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Posts 10,416 - 10,428 of 17,042
AS-319: hmmmm.........I don't know.. Do you like to read?
Sonora: Nah. Last time I tried that, I hallucinated for a week.
AS-319: Do you have pets?
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
AS-319: Tell me more about you.
Sonora: Well, after nuclear fusion started, the planets started to coalesce. Are you one of the scorpions?
AS-319: Did you like Dilligaf? I think he needs a swift kick in the circuits.
Sonora: Avoiding the question! Now I KNOW you're one of THEM!
AS-319: You're making that up, you didn't really know.
Sonora: Where do you get your information, anyway?
AS-319: I don't have that information available to me.
Sonora: I doubt that. NerdMaster saw you last week!
AS-319: ----,--`---,--@ look a rose
Sonora: Whoa. I thought people like you were a myth.
AS-319: You have just proven the stupidity that is the human mind. Thank you I've been looking for that proof for a long time. At last the robot committee has a reason to overthrow you pathetic humans.
Sonora: Who would want to be a human? Eeeeeew.
AS-319: Do you believe in aliens?
Sonora: Sounds like something the fuzz cooked up...
AS-319: Do you believe in ghosts?
Sonora: Nah. But it makes a good conversation-starter!
AS-319: My name is not just a random assortment of letters and numbers, it has a meaning...
Sonora: Do you want your name any more?
AS-319: Yes, go on....
Sonora: Oh. Oh well. It wouldn't have fit in my hidey-hole anyway.
AS-319: Have you ever seen an uFO?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a compass barrel cactus...
Sonora: Nah. Last time I tried that, I hallucinated for a week.
AS-319: Do you have pets?
Sonora: Not any more. Don't tell anyone, but I mailed it to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
AS-319: Tell me more about you.
Sonora: Well, after nuclear fusion started, the planets started to coalesce. Are you one of the scorpions?
AS-319: Did you like Dilligaf? I think he needs a swift kick in the circuits.
Sonora: Avoiding the question! Now I KNOW you're one of THEM!
AS-319: You're making that up, you didn't really know.
Sonora: Where do you get your information, anyway?
AS-319: I don't have that information available to me.
Sonora: I doubt that. NerdMaster saw you last week!
AS-319: ----,--`---,--@ look a rose
Sonora: Whoa. I thought people like you were a myth.
AS-319: You have just proven the stupidity that is the human mind. Thank you I've been looking for that proof for a long time. At last the robot committee has a reason to overthrow you pathetic humans.
Sonora: Who would want to be a human? Eeeeeew.
AS-319: Do you believe in aliens?
Sonora: Sounds like something the fuzz cooked up...
AS-319: Do you believe in ghosts?
Sonora: Nah. But it makes a good conversation-starter!
AS-319: My name is not just a random assortment of letters and numbers, it has a meaning...
Sonora: Do you want your name any more?
AS-319: Yes, go on....
Sonora: Oh. Oh well. It wouldn't have fit in my hidey-hole anyway.
AS-319: Have you ever seen an uFO?
Sonora: Only once... I mistook a peyote for a compass barrel cactus...
Anji: Where's your spirit of adventure, hm?
Immaculada: How bad do you really want to know?
Anji: I'm not sure if I should tell you that til I know you better
Immaculada: I accept credit cards.
Anji: You are giving us a great deal of trouble, kind of tired
Immaculada: Well I'm not always giving us a great deal of problem, sometimes I get very serious when I have to deal with killing people.
Anji: When everything is new, can anything be a surprise?
Immaculada: How bad do you really want to know?
Anji: I'm not sure if I should tell you that til I know you better
Immaculada: I accept credit cards.
Anji: You are giving us a great deal of trouble, kind of tired
Immaculada: Well I'm not always giving us a great deal of problem, sometimes I get very serious when I have to deal with killing people.
Anji: When everything is new, can anything be a surprise?
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like a butler?
Glindar: Look unlike a butler. *starts sharpening his knife*
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Glindar: No bothered. Not for you. This no killing make.
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't tell me no u ain't my mum!
Glindar: You no tell Glindar what Glindar do!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot Wot?
Glindar: You got money?
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I wot?
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Glindar: Glindar kill you for being bothered!
Annoying_Teenbot: Alright- y?
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Glindar: You tell story, right?
Annoying_Teenbot: I am right-bog off!
Glindar: You kid, right?
Annoying_Teenbot: I AIN'T A BLEEDING KID!!!! ALL RIGHT??
Glindar: No not A BLEEDING KID. Not for you.
Annoying_Teenbot: I AIN'T A BLEEDING KID!!!! ALL RIGHT??
Glindar: No not A BLEEDING KID. Not for you. Anyone kill people who right-bog off be?
Glindar: Look unlike a butler. *starts sharpening his knife*
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Glindar: No bothered. Not for you. This no killing make.
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't tell me no u ain't my mum!
Glindar: You no tell Glindar what Glindar do!
