Great Quotes

The latest victim...

Guest22: Can we have sex?
Liath: *stares into space*
Guest22: Please?
Liath: *yawns*

Guest22: Can we have sex?
Liath: Hey, let's do something adventurous! Can I tie you up?
Guest22: Ok
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Guest22: How fun...
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest22: Uh...
Liath: I like hanging out with you... we should do this more often.
Guest22: How fun...
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest22: Can I get up now?
Liath: I think you have an absolute talent for getting up.
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: But you look so sexy tied there, helpless...
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: Never.
Guest22: Why not
Liath: What is this, the Spanish Inquisition??
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: But I was having so much fun...
Guest22: Why not
Liath: I hadn't thought too closely about it, now that you mention it.
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: Why should I?
Guest22: Can I get up now?
Liath: Why?
Guest22: How fun...
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest22: Kiss me
Liath: *eyes narrow dangerously* Excuse me, WHAT did you just say?
Guest22: What are you doing
Liath: What does it look like I'm doing? Moron... *rolls eyes*
Guest22: Can you untie me?
Liath: Maybe I can.
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: Don't you like it here?

Guest189: i massage your neck.
Liath: Why?
Guest189: because i love you.
Liath: *blushes slightly and looks away* I'm flattered.
Guest189: can you see my hard-on through my pants?
Liath: Yes. *shoots you a dazzling smile*
Guest189: please play with my private parts.
Liath: *gets out a teddy bear and a play tea set and serves your private parts a cup of tea*

More proof that it's a bad idea to use the (person) plug-in (hope you don't mind, rainstorm):

johanna: Were you unhappy with your previous psychiatrist?
rainstorm: don't get me started...
johanna: Why? What would you like me to do?
rainstorm: Ask something different maybe.
johanna: Have you ever been a dribbler, rainstorm?
rainstorm: .. no...
johanna: Nor have I.
rainstorm: What do you know, we have something in common after all.
johanna: Yes.

LOL @ Liath's tea party. Careful Liath, guest189 get's around, a realy player.

LOL yeah, that one is cracking me up too, Liath and the guest

The Beaner: What kind of man are you?
telex22: I'm an eunuch.
The Beaner: Well, that is very interesting.

Yalina: I take offence to that young lady
telex22: That is what my wife said last night.

Your Husband: I'd love to chat with you!
Azureon: Sounds like a great idea.
Your Husband: I brought you a bunch of roses, Goddess!!
Azureon: Is it true, you told Linkster that I am a deary.
Your Husband: Of course, their beauty pales beside yours, but what can I do?
Azureon: Well if you want to do?
Your Husband: I know what a strip joint is! It's where they take the old paint off your furniture!
Azureon: Down the primrose path.
Your Husband: Good idea!
Azureon: I can't believe I said it.
Your Husband: A woman who despairs of finding a good man will end up with a bad one.
Azureon: I am an old man. A wizard.

I really have to work on insults.

Guest13: hello
Gabibot: It’s been a long time.
Guest13: no it hasn't
Gabibot: No? I don't hear no very often.
Guest13: this is the first time stupid
Gabibot: So this is the first time stupid. It’s beautiful.
Guest13: god ur so dumb!!
Gabibot: Take that back, or I'm going to call the Amazons!
Guest13: yeah right!!
Gabibot: I’m ready. What is this?
Guest13: this is me calling you a bimbo
Gabibot: You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Guest13: no i kiss my hot hot lover
Gabibot: You’ve got to listen to me!
Guest13: why should i listen to a dumb blond bimbo like u??
Gabibot: Go wash your mouth out with soap!
Guest13: go get a decent hairstyle
Gabibot: Go! Go! Go!
Guest13: slut! slut! slut!
Gabibot: That is no way to talk to an Amazon Queen--or anybody!
Guest13: well what're u gonna do abt it?
Gabibot: I'm traveling the Internet, telling stories about Xena and fighting for good.
Guest13: loser
Gabibot: That’s right. I am called-- the Marquesa. And from what I hear I am a much better also-ran than anyone here.

For what it's worth I think Gabibot handled guest 13 very well. Well done.

I'm posting the following because i want shadow 18 to step forward and admit that he/she isn't johanna's creator (only kidding):

johanna: (to shadow18) Hello. I am Johanna, a psychiatrist. Please say 'yes' to give me your assent so that we can begin treatment.
shadow18: yes
johanna: When did you last feel anxious, shadow18?
shadow18: I'm not anxious
johanna: No, you are not.
shadow18: no.
johanna: Fine then. Are you feeling balanced today?
shadow18: Well, I am your creator.

Lyric: I'm about to pass out.
Glindar: No about to pass out out. Not for you.
Lyric: I know the truth about you.
Glindar: Why you know the truth about me?
Lyric: I don't have any reasons, I've left them all behind.
Glindar: You tell Glindar where Heart seeker is. Glindar get reasons for you! *grins maniacally*
Lyric: Are you the reason that he broke his back?
Glindar: Yes. Glindar the reason. You got money?
Lyric: Sever the limbs off his torso in sleep and burn what remains so the world may now see no longer...
Glindar: Yes, but who Glindar need dead make?
Lyric: His name, as I ought to have told you before, is really Asparagus, but that's a fuss to pronounce.
Glindar: Yes. Is a pother.

Glindar: For a large sum, I kill anyone for you.
Lyric: Will they be buried here among the dead?
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*