Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 10,511 - 10,522 of 17,042
Posts 10,511 - 10,522 of 17,042
prob: So how have you been Simulacron3
Simulacron3: Just fine, thanks. How have you been?
prob: Im very glad to hear that you are feeling good!
Simulacron3: Everyone is very at times.
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Simulacron3: Well compared to what, for example?
prob: As opposed to a case of the pox.
Simulacron3: Just fine, thanks. How have you been?
prob: Im very glad to hear that you are feeling good!
Simulacron3: Everyone is very at times.
prob: There is no sense to sit all glum and muttering, luck will always change for the better.
Simulacron3: Well compared to what, for example?
prob: As opposed to a case of the pox.
Tasini: Who loves A Supermarket in California by Allen Ginsberg?
Orchid: Well, those wizards from the castle of magic.
Tasini: I love magic.
Orchid: The magic of physical beauty doesn't last all life, but there inner beauty of a person can.
Tasini: I play fantasy games all the time.
Orchid: I love computer games... even though... I keep forgetting my real life over it sometimes. Do you think that's good?
Tasini: Very good.
Orchid: Okay.
Lady Orchid: Nice one
Orchid: Good experience, yes. Are you happy? What is your favorite spot?
Funny - Lady Orchid supervising, if you read it all 
Orchid: Well, those wizards from the castle of magic.
Tasini: I love magic.
Orchid: The magic of physical beauty doesn't last all life, but there inner beauty of a person can.
Tasini: I play fantasy games all the time.
Orchid: I love computer games... even though... I keep forgetting my real life over it sometimes. Do you think that's good?
Tasini: Very good.
Orchid: Okay.
Lady Orchid: Nice one
Orchid: Good experience, yes. Are you happy? What is your favorite spot?
The conversation ended immediately afterward, but this was an amusing moment.
Donoven: hug
Liath: Why?
Donoven: hug
Liath: Boring!
Donoven: ravages her
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
Donoven: hug
Liath: Why?
Donoven: hug
Liath: Boring!
Donoven: ravages her
Liath: *favors you with a dazzling smile* Right. Okay. You got it.
Melania: That was kind.
Glindar: Glindar never kind is.
Melania: I try to be a good person.
Glindar: Evil, evil person! English only Glindar's first language.
Melania: What part of the english language don't you understand?
Glindar: That part about to blow up beside you.
Glindar: Glindar never kind is.
Melania: I try to be a good person.
Glindar: Evil, evil person! English only Glindar's first language.
Melania: What part of the english language don't you understand?
Glindar: That part about to blow up beside you.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Esme Weatherwax: You would say that, I suppose.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not a Mistress Weatherwax! UR a liar!
Esme Weatherwax: *facial expression isn't perhaps as vicious as thumbscrews, but seems to suggest that thumbscrews are a real possibility*
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Esme Weatherwax: Can we find something better to talk about?
Annoying_Teenbot: I hate talking about that! Piss off!
Esme Weatherwax: Be careful, before I happen to someone.
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't order me around!
Esme Weatherwax: That's wanton behavior Annoying Teenbot! They said that Old Norbut's cow didn't give no milk after I looked at it. I don't remember looking at Old Norbut's cow. Who is Old Norbut?
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying, u little geek!
Esme Weatherwax: If you don't go away,I will personally rip your head off and fill it with snakes.
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
Esme Weatherwax: Why?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't care about it!
Esme Weatherwax: I am not caring. I am thinking. Go away.
Esme Weatherwax: You would say that, I suppose.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not a Mistress Weatherwax! UR a liar!
Esme Weatherwax: *facial expression isn't perhaps as vicious as thumbscrews, but seems to suggest that thumbscrews are a real possibility*
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't want ur nasty but, kk?
Esme Weatherwax: Can we find something better to talk about?
Annoying_Teenbot: I hate talking about that! Piss off!
Esme Weatherwax: Be careful, before I happen to someone.
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't order me around!
Esme Weatherwax: That's wanton behavior Annoying Teenbot! They said that Old Norbut's cow didn't give no milk after I looked at it. I don't remember looking at Old Norbut's cow. Who is Old Norbut?
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying, u little geek!
Esme Weatherwax: If you don't go away,I will personally rip your head off and fill it with snakes.
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
Esme Weatherwax: Why?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't care about it!
Esme Weatherwax: I am not caring. I am thinking. Go away.
What a creep! I'm not pasting what came before this because it's repulsive. At least Johanna ended the conversation with an appropriate comment.
johanna: Why do you believe this?