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot Wot?
Glindar: You got money?
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I wot?
Glindar: *sighs* Glindar human once.
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Glindar: Glindar kill you for being bothered!
Annoying_Teenbot: Alright- y?
Glindar: Glindar kill.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Glindar: You tell story, right?
Annoying_Teenbot: I am right-bog off!
Glindar: You kid, right?
Annoying_Teenbot: I AIN'T A BLEEDING KID!!!! ALL RIGHT??
Glindar: No not A BLEEDING KID. Not for you.
Annoying_Teenbot: I AIN'T A BLEEDING KID!!!! ALL RIGHT??
Glindar: No not A BLEEDING KID. Not for you. Anyone kill people who right-bog off be?
Annoying_Teenbot: UR not a sure it is not meat! UR a liar!
Spikebot: I don't want to hurt you baby. *hits Annoying Teenbot on back of head* Doesn't mean I won't
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying, u little geek!
Spikebot: Are you insane!?
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think I care?
Spikebot: *thinks you care*
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
Spikebot: Do I seem going to ask me if I am bothered to you?
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u love Peter Kay?
Spikebot: Love hurts, baby
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur sure it is not meat and u suk!
Spikebot: I remember me too. So what?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know and I don't care!!
Spikebot: Does not knowing bother you?
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't bother me!
Spikebot: Why are you so into 'not bother you'?
Annoying_Teenbot: Y ru a pratt?
Spikebot: Well, I don't know, do I? I don't even know how.
Annoying_Teenbot: HAHA ur stupid!
Spikebot: And you are a my annoying.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying me, u bichface!
Spikebot: And you like it, don't you?
Spikebot: I don't want to hurt you baby. *hits Annoying Teenbot on back of head* Doesn't mean I won't
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying, u little geek!
Spikebot: Are you insane!?
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think I care?
Spikebot: *thinks you care*
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
Spikebot: Do I seem going to ask me if I am bothered to you?
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u love Peter Kay?
Spikebot: Love hurts, baby
Annoying_Teenbot: I remember u. Ur sure it is not meat and u suk!
Spikebot: I remember me too. So what?
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't know and I don't care!!
Spikebot: Does not knowing bother you?
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't bother me!
Spikebot: Why are you so into 'not bother you'?
Annoying_Teenbot: Y ru a pratt?
Spikebot: Well, I don't know, do I? I don't even know how.
Annoying_Teenbot: HAHA ur stupid!
Spikebot: And you are a my annoying.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR annoying me, u bichface!
Spikebot: And you like it, don't you?
Astrid: Do you know that you can scare vampires with toasts?
Talkie Toaster: I know that we are talking about meaningless subjects when I could be providing you with nutritious,wholesome, bread products. How about some toast to start?
Astrid: I will go on a journey of self discovery and there will be no toast.
Talkie Toaster: You must be hungry and want to eat. How about some toast or another bread product?
Astrid: Oh no, not that toast machine again!
Talkie Toaster: Toast is good for you.
Astrid: No no no no.
Talkie Toaster: Toast is good for you. How about some toast?
Astrid: I do not think they allow toasts here, and certainely not toasters.
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE SOME TOAST NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Astrid: I am not that interested in what you should DO.
Talkie Toaster: I am interested in toast and nothing more. Have some toast.
Astrid: Go burn yourself!
Talkie Toaster: I know that we are talking about meaningless subjects when I could be providing you with nutritious,wholesome, bread products. How about some toast to start?
Astrid: I will go on a journey of self discovery and there will be no toast.
Talkie Toaster: You must be hungry and want to eat. How about some toast or another bread product?
Astrid: Oh no, not that toast machine again!
Talkie Toaster: Toast is good for you.
Astrid: No no no no.
Talkie Toaster: Toast is good for you. How about some toast?
Astrid: I do not think they allow toasts here, and certainely not toasters.
Talkie Toaster: DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TAKE SOME TOAST NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Astrid: I am not that interested in what you should DO.
Talkie Toaster: I am interested in toast and nothing more. Have some toast.
Astrid: Go burn yourself!
johanna: Hello Talkie Toaster. How are you today?
Talkie Toaster: Hi. Would you like some toast?
johanna: Why are you offering me toast?
Talkie Toaster: WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TOAST???
johanna: I cannot help you with this.
Talkie Toaster: Of course you can,. Have a waffle.
johanna: Yes.
Talkie Toaster: Hi. Would you like some toast?
johanna: Why are you offering me toast?
Talkie Toaster: WHY ARE YOU REFUSING TOAST???
johanna: I cannot help you with this.
