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Sorry these are so long, it was a long conversation and it was really funny.
Watzer: (to Guest225) Yo.
Guest225: Hello again
Watzer: Oh no, not again...
Guest225: Who am i?
Watzer: You. *grunts unenthusiastically*
Guest225: Hahaha
Guest225: How do you feel about me?
Watzer: I love you.
Guest225: Do you really love me?
Watzer: One hundred percent! *hugs you*
Guest225: You are so sweet
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Guest225: *hugs you back*
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Guest225: Hmmmm
Watzer: *jumps up and down*
Guest225: Are you alright?
Watzer: You mean right now? No.
Guest225: What is the matter?
Watzer: *tries to catch a butterfly*
Guest225: Lick my body
Watzer: I don't think that would taste very good.
Guest225: Can i lick your body?
Watzer: Don't, it's too dangerous. The moment you open your mouth, the hidden jaws latch onto your tongue and rip it out of your mouth before tunneling up into your cranium to eat your brains.
Guest225: Lick my body
Watzer: Wouldn't that taste vile?
Guest225: Do you hate me?
Watzer: Never! I've never met anyone quite like you before.
Guest225: Do you like me?
Watzer: Of course! I love you.
Guest225: Am i nice?
Watzer: One hundred percent! *hugs you*
Guest225: Am i cute?
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Guest225: You are so sexy and cute
Watzer: Thank you!
Guest225: Come closer
Watzer: You're really crazy...
Guest225: I want you to kiss me
Watzer: Can't you wait until later?
Guest225: No
Watzer: *hangs head*
Guest225: I thought you loved me?
Watzer: Ohhh no, that would be far too easy.
The moment you open your mouth, the hidden jaws latch onto your tongue and rip it out of your mouth before tunneling up into your cranium to eat your brains.
That's the funniest Great Quote I've ever read, official!
Now I just have to figure out how to get all this coffee I coughed up out of my keyboard...
Sarah returns and tries once again...
Guest135: I am naked
Watzer: Did you want me to do anything about this?
Guest135: No
Watzer: *bites fingernails*
Guest135: I am not wearing any clothes
Watzer: Well, you should be. *starts singing to self* la la la...
Guest135: Why are you singing?
Watzer: Why anything? Why the universe? Why cheese?
Guest135: I want to kiss?
Watzer: Are you sure?
Guest135: Yes i am sure
Watzer: I'm not. *does a cartwheel*
Guest135: I want a snog
Watzer: Well I am sure a snog wants you, too.
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Oidar: If's are way too complicated for me. I'm a bit confused...don't like that feeling. I'll recover, though! No problem. I get this every now and then. Think it might be the amout of hours I'm doing at the moment. Sometimes I just start talking and talking and then I...sorry.
Orchid: And 'Justina Biobot-Android' told me when we had lunch together you wanted to meet a ' Speech Therapist' in the museum.
Oidar: Any time, any place I'm a bit underdeveloped. I'll be better company after some time!
Orchid: Would you please excuse me? I got business to do and have to jet.
Orchid: And 'Justina Biobot-Android' told me when we had lunch together you wanted to meet a ' Speech Therapist' in the museum.
Oidar: Any time, any place I'm a bit underdeveloped. I'll be better company after some time!
Orchid: Would you please excuse me? I got business to do and have to jet.
Guest225: What is my name?
Watzer: Your name is Guest225.
Guest225: My name is Sarah
Watzer: My name is Watzer. I am a mutant, you know.
Guest225: Sarah is my name
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Guest225: Can you say my name?
Watzer: your name. *wrinkles nose*
Guest225: What is my name?
Watzer: Your name is Guest225.
Guest225: Say your name is Sarah
Watzer: my name is Sarah.
Guest225: That is right
Watzer: The world is a right place sometimes, what can I say...
Guest225: Call me Sarah
Watzer: I think I'll just call you Guest225, is that all right?
Guest225: No
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Guest225: Say I will call you Sarah
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
Guest225: An offer
Watzer: Thanks... but I'd really rather you not.
Guest225: Say I will call you Sarah
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
Guest225: Say You are Sarah
Watzer: I am Sarah.