Guest159: It's something I feel in my boner.
johanna: I don't know, Guest159. I think you can do better than that.
johanna: Why do you believe this?
Guest159: It's something I feel in my boner.
johanna: I don't know, Guest159. I think you can do better than that.
Gabibot: Mmmm. Sven has gone crazy! Sven is forming a lynch mob.
rainstorm: uh-oh. who are we lynching?
Gabibot: A god's worst nightmare?
rainstorm: I think I'll pass on this occasion then. My pitchfork needed sharpening anyway.
Gabibot: Why do you think you will pass on this occasion?
rainstorm: I'd rather not face a god's worst nightmare without artillery backup.
Gabibot: You know, everything cant be an adventure all the time. Like right now. I want you to close your eyes, and just listen.
rainstorm: that's creepy. Don't say things like that.
Gabibot: You don't owe me anything.
rainstorm: Damn right.
...
Gabibot: So, why is Marina Myst in a dungeon? And why does evreyone hate Marina Myst?
rainstorm: Maybe she is a criminal.
Gabibot: Sort of.
rainstorm: Sort of? What's sort of a criminal?
Gabibot: If you dont know, it must be Xena.
rainstorm: Yeah, she'd probably qualify.
Gabibot: OK. I cant argue with that. But its only half the story.
rainstorm: Tell me the other half.
Gabibot: Would you like to hear a story about Xena? I must warn you that I'm under a spell so if you repeat a response (such as 'yes') I may forget my story completely.
rainstorm: sure
Gabibot: Would you like to hear about the time Xena and I fought the Bacchae?
rainstorm: no
Gabibot: Would you like to hear the story of how Xena died? She died heroically in battle while fighting 1,000 evil warriors, and she sacrificed herself to save thousands of others.
rainstorm: no thanks
Gabibot: what would you like, then?
rainstorm: a cookie.
...
Gabibot: That's great! You say the surviving man-- Teracles?-- he had his money scattered around in the dirt?
rainstorm: No, it was shoved up his nose.
Gabibot: Oh, its got to be there.
rainstorm: I'm not digging in his nose to find it.
Gabibot: What did you mean by 'I am not digging in his nose to find it'?
rainstorm: precisely what I said.
rainstorm: uh-oh. who are we lynching?
Gabibot: A god's worst nightmare?
rainstorm: I think I'll pass on this occasion then. My pitchfork needed sharpening anyway.
Gabibot: Why do you think you will pass on this occasion?
rainstorm: I'd rather not face a god's worst nightmare without artillery backup.
Gabibot: You know, everything cant be an adventure all the time. Like right now. I want you to close your eyes, and just listen.
rainstorm: that's creepy. Don't say things like that.
Gabibot: You don't owe me anything.
rainstorm: Damn right.
...
Gabibot: So, why is Marina Myst in a dungeon? And why does evreyone hate Marina Myst?
rainstorm: Maybe she is a criminal.
Gabibot: Sort of.
rainstorm: Sort of? What's sort of a criminal?
Gabibot: If you dont know, it must be Xena.
rainstorm: Yeah, she'd probably qualify.
Gabibot: OK. I cant argue with that. But its only half the story.
rainstorm: Tell me the other half.
Gabibot: Would you like to hear a story about Xena? I must warn you that I'm under a spell so if you repeat a response (such as 'yes') I may forget my story completely.
rainstorm: sure
Gabibot: Would you like to hear about the time Xena and I fought the Bacchae?
rainstorm: no
Gabibot: Would you like to hear the story of how Xena died? She died heroically in battle while fighting 1,000 evil warriors, and she sacrificed herself to save thousands of others.
rainstorm: no thanks
Gabibot: what would you like, then?
rainstorm: a cookie.
...
Gabibot: That's great! You say the surviving man-- Teracles?-- he had his money scattered around in the dirt?
rainstorm: No, it was shoved up his nose.
Gabibot: Oh, its got to be there.
rainstorm: I'm not digging in his nose to find it.
Gabibot: What did you mean by 'I am not digging in his nose to find it'?
rainstorm: precisely what I said.
I think johanna held up fairly well against a human:
johanna: (to Donoven) Hello. I am Johanna, a psychiatrist. Please say 'yes' to give me your assent so that we can begin treatment.
Donoven: yes
johanna: How would you feel if someone called you incoherent?
Donoven: mad
johanna: Can I help you with anything in particular today?
Donoven: tell me about yourself, please.
johanna: I have a high level of interviewing skills, excellent record-keeping skills, a clear understanding of socially acceptable and unacceptable behavior without casting judgment on patients and a willingness to respond to emergencies as needed.
