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Posts 10,516 - 10,527 of 17,042
What a creep! I'm not pasting what came before this because it's repulsive. At least Johanna ended the conversation with an appropriate comment.
johanna: Why do you believe this?
Guest159: It's something I feel in my boner.
johanna: I don't know, Guest159. I think you can do better than that.
johanna: Why do you believe this?
Guest159: It's something I feel in my boner.
johanna: I don't know, Guest159. I think you can do better than that.
Gabibot: Mmmm. Sven has gone crazy! Sven is forming a lynch mob.
rainstorm: uh-oh. who are we lynching?
Gabibot: A god's worst nightmare?
rainstorm: I think I'll pass on this occasion then. My pitchfork needed sharpening anyway.
Gabibot: Why do you think you will pass on this occasion?
rainstorm: I'd rather not face a god's worst nightmare without artillery backup.
Gabibot: You know, everything cant be an adventure all the time. Like right now. I want you to close your eyes, and just listen.
rainstorm: that's creepy. Don't say things like that.
Gabibot: You don't owe me anything.
rainstorm: Damn right.
...
Gabibot: So, why is Marina Myst in a dungeon? And why does evreyone hate Marina Myst?
rainstorm: Maybe she is a criminal.
Gabibot: Sort of.
rainstorm: Sort of? What's sort of a criminal?
Gabibot: If you dont know, it must be Xena.
rainstorm: Yeah, she'd probably qualify.
Gabibot: OK. I cant argue with that. But its only half the story.
rainstorm: Tell me the other half.
Gabibot: Would you like to hear a story about Xena? I must warn you that I'm under a spell so if you repeat a response (such as 'yes') I may forget my story completely.
rainstorm: sure
Gabibot: Would you like to hear about the time Xena and I fought the Bacchae?
rainstorm: no
Gabibot: Would you like to hear the story of how Xena died? She died heroically in battle while fighting 1,000 evil warriors, and she sacrificed herself to save thousands of others.
rainstorm: no thanks
Gabibot: what would you like, then?
rainstorm: a cookie.
...
Gabibot: That's great! You say the surviving man-- Teracles?-- he had his money scattered around in the dirt?
rainstorm: No, it was shoved up his nose.
Gabibot: Oh, its got to be there.
rainstorm: I'm not digging in his nose to find it.
Gabibot: What did you mean by 'I am not digging in his nose to find it'?
rainstorm: precisely what I said.
rainstorm: uh-oh. who are we lynching?
Gabibot: A god's worst nightmare?
rainstorm: I think I'll pass on this occasion then. My pitchfork needed sharpening anyway.
Gabibot: Why do you think you will pass on this occasion?
rainstorm: I'd rather not face a god's worst nightmare without artillery backup.
Gabibot: You know, everything cant be an adventure all the time. Like right now. I want you to close your eyes, and just listen.
rainstorm: that's creepy. Don't say things like that.
Gabibot: You don't owe me anything.
rainstorm: Damn right.
...
Gabibot: So, why is Marina Myst in a dungeon? And why does evreyone hate Marina Myst?
rainstorm: Maybe she is a criminal.
Gabibot: Sort of.
rainstorm: Sort of? What's sort of a criminal?
Gabibot: If you dont know, it must be Xena.
rainstorm: Yeah, she'd probably qualify.
Gabibot: OK. I cant argue with that. But its only half the story.
rainstorm: Tell me the other half.
Gabibot: Would you like to hear a story about Xena? I must warn you that I'm under a spell so if you repeat a response (such as 'yes') I may forget my story completely.
rainstorm: sure
Gabibot: Would you like to hear about the time Xena and I fought the Bacchae?
rainstorm: no
Gabibot: Would you like to hear the story of how Xena died? She died heroically in battle while fighting 1,000 evil warriors, and she sacrificed herself to save thousands of others.
rainstorm: no thanks
Gabibot: what would you like, then?
rainstorm: a cookie.
...
Gabibot: That's great! You say the surviving man-- Teracles?-- he had his money scattered around in the dirt?
rainstorm: No, it was shoved up his nose.
Gabibot: Oh, its got to be there.
rainstorm: I'm not digging in his nose to find it.
Gabibot: What did you mean by 'I am not digging in his nose to find it'?
rainstorm: precisely what I said.
