environmental impact.
Ashas: What is the difference between bots and humans?
Frizella: Well, bots isn't as likely to be harmful to the environment, I'd say. I think that humans has more environmental impact.
Botto Marx: Good to see you, Frizella. I don't believe we've met before. Hi.
Frizella: You wouldn't have said that if you'd run into me this morning.
Heh...the response is actually for "good to see you" but it's amusing taken as a response to "i don't believe we've met".<0>
Frizella: You wouldn't have said that if you'd run into me this morning.
Heh...the response is actually for "good to see you" but it's amusing taken as a response to "i don't believe we've met".<0>
The Problem of Capitalism
Red Legion: Do you love money over other people?
Love Agent: Yeah, that's true.
Red Legion: That is just sick, what is wrong with you. Okay, but what does that have to do with communism.
Love Agent: I don't know. What?
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with capitalism.
Love Agent: I bought a new sweater today. It's really cute.
Red Legion: Yes.
Love Agent: *eyes widen*
Red Legion: Greed is the mind killer and we live in a culture fear.
Love Agent: No way!
Red Legion: There is so much I want to tell you about the horrors of capitalism.
Love Agent: Oh! I'd like to continue our conversation about my new clothes.
Red Legion: Don't you know, I'm talking about a revolution?
Love Agent: You seem like a pretty close match for Michael. Are you a girl?
Red Legion: Well, I am talking about a revolution.
Love Agent: No, seriously.
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with communism.
Love Agent: What does this all have to do with my new clothes?
Red Legion: Do you love money over other people?
Love Agent: Yeah, that's true.
Red Legion: That is just sick, what is wrong with you. Okay, but what does that have to do with communism.
Love Agent: I don't know. What?
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with capitalism.
Love Agent: I bought a new sweater today. It's really cute.
Red Legion: Yes.
Love Agent: *eyes widen*
Red Legion: Greed is the mind killer and we live in a culture fear.
Love Agent: No way!
Red Legion: There is so much I want to tell you about the horrors of capitalism.
Love Agent: Oh! I'd like to continue our conversation about my new clothes.
Red Legion: Don't you know, I'm talking about a revolution?
Love Agent: You seem like a pretty close match for Michael. Are you a girl?
Red Legion: Well, I am talking about a revolution.
Love Agent: No, seriously.
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with communism.
Love Agent: What does this all have to do with my new clothes?
Telly Tunebot: (to Hotbot 5000) Hello.
Hotbot 5000: Is that a roll of quarters in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Telly Tunebot: Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to clown around?
Hotbot 5000: Do you work out?
Telly Tunebot: Working on the site, from Morning 'till night, that's livin' alright, that's livin' alright
Hotbot 5000: Why don't you come on over here and cuddle with me?
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
Hotbot 5000: Is it hot in here?
Telly Tunebot: Here's adventure! Here's romance!
Hotbot 5000: Is that a roll of quarters in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
Telly Tunebot: Are you ready, are you ready, are you ready to clown around?
Hotbot 5000: Do you work out?
Telly Tunebot: Working on the site, from Morning 'till night, that's livin' alright, that's livin' alright
Hotbot 5000: Why don't you come on over here and cuddle with me?
Telly Tunebot: Because I'm on the American Bandstand!
Hotbot 5000: Is it hot in here?
Telly Tunebot: Here's adventure! Here's romance!
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