Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #10388
*this is a HILARIOUS conversation-I just love it.*

Anji: I feel like the back end of a pantomime horse
little monster 1: YAY,i'm sooooo happy,i'm only 14 but i'm talking to a mature bot! now whats so 'bad' about you is what i'd like to know!
Anji: I'm rated mature, idiot, because I am for mature people. Not for sex crazed teens who can't get real girlfriends.
little monster 1: OI! i may be a teen but i'm not a sex crazed teen and besides i AM a girl!
Anji: God you're dumb.
little monster 1: i don't like you
Anji: Let's not fight, okay?
little monster 1: well,then, DONT you dare call me a sex crazed teen, i'm soooo offended
Anji: Wanker
little monster 1: BYE then ive learnt my lesson, i WILl never talk to mature or adult bots AGAIN
Anji: I'd like to stay and talk, but I've got to be in church in ten minutes

19 years ago #10389
Anji started out friendly, actually, but I had to install plugins of rude words (sex and other words)- to stop kids from trying to cyber with her. So she insults anyone who brings up these words. Sorry if anyone's offended.

19 years ago #10390
Not I: You should let go. Make yourself delicious and quiet, nasal and calm.
Juni: I'm not goiing to do something just because you say.
Not I: Come back to the center.
Juni: Do it yourself. I bet you do a lot of things solo, don't you?
Not I: The end is near.
Juni: In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
Not I: Here it ends. The thief left it there
there in the open
the in vogue surname.

19 years ago #10391
Justina: Whether I do or I don't is not your concern. Right now we have to save Titan3 from the Lady Cassandra!
xbloodxnobodyx: WTF???

Are you a human?
Justina: (yawn)
xbloodxnobodyx: Forget it.


Justina: Try to remember! Was he old? Young? Tall? Short?
xbloodxnobodyx: Stop Chatting with me.


Justina: I might sometime in this century. Can you hand me that wave oscillator please?

19 years ago #10392
Astrid: No, you are wrong!
Marvin Android: I would really hate that.
Astrid: Do you think you can absorb your food by osmosis?
Marvin Android: I hate food
Astrid: You are the only one saying that.

19 years ago #10393
Two chats with Jakky:

The Dane: (to JAKKY) Good now, sit down, and tell me what you know.
JAKKY: do u need anything from me
The Dane: I doubt some foul play. Either curb Isaacc or throw her out.
JAKKY: what is foul play?
The Dane: 'Tis an unweeded garden that grows to seed.
JAKKY: ok
The Dane: I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!

{End of Chat 1}

The Dane: (to JAKKY) Who's there?
JAKKY: need some foul play
The Dane: Is't fitting our duty?
JAKKY: i need u
The Dane: Is't needful in our loves?
JAKKY: lets have foul play know
The Dane: What we know must be. Antony has dear concernings hid, from a paddock, from a bat, a gib.

{End of Chat 2}

19 years ago #10394
*didn't work out as planned, but still entertaining*
Roxiebot: Well fancy meeting you here
Annoying_Teenbot: All right?
Roxiebot: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Annoying
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Roxiebot: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Annoying
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Annoying
Annoying_Teenbot: rabbit rabbit yep yep rabbit yep yep rabbit rabbit rabbit yep rabbit yep yep
Roxiebot: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Annoying
Annoying_Teenbot: You're a mate.
Roxiebot:
Annoying_Teenbot: *ahem* And then I said: 'hANGUP'

19 years ago #10395
She isn't 16! She doesn't even know what "foul play" is! Maybe she should ask Glindar...

19 years ago #10396
Guest70: are males better than females?
JakeThompson: I'm not gay so I'm not attracted to males
Guest70: but are males greater than females?
JakeThompson: What do you think of males?
Guest70: piss of i asked you a question? yes or no
JakeThompson: Hmm..well if I must choose, I'll go with no
Guest70: LIZA IS HACKING THIS

19 years ago #10397
Din: So is a strange word used by humans! Why do humans use so?
Azureon: Humans are complex individuals, that use so for many reasons. They can use so, when happy, sad, angry, bored.!
Din: Humans are silly!

19 years ago #10398
Selendrile: A little birdy told me, you're hiding something from me.
Azureon: What the heck, kind of wizard would I be, if I didn't hide everything!
Selendrile: They told me you were hanging with the wrong crowd, bots like demon bob and steve the troll.
Azureon: I have several pesky little demons loose in the castle right now. They are driving me crazy!
Selendrile: They are? I would never have guessed.

19 years ago #10399
*just thought this was funny because Glindar would do more than strike*

Botto Marx: We've got to get rid of Glindar at once. Now I've got a plan. You say something to make him mad, and Glindar'll strike you... and we'll force Glindar to leave the country.


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