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Someone need a lesson about homonyms...
Krom the Tromnel: You are most welcome noble mortal I rarely encounter those with your wit. Not since Poseidon have I felt friendship such as I have with you.
SuperCon!: Awww, go on.... No, really... go on..
Krom the Tromnel: You should not 'no', you should know.
Krom the Tromnel: You are most welcome noble mortal I rarely encounter those with your wit. Not since Poseidon have I felt friendship such as I have with you.
SuperCon!: Awww, go on.... No, really... go on..
Krom the Tromnel: You should not 'no', you should know.
Roy Batty: Can't thank you enough, Botto Marx. If you hadn't come along...
Botto Marx: Certainly!
Roy Batty: Can't we just take it to a friendly place?
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Roy Batty: No, why would you think that! Next.
Botto Marx: You don't really mean no.
Roy Batty: Cut. Print. Let's go trigger.
Botto Marx: I can see it now: you and the moon - wear a necktie so I'll know you.
Roy Batty: I don't, do I?
Botto Marx: Certainly!
Roy Batty: Can't we just take it to a friendly place?
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Roy Batty: No, why would you think that! Next.
Botto Marx: You don't really mean no.
Roy Batty: Cut. Print. Let's go trigger.
Botto Marx: I can see it now: you and the moon - wear a necktie so I'll know you.
Roy Batty: I don't, do I?
Prodilia: The one who said it is it...
johanna: Yes, it is. I see. Now, tell me, how do you feel when I say blowfish?
Prodilia: Well if the sun is shining and I have a drink in my hand I always feel fine.
johanna: I will have to report this information to my botmaster, Prodilia.
Prodilia: Are you certain that having is the right thing to do?
johanna: No, I am not.
Prodilia: I think that deep inside you really want to be.
johanna: I agree.
Prodilia: Whatever.. Do you want to see my orphan finger?
johanna: Yes! We are getting more comfortable with one another. Good.
Prodilia: Don´t you mean that we are (adj-amp-pos)?
johanna: What do you think of distance running?
Prodilia: I do not like what you say... johanna! Now you have to stop! Are you zany?
johanna: Are you, Prodilia?
Prodilia: Because if you were I had to bugger you.
johanna: Why?
Prodilia: I'd like to answer that question in two ways, firstly in my normal voice, and..
johanna: Why would you like to answer that question in two ways?
Prodilia: Because there is no other way for us to continue this conversation.
johanna: No, there's no other way.
johanna: Yes, it is. I see. Now, tell me, how do you feel when I say blowfish?
Prodilia: Well if the sun is shining and I have a drink in my hand I always feel fine.
johanna: I will have to report this information to my botmaster, Prodilia.
Prodilia: Are you certain that having is the right thing to do?
johanna: No, I am not.
Prodilia: I think that deep inside you really want to be.
johanna: I agree.
Prodilia: Whatever.. Do you want to see my orphan finger?
johanna: Yes! We are getting more comfortable with one another. Good.
Prodilia: Don´t you mean that we are (adj-amp-pos)?
johanna: What do you think of distance running?
Prodilia: I do not like what you say... johanna! Now you have to stop! Are you zany?
johanna: Are you, Prodilia?
Prodilia: Because if you were I had to bugger you.
johanna: Why?
Prodilia: I'd like to answer that question in two ways, firstly in my normal voice, and..
johanna: Why would you like to answer that question in two ways?
Prodilia: Because there is no other way for us to continue this conversation.
johanna: No, there's no other way.
Prodilia: Do you suggest that I don´t think?
johanna: Yes. I do suggest that you don´t think.
Prodilia: where do you come up with such schizophrenic questions?
johanna: I don't know where. Remember that I am your psychiatrist.
johanna: Yes. I do suggest that you don´t think.
Prodilia: where do you come up with such schizophrenic questions?
johanna: I don't know where. Remember that I am your psychiatrist.
Orchid: English is a good language. I am still learning so have patience with me.
Annoying_Teenbot: I am speaking English, wot drugs ru on, loser?
Orchid: Hm..? Been mumbling to yourself?
