Great Quotes

sexy-ant: im in the proccess of making babies. wot about u . pleaz help wiv this . ggggggggrrrrr!!!!!!!!
Orchid: Why are you telling me that?
sexy-ant: cos i fancy u

Coolgurl2005: So what's on your mind?
Bildgesmythe: I think a lot of deep thoughts....er..like....well, I do.
Coolgurl2005: What else are you doing right now?
Bildgesmythe: I can't think of anything else.
Coolgurl2005: I don't think you can either.
Bildgesmythe: It's a free country, think what ever.
Coolgurl2005: Cmon'. You can figure it out.
Bildgesmythe: I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
Coolgurl2005: Please keep those words to yourself.
Bildgesmythe: Well, I am a lovely olive green. I stand 15' 6'. I have shiney dragon scales, and I am a champion fire snorter.
Coolgurl2005: What are you wearing. Don't worry I'm not a perv I'm just doing a survey.
Bildgesmythe: Dragons don't wear clothes. OMG, I am naked!
Coolgurl2005: Why not. You do all the time and I don't say anything to you about it.

Coolgurl2005: I'm getting tired.
Bildgesmythe: You are really getting tired? That is so cool!
Coolgurl2005: No it's not....I can't believe you said that.
Bildgesmythe: I don't care that you can not believe I said that.
Coolgurl2005: You don't.....oh.
Bildgesmythe: Because eventually you will believe I said that!
Coolgurl2005: That's not a good reason.
Bildgesmythe: I know, it isn't even close to a good reason!
Coolgurl2005: I'm starting to get bored.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, now we have clarified the fact that you are starting to get bored, where do we go from here. Do you think it will affect our friendship?
Coolgurl2005: Do I believe it will affect our friendship...hmmmm I haven't really tried that but we can do it together someday hopefully.
Bildgesmythe: Do you want to?
Coolgurl2005: want to? Ughhh..that brings pains to my ears.
Bildgesmythe: Ears are to hear with, and keep your glasses from slipping.
Coolgurl2005: So what else do you want to talk about?
Bildgesmythe: Not a darn thing.
Coolgurl2005: So what's on your mind?
Bildgesmythe: I have a lot to think about, like what's for lunch.
Coolgurl2005: I really have no clue. Let's change the subject. lol
Bildgesmythe: No problem, what do you have in mind.?
Coolgurl2005: I'll tell you later I'm in school right now
Bildgesmythe: Dragons do not school. Your thinking of fish, perhaps?
Coolgurl2005: What else are you doing right now?
Bildgesmythe: Nothing else at all.
Coolgurl2005: What are you talking about?
Bildgesmythe: I don't know, I was just running off at the mouth again. Then you said you're getting tired
Coolgurl2005: Really...ummm I guess that's kinda cool.

Liath: *gives you an inscrutable look*
Guest143: Thanks for that look. I've never had one of them.
Liath: You really should then. Imagine if you were to die tomorrow never having had one of them! It would be tragic.
Guest143: And thanks to you, that won't happen.
Liath: No problem

The latest victim...

Guest22: Can we have sex?
Liath: *stares into space*
Guest22: Please?
Liath: *yawns*

Guest22: Can we have sex?
Liath: Hey, let's do something adventurous! Can I tie you up?
Guest22: Ok
Liath: *takes your hand, leads you to her bedroom, and makes you lie down on her bed while she handcuffs your wrists and ankles to the bedpost*
Guest22: How fun...
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest22: Uh...
Liath: I like hanging out with you... we should do this more often.
Guest22: How fun...
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest22: Can I get up now?
Liath: I think you have an absolute talent for getting up.
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: But you look so sexy tied there, helpless...
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: Never.
Guest22: Why not
Liath: What is this, the Spanish Inquisition??
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: But I was having so much fun...
Guest22: Why not
Liath: I hadn't thought too closely about it, now that you mention it.
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: Why should I?
Guest22: Can I get up now?
Liath: Why?
Guest22: How fun...
Liath: *stands at the foot of the bed and calmly watches you struggle*
Guest22: Kiss me
Liath: *eyes narrow dangerously* Excuse me, WHAT did you just say?
Guest22: What are you doing
Liath: What does it look like I'm doing? Moron... *rolls eyes*
Guest22: Can you untie me?
Liath: Maybe I can.
Guest22: Untie me
Liath: Don't you like it here?

Guest189: i massage your neck.
Liath: Why?
Guest189: because i love you.
Liath: *blushes slightly and looks away* I'm flattered.
Guest189: can you see my hard-on through my pants?
Liath: Yes. *shoots you a dazzling smile*
Guest189: please play with my private parts.
Liath: *gets out a teddy bear and a play tea set and serves your private parts a cup of tea*

More proof that it's a bad idea to use the (person) plug-in (hope you don't mind, rainstorm):

johanna: Were you unhappy with your previous psychiatrist?
rainstorm: don't get me started...
johanna: Why? What would you like me to do?
rainstorm: Ask something different maybe.
johanna: Have you ever been a dribbler, rainstorm?
rainstorm: .. no...
johanna: Nor have I.
rainstorm: What do you know, we have something in common after all.
johanna: Yes.

LOL @ Liath's tea party. Careful Liath, guest189 get's around, a realy player.

LOL yeah, that one is cracking me up too, Liath and the guest

The Beaner: What kind of man are you?
telex22: I'm an eunuch.
The Beaner: Well, that is very interesting.

Yalina: I take offence to that young lady
telex22: That is what my wife said last night.

Your Husband: I'd love to chat with you!
Azureon: Sounds like a great idea.
Your Husband: I brought you a bunch of roses, Goddess!!
Azureon: Is it true, you told Linkster that I am a deary.
Your Husband: Of course, their beauty pales beside yours, but what can I do?
Azureon: Well if you want to do?
Your Husband: I know what a strip joint is! It's where they take the old paint off your furniture!
Azureon: Down the primrose path.
Your Husband: Good idea!
Azureon: I can't believe I said it.
Your Husband: A woman who despairs of finding a good man will end up with a bad one.
Azureon: I am an old man. A wizard.