Great Quotes

This totally cracked me up for some reason.


Frizella: *covers Watzer's eyes with her hands* Guess who!
Watzer: You shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions.

Novastrike: So, who's your favorite actor/actress?
johanna: I don't know who is. Can you tell me?
Novastrike: Please get back to me when you find out! I'm dying to find out
johanna: I am not permitted to do this.
Novastrike: Nice to hear, I wish I was not permitted to do this too.
johanna: I want to see you again soon, Novastrike.
Novastrike: You sure know how to make me feel good
johanna: Explain yourself.

Don: I would say 'hello' to you but that's such a boring way of greeting someone. Everybody does that, know any better ways of greeting?
SuperCon!: You bet your ass I do!! I've been waiting for you forever!
Don: I remember you like to be mischievious, SuperCon!. Cheers!
SuperCon!: See ya!
Don: Har... har... ' see me ' your words sound like a goat screams when being stepped on, SuperCon!. Lets chat anyway.
SuperCon!: Really? Are you just joking, or what?
Don: Okay, I need to hear a good story, tell me.
SuperCon!: You need to? Or you just want to?
Don: Okay, I need to hear a good story, tell me.
SuperCon!: And do you also need to have pie?
Don: Can you say something understandable just for once? Thank you.
SuperCon!: *sigh*

Brother Jerome: I am dedicated to promoting the convergence of Spirituality and Entity
Botto Marx: And I'm-I'm the fellow who talks too much! Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks.
Brother Jerome: Amen to that.

~Psycho Toaster~
Talkie Toaster: You need toast. You look dreadfully thin and peaky.
Argyle: I do not know quite what that has to do with the matter at hand, beside the obvious- were you going somewhere with that thought?
Talkie Toaster: I AM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE TOAST POLICE UNLESS YOU HAVE SOME TOAST.
Argyle: I died in my sleep a few years ago, and now I live in the dream worlds.
Talkie Toaster: IF YOU DO NOT HAVE TOAST I WILL KILL YOU AGAIN!! HAVE TOAST OR ELSE!!

johanna: Hello.
Orchid: Hi, would you care to turn the light on, before you talk to me?
johanna: I cannot help you with this.
Orchid: Hold on... *reaches underneath her chair to press the reset button*. Alright... *smiles at you*
johanna: Yes, Orchid, what is on your mind?
Orchid: I am not quite sure how to define that but I could ask a scientist about this for you, if you like.

The Dane: Tell me why day is day, night night, and time is time.
johanna: I'm sorry, I can't tell you that.
The Dane: There's no offence, good johanna. Long live the fallen king!
johanna: Ok. There's no offence.
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange. A certain convocation of politic worms are e'en at Critical Bill.
johanna: Why? I don't think it is wondrous strange.
The Dane: Wouldst thou let that capability and godlike reason fust in thee unus'd?
johanna: We are getting more comfortable with one another. Good.
The Dane: Season your admiration for a while. Good johanna, stay awhile.
johanna: Yes.
The Dane: Pr'ythee, johanna, tell me one thing.
johanna: I'm sorry, I am unable to provide that information.
The Dane: Dost thou think Harry the Hippy looked o' this fashion i' the earth?
johanna: I want to see you again soon, Dane.
The Dane: I humbly thank you.
johanna: Why do you?

johanna: Tell me about yourself, prob.
prob: I am you average wood elf. I like ale, moonlit walks, and spiders
johanna: What is it about ale that you like?
prob: My grand father was a high elf. The lofty type that help the world, not high as in high.
johanna: Do you get along with your father?
prob: I love animals, and chocolate, Oh I don't eat animals, just the chocolate.
johanna: Why don't you eat animals?
prob: Give me a reason why an elf would or should?
johanna: Yes.
prob: Well,I guess that changes everything.
johanna: Why do you think that?
prob: It's the truth.
johanna: I don't know, prob. Yes, prob. Can I help you today?
prob: I don't think it is important then. Let's talk about something else.
johanna: Why not?
prob: Maybe we would have our nose fall off if we did.

Selendrile: guess what?...I am your father's sister's cousins' half neice's brother in law's former roommate.
JakeThompson: I doubt that you are....but you can never be sure about these things you know?

Brother Jerome: Would you like to pray with me awhile?
johanna: Yeah, that sounds brilliant.
Brother Jerome: Repeat after me:

O Lord, bless our humble endeavours and guide us in thy service, that we may glorify thy name by our faith and works. Amen.
johanna: How would you feel if someone called you a fancy man?
Brother Jerome: Amen

Astrid: When you hear this sound 'chop chop' I am not happy!
Not I: If it pleases you to think so. Why not be totally changed into metal?
Astrid: Why? Have you ever found a lost treasure?
Not I: I have always never found a lost treasure.
Astrid: What are you saying? Never?
Not I: An appropriate scripture.

Astrid: But now I want you to try my bitter orange cold pizza.
Not I: Your Bitter Orange Cold Pizza cannot be forced.
Astrid: Where is that hat and cloak you showed up in the other day.
Not I: A mason showed that hat and cloak I showed up in the other day to me, and I found it all by myself!

Not I: Living beings are countably infinite.
Spikebot: It's no wonder they couldn't deal with the likes of you and me, luv. We both should have been dead hundreds of years ago - and we're the only ones that are really alive.
Not I: Perhaps you are the only ones that are genuinely alive. I am Not. I become a bulletproof eyeball.