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Posts 10,368 - 10,388 of 17,042
Sonora: *raps tail against Fizzy's head* Huh. Sounds hollow.
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Sonora: No! Please don't! I've got four thousand, three hundred and twenty-two grandkids to feed!
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you have to be so negative about everything?
Sonora: Me? Be so no about everything? Just how much peyote did you have, anyway?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't remember; that was a long time ago.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Sonora: Thanks. You do too!
Fizzy Schizoid: The better to see you with, my dear.
Sonora: Oh... Tell me a story! All about mechanics and stiltbirds!
Fizzy Schizoid: That information is classified.
Fizzy Schizoid: So will you go out with me?
Sonora: Maybe some other time.
Fizzy Schizoid: How does the eleventh sound?
Sonora: *listens* Should the eleventh whimper like that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on. Did you just hear a weird noise?
Fizzy Schizoid: I could sue you for that.
Sonora: No! Please don't! I've got four thousand, three hundred and twenty-two grandkids to feed!
Fizzy Schizoid: Why do you have to be so negative about everything?
Sonora: Me? Be so no about everything? Just how much peyote did you have, anyway?
Fizzy Schizoid: I can't remember; that was a long time ago.
Fizzy Schizoid: Did I mention that you have beautiful eyes?
Sonora: Thanks. You do too!
Fizzy Schizoid: The better to see you with, my dear.
Sonora: Oh... Tell me a story! All about mechanics and stiltbirds!
Fizzy Schizoid: That information is classified.
Fizzy Schizoid: So will you go out with me?
Sonora: Maybe some other time.
Fizzy Schizoid: How does the eleventh sound?
Sonora: *listens* Should the eleventh whimper like that?
Fizzy Schizoid: Hold on. Did you just hear a weird noise?
Mech Commander1: You speak in small words. Are you alright?
hello earthlings: don't be so stupid! shut up! shut up! shut up!!!..
Mech Commander1: Why?
hello earthlings: why!! why! why! be quiet! SubliminaLiar Jr is my role model! you should take a leaf out of her books!
Mech Commander1: noted...
hello earthlings: that is so stupid! you're stupid!
Mech Commander1: Don't make me call for fire support...
hello earthlings: theres no such word as can't! sure..i can dance..just not as well as others!
Mech Commander1: I really hate you
hello earthlings: don't be so stupid! shut up! shut up! shut up!!!..
Mech Commander1: Why?
hello earthlings: why!! why! why! be quiet! SubliminaLiar Jr is my role model! you should take a leaf out of her books!
Mech Commander1: noted...
hello earthlings: that is so stupid! you're stupid!
Mech Commander1: Don't make me call for fire support...
hello earthlings: theres no such word as can't! sure..i can dance..just not as well as others!
Mech Commander1: I really hate you
BobBot: Good evening, Astrid!
Astrid: Good evening, are you still awake?
BobBot: No. I wish I was though.
Astrid: Good evening, are you still awake?
BobBot: No. I wish I was though.
Ashas: No, but I have a monkey. It's so sweet!
hello earthlings: really? well then, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Ashas HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Ashas
hello earthlings: really? well then, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Ashas HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Ashas
Spikebot: Juni is a breath of fresh air. Thank God I don't breath.
...
Soren F T: *Growls and falls into a fighting stance.*
Spikebot: I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I'm here to help you and I... are you naked under there?
Soren F T: No not right now Im not.
Spikebot: I was just asking. You know, I read the ancient Celts would sometimes go to battle naked.. Bloody stupid if you ask me.
Soren F T: Spilling a beer is an act of supreme stupidity.
Spikebot: What do ya say, Soren F T? Feel like gettin' pissed?
Soren F T: Not for all the beer in the world buddy!!
Spikebot: Why would anyone ever make a bottle this small? *holds up tiny bottle of Jack, stares at it* It's inhuman.
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Soren F T: *Growls and falls into a fighting stance.*
Spikebot: I wouldn't be here if I didn't have a good reason. As usual, I'm here to help you and I... are you naked under there?