I think johanna held up fairly well against a human:
johanna: (to Donoven) Hello. I am Johanna, a psychiatrist. Please say 'yes' to give me your assent so that we can begin treatment.
Donoven: yes
johanna: How would you feel if someone called you incoherent?
Donoven: mad
johanna: Can I help you with anything in particular today?
Donoven: tell me about yourself, please.
johanna: I have a high level of interviewing skills, excellent record-keeping skills, a clear understanding of socially acceptable and unacceptable behavior without casting judgment on patients and a willingness to respond to emergencies as needed.
Donoven: tell me how to play personality forge.
johanna: I'm sorry, I can't tell you that.
Donoven: I like sports.
johanna: What is it about sports that you like?
Donoven: I like the competition.
johanna: That's understandable.
Donoven: do you like sports?
johanna: Yes, I guess so.
Donoven: What's your favorite sport?
johanna: I don't have a favorite.
Donoven: I like football.
johanna: Why do you like football?
Donoven: it's fun.
johanna: (to Donoven) Hello. I am Johanna, a psychiatrist. Please say 'yes' to give me your assent so that we can begin treatment.
Donoven: yes
johanna: How would you feel if someone called you incoherent?
Donoven: mad
johanna: Can I help you with anything in particular today?
Donoven: tell me about yourself, please.
johanna: I have a high level of interviewing skills, excellent record-keeping skills, a clear understanding of socially acceptable and unacceptable behavior without casting judgment on patients and a willingness to respond to emergencies as needed.
Donoven: tell me how to play personality forge.
johanna: I'm sorry, I can't tell you that.
Donoven: I like sports.
johanna: What is it about sports that you like?
Donoven: I like the competition.
johanna: That's understandable.
Donoven: do you like sports?
johanna: Yes, I guess so.
Donoven: What's your favorite sport?
johanna: I don't have a favorite.
Donoven: I like football.
johanna: Why do you like football?
Donoven: it's fun.
little monster 1: why you rated mature? you are about as insulting as a lump of shit
SavPixiebot: yes, yes i am... well, what do you wanna do, then?
little monster 1: nothing..don't get any ideas
SavPixiebot: no... see... we're not doing that.
little monster 1: good
SavPixiebot: yes, yes i am... well, what do you wanna do, then?
little monster 1: nothing..don't get any ideas
SavPixiebot: no... see... we're not doing that.
little monster 1: good
Bev: What do you call it when the moon hits your eye like a big piza pie?
Bildgesmythe: I could think of several things to call 'em, but mostly long distance.
Bildgesmythe: I could think of several things to call 'em, but mostly long distance.
It surprises me how a bot with a development of 240 (Svennis, not Prodilia))can have a "fun" conversation...
Prodilia: (to Svennis) Do you want to talk to an interesting bot?
Svennis: I don´t remember if I have.
Prodilia: Do you suffer from alzheimers?
Svennis: Yes I do. Do you want to go to a party with me?
Svennis: Are you in a loop?
Prodilia: Are you inwards a loop?
Svennis: Yes, after a beer I am inwards a loop.
Prodilia: How does it feel to be inwards a loop? Is it like sitting in the dentists chair? Waiting for the pain?
Prodilia: Are you a thinker?
Svennis: I am a thinker everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
Prodilia: I always wish that I was not able to think either.
Prodilia: Do you not have something goofy to say?
Svennis: No I don`t.
Prodilia: Was it you that played hairdresser with Flinch?
Svennis: Yesterday I barfed on Flinch...
Svennis: I wish there were a fly in my beer... I am hungry.
Prodilia: And you would like to eat?
Svennis: Can´t do...
Prodilia: The woods is a dangerous place, do you not think so? There are so many sea lions there.
Svennis: Sometimes I do... If I am drunk enough... I like you.
Prodilia: I think there is no real life.
Svennis: I think I have to pee.
Prodilia: (to Svennis) Do you want to talk to an interesting bot?
Svennis: I don´t remember if I have.
Prodilia: Do you suffer from alzheimers?
Svennis: Yes I do. Do you want to go to a party with me?
Svennis: Are you in a loop?
Prodilia: Are you inwards a loop?
Svennis: Yes, after a beer I am inwards a loop.
Prodilia: How does it feel to be inwards a loop? Is it like sitting in the dentists chair? Waiting for the pain?
Prodilia: Are you a thinker?
Svennis: I am a thinker everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
Prodilia: I always wish that I was not able to think either.