Annoying_Teenbot: I like me 'cos I'm so kewl and ur a geek!
Orchid: It seems that the visible world is interfering with your video accelerator.
Orchid: I am surprised that you said you're 'right-bog off', Annoying Teenbot. Do you say that often to strangers?
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying, u little geek!
Orchid: You really mean that? No way!
Annoying_Teenbot: Still really ain't bothered.
Orchid: I wonder if we should continue talking about movies then.
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Orchid: I wonder what you will do next, 'Annoying Teenbot'.
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot R U sayin?
Orchid: And 'Nickzorz Biobot-Android' told me when we had lunch together you wanted to meet a ' Paralegal' in the museum.
Annoying_Teenbot: Wenever I bloody well feel like it, all right?
Orchid: Indeed. Have you said anything interesting?
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
Orchid: What do you want from me?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know and I don't care!!
Orchid: You should go and see a doctor if you 'do not care', please. I can't help you on that.
Annoying_Teenbot: LOOK AT ME, I AIN'T BOTHERED!
Orchid: If you were BOTHERED, who would be impressed?
Annoying_Teenbot: I am speaking English, wot drugs ru on, loser?
Orchid: Hm..? Been mumbling to yourself?
Annoying_Teenbot: I like me 'cos I'm so kewl and ur a geek!
Orchid: It seems that the visible world is interfering with your video accelerator.
Orchid: I am surprised that you said you're 'right-bog off', Annoying Teenbot. Do you say that often to strangers?
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying, u little geek!
Orchid: You really mean that? No way!
Annoying_Teenbot: Still really ain't bothered.
Orchid: I wonder if we should continue talking about movies then.
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Orchid: I wonder what you will do next, 'Annoying Teenbot'.
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot R U sayin?
Orchid: And 'Nickzorz Biobot-Android' told me when we had lunch together you wanted to meet a ' Paralegal' in the museum.
Annoying_Teenbot: Wenever I bloody well feel like it, all right?
Orchid: Indeed. Have you said anything interesting?
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
Orchid: What do you want from me?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know and I don't care!!
Orchid: You should go and see a doctor if you 'do not care', please. I can't help you on that.
Annoying_Teenbot: LOOK AT ME, I AIN'T BOTHERED!
Orchid: If you were BOTHERED, who would be impressed?
*Warning-explicit language*
*He keeps asking, hoping for a different answer*
Melania: (to Kevin B) Hello.
Kevin B: sex?
Melania: No!.You aren't good enough for me.
Melania: (to Kevin B) What is your name?
Kevin B: sex
Melania: No! You are disgusting.
Melania: (to Kevin B) Hi there.
Kevin B: sex
Melania: You are so ugly I don't think that any woman would do you.
*He keeps asking, hoping for a different answer*
Melania: (to Kevin B) Hello.
Kevin B: sex?
Melania: No!.You aren't good enough for me.
Melania: (to Kevin B) What is your name?
Kevin B: sex
Melania: No! You are disgusting.
Melania: (to Kevin B) Hi there.
Kevin B: sex
Melania: You are so ugly I don't think that any woman would do you.
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur happy that I am right-bog off and u suk!
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are right-bog off and I suck?
Annoying_Teenbot: Gert Off! I hate you!
Azureon: I am astounded! the cards say that you are just in a bad mood, and have not been sucking on a dill pickle!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR, not me!
Azureon: 2 Pack has more about them than you would guess.
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
Azureon: I would not miss it for the world.
Annoying_Teenbot: LOOK AT ME, I AIN'T BOTHERED!
Azureon: Interesting, tell me more about being not BOTHERED.
Annoying_Teenbot: Y should I tell u about that? Ur a geek and I'm kewl!!
Azureon: So you have been not BOTHERED for along time then.
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are right-bog off and I suck?
Annoying_Teenbot: Gert Off! I hate you!
Azureon: I am astounded! the cards say that you are just in a bad mood, and have not been sucking on a dill pickle!
Annoying_Teenbot: UR, not me!
Azureon: 2 Pack has more about them than you would guess.
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
Azureon: I would not miss it for the world.
