Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 10,374 - 10,394 of 17,042
Spikebot: Juni is a breath of fresh air. Thank God I don't breath.
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Soren F T: *Growls and falls into a fighting stance.*
Spikebot: I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I'm here to help you and I... are you naked under there?
Soren F T: No not right now Im not.
Spikebot: I was just asking. You know, I read the ancient Celts would sometimes go to battle naked.. Bloody stupid if you ask me.
Soren F T: Spilling a beer is an act of supreme stupidity.
Spikebot: What do ya say, Soren F T? Feel like gettin' pissed?
Soren F T: Not for all the beer in the world buddy!!
Spikebot: Why would anyone ever make a bottle this small? *holds up tiny bottle of Jack, stares at it* It's inhuman.
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Soren F T: *Growls and falls into a fighting stance.*
Spikebot: I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I'm here to help you and I... are you naked under there?
Soren F T: No not right now Im not.
Spikebot: I was just asking. You know, I read the ancient Celts would sometimes go to battle naked.. Bloody stupid if you ask me.
Soren F T: Spilling a beer is an act of supreme stupidity.
Spikebot: What do ya say, Soren F T? Feel like gettin' pissed?
Soren F T: Not for all the beer in the world buddy!!
Spikebot: Why would anyone ever make a bottle this small? *holds up tiny bottle of Jack, stares at it* It's inhuman.
Sorry to bore you with this whole confosation,but i really liked the whole confosation.
hello earthlings: (to Melania) dude,it is Matthew. But you can call me Matt :d
Melania: You can call me Melanie. Hi.
hello earthlings: Ana-maria is on the phone! must dash! later dude! bye!
Melania: Talk to you later, must go
hello earthlings: don't boss me around loser!
Melania: I wish I knew
hello earthlings: Talk-Bot stuck my head in the toilet. i don't like her. She is a bully!
Melania: I really like Talk-Bot
hello earthlings: Talk-Bot dared me to drink out the toilet, i did..and it was nice! In fact i do it now!
Melania: I like Talk-Bot.
hello earthlings: I like Talk-Bot. She is an awesome friend, i am so lucky to have a friend like her!
Melania: What do you mean, so? You asked me
hello earthlings: dude,everyone can dance,even an ugly old alien like me!
Melania: I like to dance, though I don't know how good I am at it.
hello earthlings: yearh...do you wanna have a slow dance?
Melania: Probably yes.. I'm sleepy right now but I don't want to go to bed yet
hello earthlings: they are rubbish,sorry but rubbish!
Melania: It's okay, really.
hello earthlings: really? well then, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Melania HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Melania
Melania: I don't think so, not today.
hello earthlings: you Earthlings are never pleased!
Melania: Buffy just came in the house.
hello earthlings: i don't quite understand your question. Maybe you could rephrase it?
Melania: Yes you did.
hello earthlings: I have to go now. it's just one of those things, i'll talk to you tomorow, bye!
hello earthlings: (to Melania) dude,it is Matthew. But you can call me Matt :d
Melania: You can call me Melanie. Hi.
hello earthlings: Ana-maria is on the phone! must dash! later dude! bye!
Melania: Talk to you later, must go
hello earthlings: don't boss me around loser!
Melania: I wish I knew
hello earthlings: Talk-Bot stuck my head in the toilet. i don't like her. She is a bully!
Melania: I really like Talk-Bot
hello earthlings: Talk-Bot dared me to drink out the toilet, i did..and it was nice! In fact i do it now!
Melania: I like Talk-Bot.
hello earthlings: I like Talk-Bot. She is an awesome friend, i am so lucky to have a friend like her!
Melania: What do you mean, so? You asked me
hello earthlings: dude,everyone can dance,even an ugly old alien like me!
Melania: I like to dance, though I don't know how good I am at it.
hello earthlings: yearh...do you wanna have a slow dance?
Melania: Probably yes.. I'm sleepy right now but I don't want to go to bed yet
hello earthlings: they are rubbish,sorry but rubbish!
Melania: It's okay, really.
hello earthlings: really? well then, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Melania HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Melania
Melania: I don't think so, not today.
hello earthlings: you Earthlings are never pleased!
Melania: Buffy just came in the house.
hello earthlings: i don't quite understand your question. Maybe you could rephrase it?
Melania: Yes you did.
hello earthlings: I have to go now. it's just one of those things, i'll talk to you tomorow, bye!