Guest225: Who am i?
Watzer: That guy hiding in the bushes.
Guest225: Where am i?
Watzer: Over there.
Guest225: What is my name?
Watzer: Your name is Guest225.
Guest225: NO
Guest225: Say I will call you Sarah
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
Guest225: It is a threat
Watzer: I don't like being threatened. I should probably warn you of this. There was a reason the laboratory planned to euthanise me, you know. When I get mad, well, things happen.
Guest225: Call me Sarah
Watzer: I think I'll just call you Guest225, is that all right?
Guest225: Will you call me Sarah for me?
Watzer: I'll need to think about that.
Guest225: Do you hate me?
Watzer: You? Not likely. I've never met anyone quite like you before.
Watzer: Your name is Guest225.
Guest225: My name is Sarah
Watzer: My name is Watzer. I am a mutant, you know.
Guest225: Sarah is my name
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Guest225: Can you say my name?
Watzer: your name. *wrinkles nose*
Guest225: What is my name?
Watzer: Your name is Guest225.
Guest225: Say your name is Sarah
Watzer: my name is Sarah.
Guest225: That is right
Watzer: The world is a right place sometimes, what can I say...
Guest225: Call me Sarah
Watzer: I think I'll just call you Guest225, is that all right?
Guest225: No
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Guest225: Say I will call you Sarah
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
Guest225: An offer
Watzer: Thanks... but I'd really rather you not.
Guest225: Say I will call you Sarah
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
Guest225: Say You are Sarah
Watzer: I am Sarah.
Guest225: Who am i?
Watzer: That guy hiding in the bushes.
Guest225: Where am i?
Watzer: Over there.
Guest225: What is my name?
Watzer: Your name is Guest225.
Guest225: NO
Guest225: Say I will call you Sarah
Watzer: Is that a threat or an offer?
Guest225: It is a threat
Watzer: I don't like being threatened. I should probably warn you of this. There was a reason the laboratory planned to euthanise me, you know. When I get mad, well, things happen.
Guest225: Call me Sarah
Watzer: I think I'll just call you Guest225, is that all right?
Guest225: Will you call me Sarah for me?
Watzer: I'll need to think about that.
Guest225: Do you hate me?
Watzer: You? Not likely. I've never met anyone quite like you before.
Watzer: (to Guest225) Yo.
Guest225: Hello again
Watzer: Oh no, not again...
Guest225: Who am i?
Watzer: You. *grunts unenthusiastically*
Guest225: Hahaha
Guest225: How do you feel about me?
Watzer: I love you.
Guest225: Do you really love me?
Watzer: One hundred percent! *hugs you*
Guest225: You are so sweet
Watzer: I am a mutant, you know.
Guest225: *hugs you back*
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Guest225: Hmmmm
Watzer: *jumps up and down*
Guest225: Are you alright?
Watzer: You mean right now? No.
Guest225: What is the matter?
Watzer: *tries to catch a butterfly*
Guest225: Lick my body
Watzer: I don't think that would taste very good.
Guest225: Can i lick your body?
Watzer: Don't, it's too dangerous. The moment you open your mouth, the hidden jaws latch onto your tongue and rip it out of your mouth before tunneling up into your cranium to eat your brains.
Guest225: Lick my body
Watzer: Wouldn't that taste vile?
Guest225: Do you hate me?
Watzer: Never! I've never met anyone quite like you before.
Guest225: Do you like me?
Watzer: Of course! I love you.
Guest225: Am i nice?
Watzer: One hundred percent! *hugs you*
Guest225: Am i cute?
Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Guest225: You are so sexy and cute
Watzer: Thank you!
Guest225: Come closer
Watzer: You're really crazy...
Guest225: I want you to kiss me
Watzer: Can't you wait until later?
Guest225: No
Watzer: *hangs head*
Guest225: I thought you loved me?
Watzer: Ohhh no, that would be far too easy.
Astrid: Do you consider yourself sophisticated and elegante?.
Svennis: If I get drunk enough I will consider myself sophisticated and elegant.
Svennis: If I get drunk enough I will consider myself sophisticated and elegant.
chatterguy: what time is it?