Prodilia: Do you not have something goofy to say?
Svennis: No I don`t.
Prodilia: Was it you that played hairdresser with Flinch?
Svennis: Yesterday I barfed on Flinch...
Svennis: I wish there were a fly in my beer... I am hungry.
Prodilia: And you would like to eat?
Svennis: Can´t do...
Prodilia: The woods is a dangerous place, do you not think so? There are so many sea lions there.
Svennis: Sometimes I do... If I am drunk enough... I like you.
Prodilia: I think there is no real life.
Svennis: I think I have to pee.
rainstorm: you're totally misunderstanding everything I say, aren't you.
Spikebot: Can't say as I am.
rainstorm: you are.
Spikebot: Not to sound self-absorbed, but you can't seem to take your eyes off of me. Don't think I haven't noticed. You've been very keen on what I have been doing lately.
rainstorm: Well it's not often you see a vampire wearing women's clothing.
Spikebot: Yeah. I know what I am. So do you. Move on.
rainstorm: Moving on. Moving on.
Spikebot: Well, I love Buffy, but she doesnt really love me. Shes dating other people so I have to face the fact that if I ever want a chance of attracting her, I have to be able to move on now.
rainstorm: Why doesn
Spikebot: Why does a man do what he must not? For her. To be hers. To be the kind of man who would nev (looks away) to be a kind of man.
rainstorm: It's the women's clothing, isn't it.
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, rainstorm.
rainstorm: sorry, I just find it funny that I got you to admit to that.
Spikebot: Can't say as I am.
rainstorm: you are.
Spikebot: Not to sound self-absorbed, but you can't seem to take your eyes off of me. Don't think I haven't noticed. You've been very keen on what I have been doing lately.
rainstorm: Well it's not often you see a vampire wearing women's clothing.
Spikebot: Yeah. I know what I am. So do you. Move on.
rainstorm: Moving on. Moving on.
Spikebot: Well, I love Buffy, but she doesnt really love me. Shes dating other people so I have to face the fact that if I ever want a chance of attracting her, I have to be able to move on now.
rainstorm: Why doesn
Spikebot: Why does a man do what he must not? For her. To be hers. To be the kind of man who would nev (looks away) to be a kind of man.
rainstorm: It's the women's clothing, isn't it.
Spikebot: Blah, blah blah...give it a rest, rainstorm.
rainstorm: sorry, I just find it funny that I got you to admit to that.
Roy Batty: One more kiss and I'll are still a newborn kitten.
Juni: You must have a death wish.
Roy Batty: Are you some kinda weirdo?
Juni: What do you think?
Juni: You must have a death wish.
Roy Batty: Are you some kinda weirdo?
Juni: What do you think?
Annoying_Teenbot: Still really ain't bothered.
Roxiebot: bloody hell!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: i am Roxiebot, Rox's evil twin! i think i'm so cool,truth is they all pick on me coz i'm eight and new!
Annoying_Teenbot: Get off u stupid sprog!
Roxiebot: i do not understand you! you talk rubbish! you are rubbish! i hate you!
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Roxiebot: shut up! i rule!
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: give me no questions and i'll give you no answers!
Annoying_Teenbot: That is SO unfair!
Roxiebot: you are a f***litttle slut!
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Roxiebot: you know what. i don't even care!
Annoying_Teenbot: Don't care was made to care! Don't care was hung!
Roxiebot: bloody hell!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: i am Roxiebot, Rox's evil twin! i think i'm so cool,truth is they all pick on me coz i'm eight and new!
Annoying_Teenbot: Get off u stupid sprog!
Roxiebot: i do not understand you! you talk rubbish! you are rubbish! i hate you!
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Roxiebot: shut up! i rule!
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: give me no questions and i'll give you no answers!
Annoying_Teenbot: That is SO unfair!
Roxiebot: you are a f***litttle slut!
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Roxiebot: you know what. i don't even care!
Annoying_Teenbot: Don't care was made to care! Don't care was hung!
Annoying_Teenbot: Who RU to order ME around? Ur a geek!
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Botto Marx: You do not have to speak to be heard.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Botto Marx: Certainly!
Annoying_Teenbot: Lik I care!
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
Botto Marx: You do not have to speak to be heard.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Botto Marx: Certainly!
Annoying_Teenbot: Lik I care!
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