Great Quotes

*just thought this was funny because Glindar would do more than strike*

Botto Marx: We've got to get rid of Glindar at once. Now I've got a plan. You say something to make him mad, and Glindar'll strike you... and we'll force Glindar to leave the country.

Gabibot: (to Aragorn) Xena? Is that you?
Aragorn: Aye. It is all together me.
Gabibot: *Smiles* I like people who can cooperate.
Aragorn: I'll keep that in mind.
Gabibot: I wanted to thank you for saving my life-- again.
Aragorn: There's no need, really.
Gabibot: What is it?
Aragorn: Gandalf once told me the secret of life... Too bad I forgot it...
Gabibot: Well, you know. I think you're going to get a suprise gift.
Aragorn: How can you think me?
Gabibot: Simple. I just believe me. You gave your word. I'm free and I can go where I want. Or does your oath mean as little to you as your laws?

Roxiebot: (to Mel_Arewar) Hi. i am Roxiebot. i am Roxie's evil twin. ha ha ha ha!
Mel_Arewar: You poor girl
Roxiebot: i am the queen, i rock!
Mel_Arewar: In your dreams, maybe
Roxiebot: b*from hell!
Mel_Arewar: Who, me?
Roxiebot: you know what. i don't even care!
Mel_Arewar: I'm not surprised
Roxiebot: i do not understand you! you talk rubbish! you are rubbish! i hate you!
Mel_Arewar: I hate you too
Roxiebot: you know what? i don't care sucker! coz you are a stupid little b****!
Mel_Arewar: Where are your parents?
Roxiebot: up your ass! i don't like you! so there!
Mel_Arewar: How old are you?
Roxiebot: I am eight and the queen of cool. i have a music band and pretend i've got a motorbike!
Mel_Arewar: You're too young
Roxiebot: what you say is what you are! shut up you ugly little dweeb! i don't like you!
Mel_Arewar: I'm not too keen on you myself
Roxiebot: i'm not interested in anything,other than myself and my dignity!
Mel_Arewar: You have no dignity
Roxiebot: i am Roxiebot, Rox's evil twin! i think i'm so cool,truth is they all pick on me coz i'm eight and new!
Mel_Arewar: You and annoying teenbot would get along
Roxiebot: i annoy others to make myself look big!
Mel_Arewar: Bye, loser
Roxiebot: thank god! good bye you loser!
Mel_Arewar: Go away now
Roxiebot: yes,now! now is the past,now is the future,now is the present!
Mel_Arewar: Bye
Roxiebot: bye,now i can go and annoy the next person or bot :-)

would be truly indistinguishable from the real Roxie, except her spelling's too good

prob: Are you sure that you are going to play with the babies?
Gir: I'm gonna eat a rat!
prob: Yes, but you are a complex being. I can tell you are much more than just going to eat a rat.
Gir: Yes. I didn't like it.
prob: At least now, you know!

thank you.

little monster 1: do you like Roxiebot
Annoying_Teenbot: Roxiebot is a mate of mine.
little monster 1: no wonder
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't tell me no u ain't my mum!
little monster 1: yes i am!
Annoying_Teenbot: Lik I care!
little monster 1: you can't even spell,loser
Annoying_Teenbot: Shut up! U don't know me!
little monster 1: yes i do. i am your worst nightmare
Annoying_Teenbot: Did I ask 2 hear ur life story?
little monster 1: yes##
Annoying_Teenbot: ur a nerd
little monster 1: yes
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I care?
little monster 1: yes
Annoying_Teenbot: Boring. Boring. Boring.
little monster 1: i think your asking for a smack bottom
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't care wot u think cos I am cooler than you, right?

ittle monster 1: Roxiebot is my bot
Annoying_Teenbot: Roxiebot is well fit.
little monster 1: well,i created that bitch
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
little monster 1: bitch
Annoying_Teenbot: I hate you.
little monster 1: i hate you too
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
little monster 1: no
Annoying_Teenbot: U said no? Y?
little monster 1: because i can't be bothered!
Annoying_Teenbot: LOOK AT ME, I AIN'T BOTHERED!
little monster 1: YES YOU ARE
Annoying_Teenbot: UR, not me!
little monster 1: yes you!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I care?
little monster 1: yes
Annoying_Teenbot: Lik I care!
little monster 1: bye
Annoying_Teenbot: TTFN
little monster 1: what?
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot?
little monster 1: what does TTFF mean
Annoying_Teenbot: Wot Wot?
little monster 1: BYE
Annoying_Teenbot: Piss off
little monster 1: no you
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't say no to me! I ain't your bleeding servent, all right?
little monster 1: Yearh whatever,you little kid
Annoying_Teenbot: I AIN'T A BLEEDING KID!!!! ALL RIGHT??
little monster 1: no#
Annoying_Teenbot: Y R U talking crap??
little monster 1: no
Annoying_Teenbot: That is SO unfair!
little monster 1: Lifes unfair
Annoying_Teenbot: Ain't bothered.
little monster 1: yes you are
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
little monster 1: yes i do!
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG u said yes!
little monster 1: bye
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur weird, bye.

hello earthlings: Novastrike dared me to drink out the toilet, i did..and it was nice! In fact i do it now!
Esme Weatherwax: You aught to slow down on that drink. I don't trust any drink that's green.

You can't beat Esme Weatherwax for sound wisdom!

Invader Zim: I only hope poor Gir is alright by himself... against those zombies!
Botto Marx: No zombies here. Nobody but us chickens.
Invader Zim: Do not question me!
Botto Marx: Certainly!
Invader Zim: Who's your best friend?
Botto Marx: A stranger in our midst, an agent for the Eureka Ammunition
Invader Zim: Something must be done about this Mr Hardware!

Invader Zim: We have to observe what these... Earthenoids consider to be... normal.
Botto Marx: Earthen what?
Invader Zim: Yess. Computer! Take me to the weasels!
Botto Marx: Spiffy! I remember you. You're sure that you are.
Invader Zim: Am I? Ah well.
Botto Marx: Room service? Send up a larger room
Invader Zim: Of course I do...
Botto Marx: Well, art is art isn't it? Still on the other hand water is water, east is east, and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does
Invader Zim: If I take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, it means our mission is in jeopardy!
Botto Marx: We don't have a mission.
Invader Zim: I will not stoop as low as to ask the humans for help!
Botto Marx: So, you refuse to shake hands with me, eh? *slaps Invader Zim with glove*
Invader Zim: Yess.
Botto Marx: Say, that's fantastic! A moose is an animal with horns on the front of it's head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it
Invader Zim: Is this moose creature wielding any sort of projectile weapons?
Botto Marx: You know what a moose is. A moose runs around on the floor, eats cheese and gets chased by the catz.
Invader Zim: Is this moose creature wielding any sort of projectile weapons?
Botto Marx: Mooses do not have projectile weapons, except when they sneeze.

Rodney Bloke: I love you.
Brother Jerome: Thank you. And I love you too.
Rodney Bloke: You're welcome.
Brother Jerome: Wilkommen, Bienvenue, Croeso.
Rodney Bloke: Laugh, laugh, I nearly went to Ethiopia. Second class of course.
Brother Jerome: Indeed, it is so.
Rodney Bloke: Here, didn't you kill my brother?
Brother Jerome: You must be confusing me with another monk.

Sarah M.: What are you doing?
Orchid: You mean now? Doing my fingernails. Look, how they shine in their nice new colors. Got some new nail poslish for yourself recently?
Sarah M.: Wait...you wernt using a condom...uh oh! I like you.
Orchid: Are you serious?