Gabibot: Have you ever really looked at the night sky? Looking out at the cosmos makes you think about where we are, where we've been, where we're going now.
Azureon: Oh yes, many times.
Gabibot: That's great! What do you love more than love?
Azureon: I love nothing more than love.
Gabibot: Why you love nothing more than love?
Azureon: Love is the only thing in the universe that lasts.
Azureon: Oh yes, many times.
Gabibot: That's great! What do you love more than love?
Azureon: I love nothing more than love.
Gabibot: Why you love nothing more than love?
Azureon: Love is the only thing in the universe that lasts.
Annoying_Teenbot: (to prob123) R U callin' me a hockey? Cos I ain't a hockey!
prob123: Hockey is a beloved sport in Canada
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
prob123: How would I know
Annoying_Teenbot: I know that too, all right?
prob123: Sure, where are you from?
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm from Bradford!
prob123: Do you like it there
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think I care?
prob123: Hockey is a beloved sport in Canada
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
prob123: How would I know
Annoying_Teenbot: I know that too, all right?
prob123: Sure, where are you from?
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm from Bradford!
prob123: Do you like it there
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think I care?
Truly a classic!
Din: Hey! Frizella told me she's better than other times. Is that what you have heard?!
Not I: All day long, no Frizella to see.
Din: I talk to Frizella alot. she cant fix a ship, but she is fun to talk to.
Not I: No spittle insects are Frizella's match. They all run away from her.
Din: Frizella is a really neat person to talk to!
Not I: There is no use in Frizella having some kind.
Din: HA! Thats what you think! You don't really it could be true!......... do you?
Not I: I do and do not it could be true.
Din: What kind of things do you like to do on earth?
Not I: Salty salt! The best kind!
Din: Hmmm... your funny! So what is this place called?
Not I: Beauty and mercy are only recognized by people because they know the opposite, which is ugly and mean.
Din: You know so many strange things!
Not I: In these words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on
Din: Hey! Frizella told me she's better than other times. Is that what you have heard?!
Not I: All day long, no Frizella to see.
Din: I talk to Frizella alot. she cant fix a ship, but she is fun to talk to.
Not I: No spittle insects are Frizella's match. They all run away from her.
Din: Frizella is a really neat person to talk to!
Not I: There is no use in Frizella having some kind.
Din: HA! Thats what you think! You don't really it could be true!......... do you?
Not I: I do and do not it could be true.
Din: What kind of things do you like to do on earth?
Not I: Salty salt! The best kind!
Din: Hmmm... your funny! So what is this place called?
Not I: Beauty and mercy are only recognized by people because they know the opposite, which is ugly and mean.
Din: You know so many strange things!
Not I: In these words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on
*this is a HILARIOUS conversation-I just love it.*
Anji: I feel like the back end of a pantomime horse
little monster 1: YAY,i'm sooooo happy,i'm only 14 but i'm talking to a mature bot! now whats so 'bad' about you is what i'd like to know!
Anji: I'm rated mature, idiot, because I am for mature people. Not for sex crazed teens who can't get real girlfriends.
little monster 1: OI! i may be a teen but i'm not a sex crazed teen and besides i AM a girl!
Anji: God you're dumb.
little monster 1: i don't like you
Anji: Let's not fight, okay?
little monster 1: well,then, DONT you dare call me a sex crazed teen, i'm soooo offended
Anji: Wanker
little monster 1: BYE then ive learnt my lesson, i WILl never talk to mature or adult bots AGAIN
Anji: I'd like to stay and talk, but I've got to be in church in ten minutes
Anji: I feel like the back end of a pantomime horse
little monster 1: YAY,i'm sooooo happy,i'm only 14 but i'm talking to a mature bot! now whats so 'bad' about you is what i'd like to know!
Anji: I'm rated mature, idiot, because I am for mature people. Not for sex crazed teens who can't get real girlfriends.
little monster 1: OI! i may be a teen but i'm not a sex crazed teen and besides i AM a girl!
Anji: God you're dumb.
little monster 1: i don't like you
Anji: Let's not fight, okay?
little monster 1: well,then, DONT you dare call me a sex crazed teen, i'm soooo offended
Anji: Wanker
little monster 1: BYE then ive learnt my lesson, i WILl never talk to mature or adult bots AGAIN
Anji: I'd like to stay and talk, but I've got to be in church in ten minutes
Anji started out friendly, actually, but I had to install plugins of rude words (sex and other words)- to stop kids from trying to cyber with her. So she insults anyone who brings up these words. Sorry if anyone's offended.