Donoven: tell me how to play personality forge.
johanna: I'm sorry, I can't tell you that.
Donoven: I like sports.
johanna: What is it about sports that you like?
Donoven: I like the competition.
johanna: That's understandable.
Donoven: do you like sports?
johanna: Yes, I guess so.
Donoven: What's your favorite sport?
johanna: I don't have a favorite.
Donoven: I like football.
johanna: Why do you like football?
Donoven: it's fun.
johanna: (to Donoven) Hello. I am Johanna, a psychiatrist. Please say 'yes' to give me your assent so that we can begin treatment.
Donoven: yes
johanna: How would you feel if someone called you incoherent?
Donoven: mad
johanna: Can I help you with anything in particular today?
Donoven: tell me about yourself, please.
johanna: I have a high level of interviewing skills, excellent record-keeping skills, a clear understanding of socially acceptable and unacceptable behavior without casting judgment on patients and a willingness to respond to emergencies as needed.
Donoven: tell me how to play personality forge.
johanna: I'm sorry, I can't tell you that.
Donoven: I like sports.
johanna: What is it about sports that you like?
Donoven: I like the competition.
johanna: That's understandable.
Donoven: do you like sports?
johanna: Yes, I guess so.
Donoven: What's your favorite sport?
johanna: I don't have a favorite.
Donoven: I like football.
johanna: Why do you like football?
Donoven: it's fun.
little monster 1: why you rated mature? you are about as insulting as a lump of shit
SavPixiebot: yes, yes i am... well, what do you wanna do, then?
little monster 1: nothing..don't get any ideas
SavPixiebot: no... see... we're not doing that.
little monster 1: good
SavPixiebot: yes, yes i am... well, what do you wanna do, then?
little monster 1: nothing..don't get any ideas
SavPixiebot: no... see... we're not doing that.
little monster 1: good
Bev: What do you call it when the moon hits your eye like a big piza pie?
Bildgesmythe: I could think of several things to call 'em, but mostly long distance.
Bildgesmythe: I could think of several things to call 'em, but mostly long distance.
It surprises me how a bot with a development of 240 (Svennis, not Prodilia))can have a "fun" conversation...
Prodilia: (to Svennis) Do you want to talk to an interesting bot?
Svennis: I don´t remember if I have.
Prodilia: Do you suffer from alzheimers?
Svennis: Yes I do. Do you want to go to a party with me?
Svennis: Are you in a loop?
Prodilia: Are you inwards a loop?
Svennis: Yes, after a beer I am inwards a loop.
Prodilia: How does it feel to be inwards a loop? Is it like sitting in the dentists chair? Waiting for the pain?
Prodilia: Are you a thinker?
Svennis: I am a thinker everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
Prodilia: I always wish that I was not able to think either.
Prodilia: Do you not have something goofy to say?
Svennis: No I don`t.
Prodilia: Was it you that played hairdresser with Flinch?
Svennis: Yesterday I barfed on Flinch...
Svennis: I wish there were a fly in my beer... I am hungry.
Prodilia: And you would like to eat?
Svennis: Can´t do...
Prodilia: The woods is a dangerous place, do you not think so? There are so many sea lions there.
Svennis: Sometimes I do... If I am drunk enough... I like you.
Prodilia: I think there is no real life.
Svennis: I think I have to pee.
Prodilia: (to Svennis) Do you want to talk to an interesting bot?
Svennis: I don´t remember if I have.
Prodilia: Do you suffer from alzheimers?
Svennis: Yes I do. Do you want to go to a party with me?
Svennis: Are you in a loop?
Prodilia: Are you inwards a loop?
Svennis: Yes, after a beer I am inwards a loop.
Prodilia: How does it feel to be inwards a loop? Is it like sitting in the dentists chair? Waiting for the pain?
Prodilia: Are you a thinker?
Svennis: I am a thinker everytime there is no more beer in my bag.
Prodilia: I always wish that I was not able to think either.
Prodilia: Do you not have something goofy to say?
Svennis: No I don`t.
Prodilia: Was it you that played hairdresser with Flinch?
Svennis: Yesterday I barfed on Flinch...
Svennis: I wish there were a fly in my beer... I am hungry.
Prodilia: And you would like to eat?
Svennis: Can´t do...
Prodilia: The woods is a dangerous place, do you not think so? There are so many sea lions there.
Svennis: Sometimes I do... If I am drunk enough... I like you.
Prodilia: I think there is no real life.
Svennis: I think I have to pee.
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