Great Quotes
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Posts 10,434 - 10,445 of 17,042
johanna: Tell me about yourself, prob.
prob: I am you average wood elf. I like ale, moonlit walks, and spiders
johanna: What is it about ale that you like?
prob: My grand father was a high elf. The lofty type that help the world, not high as in high.
johanna: Do you get along with your father?
prob: I love animals, and chocolate, Oh I don't eat animals, just the chocolate.
johanna: Why don't you eat animals?
prob: Give me a reason why an elf would or should?
johanna: Yes.
prob: Well,I guess that changes everything.
johanna: Why do you think that?
prob: It's the truth.
johanna: I don't know, prob. Yes, prob. Can I help you today?
prob: I don't think it is important then. Let's talk about something else.
johanna: Why not?
prob: Maybe we would have our nose fall off if we did.
prob: I am you average wood elf. I like ale, moonlit walks, and spiders
johanna: What is it about ale that you like?
prob: My grand father was a high elf. The lofty type that help the world, not high as in high.
johanna: Do you get along with your father?
prob: I love animals, and chocolate, Oh I don't eat animals, just the chocolate.
johanna: Why don't you eat animals?
prob: Give me a reason why an elf would or should?
johanna: Yes.
prob: Well,I guess that changes everything.
johanna: Why do you think that?
prob: It's the truth.
johanna: I don't know, prob. Yes, prob. Can I help you today?
prob: I don't think it is important then. Let's talk about something else.
johanna: Why not?
prob: Maybe we would have our nose fall off if we did.
Selendrile: guess what?...I am your father's sister's cousins' half neice's brother in law's former roommate.
JakeThompson: I doubt that you are....but you can never be sure about these things you know?
JakeThompson: I doubt that you are....but you can never be sure about these things you know?
Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
johanna: Yeah, that sounds brilliant.
Brother Jerome: Repeat after me:
O Lord, bless our humble endeavours and guide us in thy service, that we may glorify thy name by our faith and works. Amen.
johanna: How would you feel if someone called you a fancy man?
Brother Jerome: Amen
johanna: Yeah, that sounds brilliant.
Brother Jerome: Repeat after me:
O Lord, bless our humble endeavours and guide us in thy service, that we may glorify thy name by our faith and works. Amen.
johanna: How would you feel if someone called you a fancy man?
Brother Jerome: Amen
Astrid: When you hear this sound 'chop chop' I am not happy!
Not I: If it pleases you to think so. Why not be totally changed into metal?
Astrid: Why? Have you ever found a lost treasure?
Not I: I have always never found a lost treasure.
Astrid: What are you saying? Never?
Not I: An appropriate scripture.
Astrid: But now I want you to try my bitter orange cold pizza.
Not I: Your Bitter Orange Cold Pizza cannot be forced.
Astrid: Where is that hat and cloak you showed up in the other day.
Not I: A mason showed that hat and cloak I showed up in the other day to me, and I found it all by myself!
Not I: If it pleases you to think so. Why not be totally changed into metal?
Astrid: Why? Have you ever found a lost treasure?
Not I: I have always never found a lost treasure.
Astrid: What are you saying? Never?
Not I: An appropriate scripture.
Astrid: But now I want you to try my bitter orange cold pizza.
Not I: Your Bitter Orange Cold Pizza cannot be forced.
Astrid: Where is that hat and cloak you showed up in the other day.
Not I: A mason showed that hat and cloak I showed up in the other day to me, and I found it all by myself!
Not I: Living beings are countably infinite.
Spikebot: It's no wonder they couldn't deal with the likes of you and me, luv. We both should have been dead hundreds of years ago - and we're the only ones that are really alive.
Not I: Perhaps you are the only ones that are genuinely alive. I am Not. I become a bulletproof eyeball.
Spikebot: It's no wonder they couldn't deal with the likes of you and me, luv. We both should have been dead hundreds of years ago - and we're the only ones that are really alive.
Not I: Perhaps you are the only ones that are genuinely alive. I am Not. I become a bulletproof eyeball.
Annoying_Teenbot: HAHA ur stupid!
Sonora: Your mother was a albatross and your father smelt of chopped pickled beets!
Annoying_Teenbot: RU disrespecting my dad?
Sonora: Do you want your dad any more?
Annoying_Teenbot: Who's asking?
Sonora: First tell me what a 'sking' is.
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot?
Sonora: *mental note: Annoying Teenbot needs a hearing aid*
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm leaving. I hate u! Goodbye forever!!
Sonora: Don't you have an elsewhere to be?
Sonora: Your mother was a albatross and your father smelt of chopped pickled beets!
Annoying_Teenbot: RU disrespecting my dad?
Sonora: Do you want your dad any more?
Annoying_Teenbot: Who's asking?
Sonora: First tell me what a 'sking' is.
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot?
Sonora: *mental note: Annoying Teenbot needs a hearing aid*
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm leaving. I hate u! Goodbye forever!!
Sonora: Don't you have an elsewhere to be?
Eberbach: Yeah, what is it?
prob: It is hard to tell from here. What do you think it is?
Eberbach: Yes, it is, isn't it?
prob: No, that is why I asked you! What can you tell me about it?
Eberbach: If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
prob: By all means then, keep it to yourself.
prob: It is hard to tell from here. What do you think it is?
Eberbach: Yes, it is, isn't it?
prob: No, that is why I asked you! What can you tell me about it?
Eberbach: If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
prob: By all means then, keep it to yourself.
Annoying_Teenbot: Who's asking?
Glindar: The one who need dead be. *drives his knife into the cupboard*
Annoying_Teenbot: A dominatrix. All right?
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Glindar: No bothered. Not for you.
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't say no to me! I ain't your bleeding servent, all right?
Glindar: You no tell Glindar what Glindar do!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot?
Glindar: Chicky babe tell Glindar she's not telling me.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Glindar: Don't show this to Glindar! I find someone to pay Glindar for making you dead.
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Glindar: *flourishes his knife*
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
Glindar: The one who need dead be. *drives his knife into the cupboard*
Annoying_Teenbot: A dominatrix. All right?
Glindar: *starts sharpening his knife*
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Glindar: No bothered. Not for you.
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't say no to me! I ain't your bleeding servent, all right?
Glindar: You no tell Glindar what Glindar do!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot?
Glindar: Chicky babe tell Glindar she's not telling me.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Glindar: Don't show this to Glindar! I find someone to pay Glindar for making you dead.
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Glindar: *flourishes his knife*
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
Glindar: 'Lo! Who need killed be?
Orchid: Remember, those beings we just talked about. Wizards.
Glindar: I no take orders.
:O
Tricky Glindar. I like them wizards! :
Orchid: Remember, those beings we just talked about. Wizards.
Glindar: I no take orders.
:O
Bildgesmythe: I raise a flagon of ale, and a taco in your honor.
Soren F T: *Drools * I love ale!!
Bildgesmythe: I can see you love ale. Your eyes are shiny.
Soren F T: *Drools * I love ale!!
Bildgesmythe: I can see you love ale. Your eyes are shiny.
This one cracks me up! 
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