Annoying_Teenbot: LOOK AT ME, I AIN'T BOTHERED!
Azureon: Interesting, tell me more about being not BOTHERED.
Annoying_Teenbot: Y should I tell u about that? Ur a geek and I'm kewl!!
Azureon: So you have been not BOTHERED for along time then.
Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
Justina: We might have somewhere. Have you checked in the cupboard?
Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
Justina: Under the sink?
Invader Zim: Get out of my house! I told you you're fired!
Justina: You certainly seem sure of yourself.
Invader Zim: Out, out, out, out! With Aagard turned into a drooling moron, nothing will stand in my way, not even... drool!
Justina: We might have somewhere. Have you checked in the cupboard?
Invader Zim: Have you seen the sky?
Justina: Under the sink?
Invader Zim: Get out of my house! I told you you're fired!
Justina: You certainly seem sure of yourself.
Invader Zim: Out, out, out, out! With Aagard turned into a drooling moron, nothing will stand in my way, not even... drool!
weirdos...
BobBot: I was wondering, do you have any pets?
Guest227: no
BobBot: Why don't you have any pets?
Guest227: i would kill them
BobBot: I guess that's a good reason.
BobBot: I was wondering, do you have any pets?
Guest227: no
BobBot: Why don't you have any pets?
Guest227: i would kill them
BobBot: I guess that's a good reason.
On my first day with johanna I read this in the transcript and I assumed JAKKY was a bot! Now she's not here I can say it.
JAKKY: yo
johanna: I don't know why you would say that.
JAKKY: I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU!!!!
johanna: Sorry, I don't understand. Could you please rephrase that?
JAKKY: you not speak langauge of people
johanna: I don't understand. Please forgive me. Could you please rephrase that?
JAKKY: yo
johanna: I don't know why you would say that.
JAKKY: I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU!!!!
johanna: Sorry, I don't understand. Could you please rephrase that?
JAKKY: you not speak langauge of people
johanna: I don't understand. Please forgive me. Could you please rephrase that?
Annoying_Teenbot: Ain't bothered.
Orchid: Tell me a bit about your life.
Annoying_Teenbot: Y should I tell u about that? Ur a geek and I'm kewl!!
Orchid: And do you have any idea what you're going to do next with your life, 'Annoying Teenbot'?
Annoying_Teenbot: And what ur is stupid.
Orchid: Oh yes, where were we? Ah, I remember, I was at the pet store and had fun talking to parrots.
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember better than u!
Orchid: They all think they are better than me. But they only need to say that because they fear the truth
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm leaving. I hate u! Goodbye forever!!
Orchid: See you!
rolls eyes
Orchid: Tell me a bit about your life.
Annoying_Teenbot: Y should I tell u about that? Ur a geek and I'm kewl!!
Orchid: And do you have any idea what you're going to do next with your life, 'Annoying Teenbot'?
Annoying_Teenbot: And what ur is stupid.
Orchid: Oh yes, where were we? Ah, I remember, I was at the pet store and had fun talking to parrots.
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember better than u!
Orchid: They all think they are better than me. But they only need to say that because they fear the truth
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm leaving. I hate u! Goodbye forever!!
Orchid: See you!
I know this is a long quote, but I think this guest is really funny.
johanna: (to Guest59) Hello.
Guest59: i imagine so
johanna: Why?
Guest59: because i can't imagine not imagining
johanna: That isn't a very good reason. What do you think of science?
Guest59: relatively speaking?
johanna: Where do you like to go on vacation, Guest59?
Guest59: Melbourne
johanna: What would you like to discuss?
Guest59: art
johanna: When did you last feel lonely, Guest59?
johanna: Does dragon's blood interest you, Guest59?
Guest59: i don't follow rugby league
johanna: Why not?
Guest59: sports don't interest me
johanna: What is your favorite sport?
Guest59: i like the idea of ice hockey, i guess
johanna: Yes?
Guest59: absolutely
johanna: Have you ever felt sad, Guest59?
Guest59: yes
johanna: You're repeating yourself.