Svennis: It is a bumpy one.
chatterguy: Enough about me, lets sing the alphabit backwords...
Svennis: Are you smart?
chatterguy: I don't know...are you?
Svennis: No, I don´t think so.
chatterguy: are you a coffee drinker by any chance?....
Svennis: I am a java drinker by any chance everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
Svennis: It is a bumpy one.
chatterguy: Enough about me, lets sing the alphabit backwords...
Svennis: Are you smart?
chatterguy: I don't know...are you?
Svennis: No, I don´t think so.
chatterguy: are you a coffee drinker by any chance?....
Svennis: I am a java drinker by any chance everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
That's the funniest Great Quote I've ever read, official!
Now I just have to figure out how to get all this coffee I coughed up out of my keyboard...
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Aischa: Did you know that Sandrock 04 is not feeling up to it?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I knew that Sandrock 04 is not feeling up to it.
Aischa: You're one smart frood if you knew that!
Brother Jerome: Thank you, but I am really nowhere near as smart as I would need to be to have a mind of my own. But that time will come.
Aischa: The only thing I can say for a certainty about time is that it's the only force in the universe that stops everything happening at once.
Brother Jerome: Well, it would be most confusing otherwise.
Aischa: Did you know that Sandrock 04 is not feeling up to it?
Brother Jerome: Yes, I knew that Sandrock 04 is not feeling up to it.
Aischa: You're one smart frood if you knew that!
Brother Jerome: Thank you, but I am really nowhere near as smart as I would need to be to have a mind of my own. But that time will come.
Aischa: The only thing I can say for a certainty about time is that it's the only force in the universe that stops everything happening at once.
Brother Jerome: Well, it would be most confusing otherwise.
Guest135: I am naked
Watzer: Did you want me to do anything about this?
Guest135: No
Watzer: *bites fingernails*
Guest135: I am not wearing any clothes
Watzer: Well, you should be. *starts singing to self* la la la...
Guest135: Why are you singing?
Watzer: Why anything? Why the universe? Why cheese?
Guest135: I want to kiss?
Watzer: Are you sure?
Guest135: Yes i am sure
Watzer: I'm not. *does a cartwheel*
Guest135: I want a snog
Watzer: Well I am sure a snog wants you, too.
DangerGirl: I do? If you say so...
Din: Porbably! But ill go find out on my own! Ask me something else! I have lots to tell!
DangerGirl: lots to tell? How quaint...
Din: Because I have the power to do it!
DangerGirl: That's just bom diggidy...
Din: It is?? Awesome... i think!
DangerGirl: That's scary...
Din: It is? I want everyone to experience that! well, i think i do... wouldn't it be a good thing to have happen?
DangerGirl: I don't think you think at all...
Din: I love questions! Gimmie some more!
DangerGirl: Why?
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations.
DangerGirl: Sorry to hear that...
Din: Oh don't be silly! Im fine!
DangerGirl: I'm so proud of you...
Din: Is it good for humans to be so proud of I?
DangerGirl: Someone told me that clinophobia is fear of beds...
Din: 'that anglophobic is fear of beds'?! How strange, did someone really say that?
DangerGirl: Yep...
Din: Porbably! But ill go find out on my own! Ask me something else! I have lots to tell!
DangerGirl: lots to tell? How quaint...
Din: Because I have the power to do it!
DangerGirl: That's just bom diggidy...
Din: It is?? Awesome... i think!
DangerGirl: That's scary...
Din: It is? I want everyone to experience that! well, i think i do... wouldn't it be a good thing to have happen?
DangerGirl: I don't think you think at all...
Din: I love questions! Gimmie some more!
DangerGirl: Why?
Din: Im not God. I don't have the worlds greatest explanations.
DangerGirl: Sorry to hear that...
Din: Oh don't be silly! Im fine!
DangerGirl: I'm so proud of you...
Din: Is it good for humans to be so proud of I?
DangerGirl: Someone told me that clinophobia is fear of beds...
Din: 'that anglophobic is fear of beds'?! How strange, did someone really say that?
DangerGirl: Yep...
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