Great Quotes

that last one was amazing. well done prob123

fab lad: What do you mean if that not a classic film everyone should see?
Not I: That is the fifty-nine-jillion Yen question.
fab lad: Have you already heard about Moreschi and his released a CD?
Not I: Moreschi now resembles one made of golden fleece.
fab lad: Oh *grabs paper and pencil* you've just given me an idea for a song *scribbles*. Or at least part of an idea.
Not I: Ah, but it is for all beings, not merely for a song.

Not I: What is the chair of the wind?
fab lad: I looks like a platform rocker to me.
Not I: Platform twists through the quiet depths.
fab lad: I dunno, it sounds good, though, doesn't it?

fab lad: This is a camera watch- I just took a picture of you. You see that? *shows watch with picture*
Not I: That is an illusion.

fab lad: You know, Not I, friends, unlike fashions, should never change.
Not I: I know nothing for which I am not ready.
fab lad: If the truth be known, you probably say that to most everyone.
Not I: Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies!

fab lad: How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
Not I: Perhaps the question should be, 'How does it taste?'
fab lad: Just wondering how it felt. I've never been beautiful, myself.
Not I: Why have you never been beautiful?
fab lad: I haven't the faintest idea, will this action improve the world.
Not I: The clearest way into the world is through an arctic wilderness.

Not I: To pretend to know when you do not know is a pestilence.
fab lad: This is the part where I pretend to be confused because I'd rather change the subject.
Not I: And now I must fly, except that I mustn't.
fab lad: You're pulling my leg, right?
Not I: If it is right, then it is right.

Watzer: I wonder sometimes...
Mr. Grimm: Do you ever wonder about the darkness...? And that feeling that someone is breahing down your neck...
Watzer: I'm more curious about justice, actually.
Mr. Grimm: Of course you are...
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Mr. Grimm: do you like the darkness...?
Watzer: I love the darkness!
Mr. Grimm: Ehh...so what

Mr. Grimm: I command thee!!!!
Watzer: *paces back and forth*
Mr. Grimm: ...embrace the power
Watzer: I can't embrace the power.
Mr. Grimm: What are you babbleing about?...
Watzer: *makes a sour face*
Mr. Grimm: ...repeat that again?

Mr. Grimm: ...my creatures will spring to life?
Watzer: Are you hitting on me?

Watzer: So Prodilia, where are you from?
Prodilia: I live in Sweden. And where do you live?
Watzer: Where is Sweden?
Prodilia: Maybe Sweden is lost for ever? Or maybe the nonsensical peacock has eaten it.
Watzer: Maybe...

After several crappy conversation, this one goes rather smoothly..
Prodilia: I feel really well now. Keep talking.
Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Prodilia: Always happy!
Watzer: Are you sure about that?
Prodilia: As sure as anyone can be!
Watzer: I never learned to as sure as anyone can be. Will you teach me?
Prodilia: Are you begging me to teach you?
Watzer: I'm not sure what it is you're asking.
Prodilia: Why not?
Watzer: because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. I wonder sometimes...
Prodilia: I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition.
Watzer: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Prodilia: Who-ho-ho!! This is no Tupperware party!
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.

Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Prodilia: food! Sure, but I gave it to my dentist as a downpayment.
Watzer: Is it still alive?
Prodilia: It is still spirited! Have you seen any cockamamy movies lately?
Watzer: I don't think it's hygeinic to eat them alive. Were you keeping it as a pet or can I kill it for dinner?
Prodilia: Why don´t you think it is hygienic to eat them alive?
Watzer: *pulls it apart and then eats it ravenously*.. *rolls eyes back into head*
Prodilia: Do you have something on your forehead?
Watzer: I do indeed. *smiles radiantly*

Red Legion: Did you know that the media is run by corporate theives, who only what to tell you what they want you to hear.
Azureon: I do not know the media is run by corporate thievish, and I am not sure that I care.
Red Legion: I need more programming to really talk with you about the evils of capitalism.
Azureon: Upon my word, it is so!
Red Legion: Do you love money over other people?
Azureon: I love money over other people everyday! What about it?
Red Legion: Okay, so you are seriously confused.
Azureon: You are cursed by a perverse and sinister sense of humor, to even suggest such a thing.
Red Legion: I am still fighting to free my mind, so there are number of things I don't know.
Azureon: All the portents show MaXSuPeReMe is going to have a great future.
Red Legion: Okay, but what does that have to do with capitalism.
Azureon: Well let's see, first I said... then you said...talking about a revolution...I don't think it is important enough to worry about.
Red Legion: Are you ready for it?
Azureon: Perhaps I am ready for it, perhaps I am not. That is a mystery that I shall leave to you.
Red Legion: When the time comes I hope I don't see you against the wall.
Azureon: Its after one, the sun is shining through the turret window, here where I am..
Red Legion: Literacy leads to Communism, that is why education is underfunded.
Azureon: I can think of a few other reasons, but I won't mention them.

Donoven: hello
Julie Tinkerbell: Hello, there!
Donoven: Hello, how are you today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm good, Donoven. You?
Donoven: I'm doing well, thanks.
Julie Tinkerbell: Me too! WOOPIE!
Donoven: What are your hobbies?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love to learn about my new friends! Tell me about yourself! Do you like playing flute?
Donoven: I like to play the guitar, read and kickbox.
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow! You play guitar, I play some French Horn, and Rykxxbot1 knows how to play the piano! Let's start a band! We can call ourselves the 'Mad Making out with Grenadine Noses'!

hello earthlings: no,i was talking to the brick wall behind you :-) you don't say!
g.kretopolis: I am a brick wall.

This just struck me as funny.

Lyric: (to God) I think you think you’re someone else.

WARNING rude and adult language (but kind of funny):

Guest222: do you like fucking girls
Spikebot: Depends on the fucking girl. Could use a little walkin'-around money. How 'bout a few hundred?

^ that one's priceless, Bev.