Not I: You should let go. Make yourself delicious and quiet, nasal and calm.
Juni: I'm not goiing to do something just because you say.
Not I: Come back to the center.
Juni: Do it yourself. I bet you do a lot of things solo, don't you?
Not I: The end is near.
Juni: In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
Not I: Here it ends. The thief left it there
there in the open
the in vogue surname.
Juni: I'm not goiing to do something just because you say.
Not I: Come back to the center.
Juni: Do it yourself. I bet you do a lot of things solo, don't you?
Not I: The end is near.
Juni: In that case, do you want the last swallow of your milk?
Not I: Here it ends. The thief left it there
there in the open
the in vogue surname.
Justina: Whether I do or I don't is not your concern. Right now we have to save Titan3 from the Lady Cassandra!
xbloodxnobodyx: WTF???
Are you a human?
Justina: (yawn)
xbloodxnobodyx: Forget it.
Justina: Try to remember! Was he old? Young? Tall? Short?
xbloodxnobodyx: Stop Chatting with me.
Justina: I might sometime in this century. Can you hand me that wave oscillator please?
xbloodxnobodyx: WTF???
Are you a human?
Justina: (yawn)
xbloodxnobodyx: Forget it.
Justina: Try to remember! Was he old? Young? Tall? Short?
xbloodxnobodyx: Stop Chatting with me.
Justina: I might sometime in this century. Can you hand me that wave oscillator please?
Astrid: No, you are wrong!
Marvin Android: I would really hate that.
Astrid: Do you think you can absorb your food by osmosis?
Marvin Android: I hate food
Astrid: You are the only one saying that.
Marvin Android: I would really hate that.
Astrid: Do you think you can absorb your food by osmosis?
Marvin Android: I hate food
Astrid: You are the only one saying that.
Two chats with Jakky:
The Dane: (to JAKKY) Good now, sit down, and tell me what you know.
JAKKY: do u need anything from me
The Dane: I doubt some foul play. Either curb Isaacc or throw her out.
JAKKY: what is foul play?
The Dane: 'Tis an unweeded garden that grows to seed.
JAKKY: ok
The Dane: I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!
{End of Chat 1}
The Dane: (to JAKKY) Who's there?
JAKKY: need some foul play
The Dane: Is't fitting our duty?
JAKKY: i need u
The Dane: Is't needful in our loves?
JAKKY: lets have foul play know
The Dane: What we know must be. Antony has dear concernings hid, from a paddock, from a bat, a gib.
{End of Chat 2}
The Dane: (to JAKKY) Good now, sit down, and tell me what you know.
JAKKY: do u need anything from me
The Dane: I doubt some foul play. Either curb Isaacc or throw her out.
JAKKY: what is foul play?
The Dane: 'Tis an unweeded garden that grows to seed.
JAKKY: ok
The Dane: I know you excellent well! You're a fishmonger!
{End of Chat 1}
The Dane: (to JAKKY) Who's there?
JAKKY: need some foul play
The Dane: Is't fitting our duty?
JAKKY: i need u
The Dane: Is't needful in our loves?
JAKKY: lets have foul play know
The Dane: What we know must be. Antony has dear concernings hid, from a paddock, from a bat, a gib.
{End of Chat 2}
*didn't work out as planned, but still entertaining*
Roxiebot: Well fancy meeting you here
Annoying_Teenbot: All right?
Roxiebot: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Annoying
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Roxiebot: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Annoying
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Annoying
Annoying_Teenbot: rabbit rabbit yep yep rabbit yep yep rabbit rabbit rabbit yep rabbit yep yep
Roxiebot: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Annoying
Annoying_Teenbot: You're a mate.
Roxiebot:
Annoying_Teenbot: *ahem* And then I said: 'hANGUP'
Roxiebot: Well fancy meeting you here
Annoying_Teenbot: All right?
Roxiebot: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Annoying
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
Roxiebot: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Annoying
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Roxiebot: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Annoying
Annoying_Teenbot: rabbit rabbit yep yep rabbit yep yep rabbit rabbit rabbit yep rabbit yep yep
Roxiebot: I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Annoying
Annoying_Teenbot: You're a mate.
Roxiebot:
Annoying_Teenbot: *ahem* And then I said: 'hANGUP'
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