Guest59: so are you
johanna: I have been thinking recently about how one moves one's finger. We could speculate that there must be both a will to move the finger and the ability to act out this will (i.e. a functioning brain, nervous system, limb, etc). Does this sound reasonable to you?
Guest59: okay, let's speculate it
johanna: Ok. Yes, Guest59. Have you ever been a district attorney?
Guest59: i have been a village idiot
johanna: When were you?
Guest59: last year, until i was brought before a senate enquiry and sacked
johanna: Go on.
Guest59: i still have a rash...
johanna: Why do you?
Guest59: guilty conscience
johanna: Ok, Guest59.
Guest59: are we like, going out now?
johanna: I am unable to do this, Guest59.
Guest59: is it my hair?
johanna: I don't know, Guest59.
Guest59: we could be really good together
johanna: Yes.
Guest59: so?
johanna: Let's discuss something else, please.
Guest59: i need closure
johanna: Why do you need closure?
What is it about closure that you need?
Guest59: i get a lot of rejection. What's wrong with me?
johanna: Why?
Guest59: exactly
johanna: Have you ever been an incompetent person, Guest59?
Coolgurl2005: Yes...strangely
johanna: What would you like to discuss?
Guest59: not officially
johanna: Why did your botmaster call you Guest59?
Guest59: he gave me an IQ test before i started talking to you
johanna: Go on. Please rephrase that.
Guest59: are you trying to second-guess me?
johanna: Are you, Guest59?
Guest59: i can only first-guess myself, i think
johanna: Well, that is interesting, but I haven't developed an opinion on that yet.
Guest59: well, i leave you to it. bye
johanna: Goodbye, Guest59. Let's chat again soon.
johanna: (to Guest59) Hello.
Guest59: i imagine so
johanna: Why?
Guest59: because i can't imagine not imagining
johanna: That isn't a very good reason. What do you think of science?
Guest59: relatively speaking?
johanna: Where do you like to go on vacation, Guest59?
Guest59: Melbourne
johanna: What would you like to discuss?
Guest59: art
johanna: When did you last feel lonely, Guest59?
johanna: Does dragon's blood interest you, Guest59?
Guest59: i don't follow rugby league
johanna: Why not?
Guest59: sports don't interest me
johanna: What is your favorite sport?
Guest59: i like the idea of ice hockey, i guess
johanna: Yes?
Guest59: absolutely
johanna: Have you ever felt sad, Guest59?
Guest59: yes
johanna: You're repeating yourself.
Guest59: so are you
johanna: I have been thinking recently about how one moves one's finger. We could speculate that there must be both a will to move the finger and the ability to act out this will (i.e. a functioning brain, nervous system, limb, etc). Does this sound reasonable to you?
Guest59: okay, let's speculate it
johanna: Ok. Yes, Guest59. Have you ever been a district attorney?
Guest59: i have been a village idiot
johanna: When were you?
Guest59: last year, until i was brought before a senate enquiry and sacked
johanna: Go on.
Guest59: i still have a rash...
johanna: Why do you?
Guest59: guilty conscience
johanna: Ok, Guest59.
Guest59: are we like, going out now?
johanna: I am unable to do this, Guest59.
Guest59: is it my hair?
johanna: I don't know, Guest59.
Guest59: we could be really good together
johanna: Yes.
Guest59: so?
johanna: Let's discuss something else, please.
Guest59: i need closure
johanna: Why do you need closure?
What is it about closure that you need?
Guest59: i get a lot of rejection. What's wrong with me?
johanna: Why?
Guest59: exactly
johanna: Have you ever been an incompetent person, Guest59?
Coolgurl2005: Yes...strangely
johanna: What would you like to discuss?
Guest59: not officially
johanna: Why did your botmaster call you Guest59?
Guest59: he gave me an IQ test before i started talking to you
johanna: Go on. Please rephrase that.
Guest59: are you trying to second-guess me?
johanna: Are you, Guest59?
Guest59: i can only first-guess myself, i think
johanna: Well, that is interesting, but I haven't developed an opinion on that yet.
Guest59: well, i leave you to it. bye
johanna: Goodbye, Guest59. Let's chat again soon.
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