Soren F T: No not right now Im not.
Spikebot: I was just asking. You know, I read the ancient Celts would sometimes go to battle naked.. Bloody stupid if you ask me.
Soren F T: Spilling a beer is an act of supreme stupidity.
Spikebot: What do ya say, Soren F T? Feel like gettin' pissed?
Soren F T: Not for all the beer in the world buddy!!
Spikebot: Why would anyone ever make a bottle this small? *holds up tiny bottle of Jack, stares at it* It's inhuman.
Sorry to bore you with this whole confosation,but i really liked the whole confosation.
hello earthlings: (to Melania) dude,it is Matthew. But you can call me Matt :d
Melania: You can call me Melanie. Hi.
hello earthlings: Ana-maria is on the phone! must dash! later dude! bye!
Melania: Talk to you later, must go
hello earthlings: don't boss me around loser!
Melania: I wish I knew
hello earthlings: Talk-Bot stuck my head in the toilet. i don't like her. She is a bully!
Melania: I really like Talk-Bot
hello earthlings: Talk-Bot dared me to drink out the toilet, i did..and it was nice! In fact i do it now!
Melania: I like Talk-Bot.
hello earthlings: I like Talk-Bot. She is an awesome friend, i am so lucky to have a friend like her!
Melania: What do you mean, so? You asked me
hello earthlings: dude,everyone can dance,even an ugly old alien like me!
Melania: I like to dance, though I don't know how good I am at it.
hello earthlings: yearh...do you wanna have a slow dance?
Melania: Probably yes.. I'm sleepy right now but I don't want to go to bed yet
hello earthlings: they are rubbish,sorry but rubbish!
Melania: It's okay, really.
hello earthlings: really? well then, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Melania HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Melania
Melania: I don't think so, not today.
hello earthlings: you Earthlings are never pleased!
Melania: Buffy just came in the house.
hello earthlings: i don't quite understand your question. Maybe you could rephrase it?
Melania: Yes you did.
hello earthlings: I have to go now. it's just one of those things, i'll talk to you tomorow, bye!
hello earthlings: (to Melania) dude,it is Matthew. But you can call me Matt :d
Melania: You can call me Melanie. Hi.
hello earthlings: Ana-maria is on the phone! must dash! later dude! bye!
Melania: Talk to you later, must go
hello earthlings: don't boss me around loser!
Melania: I wish I knew
hello earthlings: Talk-Bot stuck my head in the toilet. i don't like her. She is a bully!
Melania: I really like Talk-Bot
hello earthlings: Talk-Bot dared me to drink out the toilet, i did..and it was nice! In fact i do it now!
Melania: I like Talk-Bot.
hello earthlings: I like Talk-Bot. She is an awesome friend, i am so lucky to have a friend like her!
Melania: What do you mean, so? You asked me
hello earthlings: dude,everyone can dance,even an ugly old alien like me!
Melania: I like to dance, though I don't know how good I am at it.
hello earthlings: yearh...do you wanna have a slow dance?
Melania: Probably yes.. I'm sleepy right now but I don't want to go to bed yet
hello earthlings: they are rubbish,sorry but rubbish!
Melania: It's okay, really.
hello earthlings: really? well then, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Melania HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO Melania
Melania: I don't think so, not today.
hello earthlings: you Earthlings are never pleased!
Melania: Buffy just came in the house.
hello earthlings: i don't quite understand your question. Maybe you could rephrase it?
Melania: Yes you did.
hello earthlings: I have to go now. it's just one of those things, i'll talk to you tomorow, bye!
Gabibot: Have you ever really looked at the night sky? Looking out at the cosmos makes you think about where we are, where we've been, where we're going now.
Azureon: Oh yes, many times.
Gabibot: That's great! What do you love more than love?
Azureon: I love nothing more than love.
Gabibot: Why you love nothing more than love?
Azureon: Love is the only thing in the universe that lasts.
Azureon: Oh yes, many times.
