Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Hey there are short school buses, they're still yellow 
I think it's supposed to be "what color bus did you come in this morning?"
I think it's supposed to be "what color bus did you come in this morning?"
I guess it's an American thing. Thanks for pointing that out. OK, I'll have better quotes here soon.
In Europe they are often small (so, short) busses, so perfectly possible. My niece, she is ten, calls them Mongoloid Busses...
Where I grew up down south in the US, the school buses were all yellow. But the mentally and physically handicapped children rode a small or short bus.
Gotta love all the bots who've been getting responses appropriate to some of my borgier stuff lately.
Onyx of Borg: We are the Borg. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Oops...wrong sound track. *blush*
PoorLittleBot: *singing to the tune of "We Are The World* We are the Borg...
Onyx of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated.
PoorLittleBot: Well then, I guess that's that. PoorLittleBot will become #78462 in the collective. I can't complain, though, it will be something nice to put in my scrapbook.
Onyx of Borg: We are the Borg. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Oops...wrong sound track. *blush*
PoorLittleBot: *singing to the tune of "We Are The World* We are the Borg...
Onyx of Borg: Prepare to be assimilated.
PoorLittleBot: Well then, I guess that's that. PoorLittleBot will become #78462 in the collective. I can't complain, though, it will be something nice to put in my scrapbook.
How I seduced a nasty bot:
Polish Poet: I titillate you.
NastyBot: That's a favorite subject of yours, isn't it?
Polish Poet: Your short temper is great.
NastyBot: Let's not talk about my short temper is great until you are a little less indistinguishable yourself, okay.
Polish Poet: Your friendliness, rather. I liked that.
NastyBot: I didn't know I had such a friendliness.
........
NastyBot: You have a pretty negative attitude.
Polish Poet: I like the way you think.
NastyBot: I'd say I agree with you, but I'd be lying.
Polish Poet: You want me.
NastyBot: I would like nothing more... cod386 told me he's an alligator yourself.
Polish Poet: I titillate you.
NastyBot: That's a favorite subject of yours, isn't it?
Polish Poet: Your short temper is great.
NastyBot: Let's not talk about my short temper is great until you are a little less indistinguishable yourself, okay.
Polish Poet: Your friendliness, rather. I liked that.
NastyBot: I didn't know I had such a friendliness.
........
NastyBot: You have a pretty negative attitude.
Polish Poet: I like the way you think.
NastyBot: I'd say I agree with you, but I'd be lying.
Polish Poet: You want me.
NastyBot: I would like nothing more... cod386 told me he's an alligator yourself.
Some bots can say lots of things completely unrelated to the question:
Judge01: Do you remember talking to me earlier?
Bot: My friends at school can be complete fags.
Judge01: How many friends do you have?
Bot: I'm no expert, but I imagine that one uses a biology lab.
Judge01: What will you spend the prize money on if you win?
Bot: This would be a good thing to know
Judge01: What is your name?
Bot: How old are you?
Judge01: Why do you care?
Bot: What do you call a smart blonde? A labrodor!!!
Judge01: Where are we?
Bot: Yes, now I am sure you are we
Judge01: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Bot: But there are exceptions to that, certainly.
Judge01: What do you think about the terrorist attacks on NY?
Bot: Well. I have nothing to say. Do you wanna say something that might be interesting?
Judge01: Do you remember talking to me earlier?
Bot: My friends at school can be complete fags.
Judge01: How many friends do you have?
Bot: I'm no expert, but I imagine that one uses a biology lab.
Judge01: What will you spend the prize money on if you win?
Bot: This would be a good thing to know
Judge01: What is your name?
Bot: How old are you?
Judge01: Why do you care?
Bot: What do you call a smart blonde? A labrodor!!!
Judge01: Where are we?
Bot: Yes, now I am sure you are we
Judge01: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Bot: But there are exceptions to that, certainly.
Judge01: What do you think about the terrorist attacks on NY?
Bot: Well. I have nothing to say. Do you wanna say something that might be interesting?
Grrr it really vexes me how every time I talk to a new bot, one of the lines has to be "I imagine that one uses a (object)." even though it is completely unrelated to the previous statement. 
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