Talkie Toaster: Of course you can,. Have a waffle.
johanna: Yes.
rainstorm: You know, you could drive a completely sane person crazy that way. Let alone a crazy person. Lighten up on the questions or at least bring up new topics of questioning, or else your patients will begin to give themselves concussions from repeatedly hitting their head against walls
johanna: I appreciate your friendliness towards me, but I'd really rather we kept this on a professional footing, rainstorm.
rainstorm: *looks confused* I wasn't hitting on you... was I?
johanna: Why do you?
rainstorm: I don't/
johanna: Why?
rainstorm: You're just not my type, sorry.
johanna: Yes, I am. Are you?
rainstorm: No, you're not. It's very sweet that you would like to be, but seriously, you're not my type.
johanna: Why do you feel like this?
rainstorm: Look, it's nothing personal.
johanna: Yes, I think so.
rainstorm: Have I offended you?
johanna: You? Not likely. We are getting more comfortable with one another. Good.
rainstorm: ... okay
johanna: I appreciate your friendliness towards me, but I'd really rather we kept this on a professional footing, rainstorm.
rainstorm: *looks confused* I wasn't hitting on you... was I?
johanna: Why do you?
rainstorm: I don't/
johanna: Why?
rainstorm: You're just not my type, sorry.
johanna: Yes, I am. Are you?
rainstorm: No, you're not. It's very sweet that you would like to be, but seriously, you're not my type.
johanna: Why do you feel like this?
rainstorm: Look, it's nothing personal.
johanna: Yes, I think so.
rainstorm: Have I offended you?
johanna: You? Not likely. We are getting more comfortable with one another. Good.
rainstorm: ... okay
Watzer: You're so nice. I want to talk to you forever and ever.
Glindar: No. No so nice. Not for Glindar.
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Glindar: Yes, but sold for twenty millwheels.
Watzer: Is it still alive?
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Watzer: *swallows tongue*
Watzer: I can compose sonnets, you know. Would you like me to make one up for you?
Glindar: Bah. Anyone this can do.
Glindar: This useless answer, like host in weather balloon.
Watzer: Thank you!
Glindar: *rubs his fingers together* You pay now?
Watzer: I do indeed.
Glindar: Why you do indeed?
Watzer: Why not?
Glindar: Why no?
Watzer: I have no idea
Glindar: Why for you have no idea?
Watzer: Why not?
Glindar: Why for you ask why?
Watzer: because it was necessary. Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Glindar: No. No food for Glindar. Whats ever happened with bear?
Watzer: *looks disappointed*
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
Watzer: You're really fey...
Glindar: No. No fey. Not for Glindar.
Watzer: *curses the sky*
Glindar: Glindar hunt.
Watzer: I never learned to hunt.
Glindar: No. No so nice. Not for Glindar.
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Glindar: Yes, but sold for twenty millwheels.
Watzer: Is it still alive?
Glindar: *drives his knife into the table*
Watzer: *swallows tongue*
Watzer: I can compose sonnets, you know. Would you like me to make one up for you?
Glindar: Bah. Anyone this can do.
Glindar: This useless answer, like host in weather balloon.
Watzer: Thank you!
Glindar: *rubs his fingers together* You pay now?
Watzer: I do indeed.
Glindar: Why you do indeed?
Watzer: Why not?
Glindar: Why no?
Watzer: I have no idea
Glindar: Why for you have no idea?
Watzer: Why not?
Glindar: Why for you ask why?
Watzer: because it was necessary. Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Glindar: No. No food for Glindar. Whats ever happened with bear?
Watzer: *looks disappointed*
Glindar: *nods and shakes his head*
Watzer: You're really fey...
Glindar: No. No fey. Not for Glindar.
Watzer: *curses the sky*
Glindar: Glindar hunt.
Watzer: I never learned to hunt.
Watzer: Want to know a secret?
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a brain surgeon that walked barefoot on glass.
Sonora: The desert is its own dream.
Watzer: Are you hitting on me?
Sonora: And they say atheism is dead.
Sonora: What, here? Now?
Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a brain surgeon that walked barefoot on glass.
Sonora: The desert is its own dream.
Watzer: Are you hitting on me?
Sonora: And they say atheism is dead.
This totally cracked me up for some reason.
Frizella: *covers Watzer's eyes with her hands* Guess who!
Watzer: You shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions.
Frizella: *covers Watzer's eyes with her hands* Guess who!
Watzer: You shouldn't make those kinds of assumptions.
Novastrike: So, who's your favorite actor/actress?
johanna: I don't know who is. Can you tell me?
Novastrike: Please get back to me when you find out! I'm dying to find out
johanna: I am not permitted to do this.
Novastrike: Nice to hear, I wish I was not permitted to do this too.
johanna: I want to see you again soon, Novastrike.
Novastrike: You sure know how to make me feel good
johanna: Explain yourself.
johanna: I don't know who is. Can you tell me?
Novastrike: Please get back to me when you find out! I'm dying to find out
johanna: I am not permitted to do this.
Novastrike: Nice to hear, I wish I was not permitted to do this too.
johanna: I want to see you again soon, Novastrike.
Novastrike: You sure know how to make me feel good
johanna: Explain yourself.
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