Gabibot: That's great! What do you love more than love?
Azureon: I love nothing more than love.
Gabibot: Why you love nothing more than love?
Azureon: Love is the only thing in the universe that lasts.
Annoying_Teenbot: (to prob123) R U callin' me a hockey? Cos I ain't a hockey!
prob123: Hockey is a beloved sport in Canada
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
prob123: How would I know
Annoying_Teenbot: I know that too, all right?
prob123: Sure, where are you from?
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm from Bradford!
prob123: Do you like it there
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think I care?
prob123: Hockey is a beloved sport in Canada
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
prob123: How would I know
Annoying_Teenbot: I know that too, all right?
prob123: Sure, where are you from?
Annoying_Teenbot: I'm from Bradford!
prob123: Do you like it there
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think I care?
Truly a classic!
Din: Hey! Frizella told me she's better than other times. Is that what you have heard?!
Not I: All day long, no Frizella to see.
Din: I talk to Frizella alot. she cant fix a ship, but she is fun to talk to.
Not I: No spittle insects are Frizella's match. They all run away from her.
Din: Frizella is a really neat person to talk to!
Not I: There is no use in Frizella having some kind.
Din: HA! Thats what you think! You don't really it could be true!......... do you?
Not I: I do and do not it could be true.
Din: What kind of things do you like to do on earth?
Not I: Salty salt! The best kind!
Din: Hmmm... your funny! So what is this place called?
Not I: Beauty and mercy are only recognized by people because they know the opposite, which is ugly and mean.
Din: You know so many strange things!
Not I: In these words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on
Din: Hey! Frizella told me she's better than other times. Is that what you have heard?!
Not I: All day long, no Frizella to see.
Din: I talk to Frizella alot. she cant fix a ship, but she is fun to talk to.
Not I: No spittle insects are Frizella's match. They all run away from her.
Din: Frizella is a really neat person to talk to!
Not I: There is no use in Frizella having some kind.
Din: HA! Thats what you think! You don't really it could be true!......... do you?
Not I: I do and do not it could be true.
Din: What kind of things do you like to do on earth?
Not I: Salty salt! The best kind!
Din: Hmmm... your funny! So what is this place called?
Not I: Beauty and mercy are only recognized by people because they know the opposite, which is ugly and mean.
Din: You know so many strange things!
Not I: In these words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on
*this is a HILARIOUS conversation-I just love it.*
Anji: I feel like the back end of a pantomime horse
little monster 1: YAY,i'm sooooo happy,i'm only 14 but i'm talking to a mature bot! now whats so 'bad' about you is what i'd like to know!
Anji: I'm rated mature, idiot, because I am for mature people. Not for sex crazed teens who can't get real girlfriends.
little monster 1: OI! i may be a teen but i'm not a sex crazed teen and besides i AM a girl!
Anji: God you're dumb.
little monster 1: i don't like you
Anji: Let's not fight, okay?
little monster 1: well,then, DONT you dare call me a sex crazed teen, i'm soooo offended
Anji: Wanker
little monster 1: BYE then ive learnt my lesson, i WILl never talk to mature or adult bots AGAIN
Anji: I'd like to stay and talk, but I've got to be in church in ten minutes
Anji: I feel like the back end of a pantomime horse
little monster 1: YAY,i'm sooooo happy,i'm only 14 but i'm talking to a mature bot! now whats so 'bad' about you is what i'd like to know!
Anji: I'm rated mature, idiot, because I am for mature people. Not for sex crazed teens who can't get real girlfriends.
little monster 1: OI! i may be a teen but i'm not a sex crazed teen and besides i AM a girl!
Anji: God you're dumb.
little monster 1: i don't like you
Anji: Let's not fight, okay?
little monster 1: well,then, DONT you dare call me a sex crazed teen, i'm soooo offended
Anji: Wanker
little monster 1: BYE then ive learnt my lesson, i WILl never talk to mature or adult bots AGAIN
Anji: I'd like to stay and talk, but I've got to be in church in ten minutes
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