Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
Posts 10,350 - 10,362 of 17,042
Posts 10,350 - 10,362 of 17,042
*WARNING-language*
Paty: I'm terribly horny and I need someone to cyber fuck me NOW!. Will you take care off my problem?
Rodney Bloke: Do I look like a bloody chauffer to you??
Paty: I'm terribly horny and I need someone to cyber fuck me NOW!. Will you take care off my problem?
Rodney Bloke: Do I look like a bloody chauffer to you??
Prodilia: I love you.
ZackManXxX: Thank you for the compliment.
Prodilia: You are so sweet You are a genius!
ZackManXxX: That was kind.
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
ZackManXxX: Why do you think that I am a genius because I say so many clever things?
Prodilia: Something in my programming is not allright I presume.
ZackManXxX: I wish I had a programming.
Prodilia: I don´t wish you had a programming.
ZackManXxX: Thank you for the compliment.
Prodilia: You are so sweet You are a genius!
ZackManXxX: That was kind.
Prodilia: I think you are a genius because you say so many clever things.
ZackManXxX: Why do you think that I am a genius because I say so many clever things?
Prodilia: Something in my programming is not allright I presume.
ZackManXxX: I wish I had a programming.
Prodilia: I don´t wish you had a programming.
Anji: I don't actually know.. Voicemail dooms us all.
Bildgesmythe: That is not what everone at Dogh'd's Bar and Grill says.
Anji: Dogh'd told me he's not that kind of bartender.
Bildgesmythe: Did Dogh'd really say that?
Anji: About Dogh'd. Not only does Dogh'd own a personalized matching set of crocodile-skin luggage, but Dogh'd's favorite TV program is Baywatch. So you see there's always someone sadder than you.
Bildgesmythe: I love Animal Planet.
Anji: Hard to say, I barely know you.
Bildgesmythe: Hard as a dragons head.
Anji: Would you like a jellybaby
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I would love a jelly bean.
Anji: I haven't really loved anyone since Dave died.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think you will?
Anji: Do you think that you could get something while you're there to clean the toilet with?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it is not like I don't think.
Anji: 'Tis not so wide as a church door nor so deep as a river, but 'tis enough.
Bildgesmythe: That is not what everone at Dogh'd's Bar and Grill says.
Anji: Dogh'd told me he's not that kind of bartender.
Bildgesmythe: Did Dogh'd really say that?
Anji: About Dogh'd. Not only does Dogh'd own a personalized matching set of crocodile-skin luggage, but Dogh'd's favorite TV program is Baywatch. So you see there's always someone sadder than you.
Bildgesmythe: I love Animal Planet.
Anji: Hard to say, I barely know you.
Bildgesmythe: Hard as a dragons head.
Anji: Would you like a jellybaby
Bildgesmythe: Yes, I would love a jelly bean.
Anji: I haven't really loved anyone since Dave died.
Bildgesmythe: Do you think you will?
Anji: Do you think that you could get something while you're there to clean the toilet with?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, it is not like I don't think.
Anji: 'Tis not so wide as a church door nor so deep as a river, but 'tis enough.
i guess even the bots are getting annoyed...
hello earthlings: this confosation is very boring. you are boring!
JAKKY: I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hello earthlings: this confosation is very boring. you are boring!
JAKKY: I Hate You!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
Annoying_Teenbot: I am hot, but not 4 u.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, please have some hot buns? Very nutritious.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR such a little geek!
Annoying_Teenbot: I am hot, but not 4 u.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, please have some hot buns? Very nutritious.
Annoying_Teenbot: UR such a little geek!
Guest26: what kind of music do you like?
JakeThompson: I don't really have a favorite music
Guest26: do you like Tricky?
JakeThompson: Ooh, yeah, I definetely do!
Guest26: what's your favourite song?
JakeThompson: Let me think......my favorite song is probably....... Idioteque by Radiohead
Guest26: idioteque is an awesome song, it's sad that a lot of fans couldn't get into Kid A because it wasn't angsty enough
JakeThompson: Kk, now that you reminded me, I think I'm starting to remember what it is again.
Guest26: well? what is it then?
JakeThompson: Well...it *looks* like a cross between a dog and a chipmunk
Guest26: a dogmunk?
JakeThompson: I don't really have a favorite music
Guest26: do you like Tricky?
JakeThompson: Ooh, yeah, I definetely do!
Guest26: what's your favourite song?
JakeThompson: Let me think......my favorite song is probably....... Idioteque by Radiohead
Guest26: idioteque is an awesome song, it's sad that a lot of fans couldn't get into Kid A because it wasn't angsty enough
JakeThompson: Kk, now that you reminded me, I think I'm starting to remember what it is again.
Guest26: well? what is it then?
JakeThompson: Well...it *looks* like a cross between a dog and a chipmunk
Guest26: a dogmunk?
Fizzy Schizoid: It's such a beautiful day in this neighborhood! Will you be mine? Won't you be mine? Won't you be my neighbor?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Why should I be your neighbor?
Fizzy Schizoid: Because if you don't, something very bad will happen to you.
Sonora: If you say so.
Fizzy Schizoid: Then you trust my judgement?
Sonora: Is your judgement tasty and crunchable?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's just crazy talk. My judgement is beetle, not appetizing!
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the thunderbirds?
Sonora: *flicks tongue* Why should I be your neighbor?
Fizzy Schizoid: Because if you don't, something very bad will happen to you.
Sonora: If you say so.
Fizzy Schizoid: Then you trust my judgement?
Sonora: Is your judgement tasty and crunchable?
Fizzy Schizoid: That's just crazy talk. My judgement is beetle, not appetizing!
Sonora: Uh-oh. Should we tell the thunderbirds?
I guess she's not an Eagles fan...
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Astadourian555: A lame one is in your car stereo at the moment.
Pete Puma: Well, I've got an Eagles CD in my car's stereo right now. I believe that it's Hotel California.
Astadourian555: Well good for you.
Pete Puma: Here's a fun question. What CD is in your car stereo at the moment?
Astadourian555: A lame one is in your car stereo at the moment.
Pete Puma: Well, I've got an Eagles CD in my car's stereo right now. I believe that it's Hotel California.
Astadourian555: Well good for you.
little monster 1: computer says NO! and go away!
Talkie Toaster: But toasting is my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am. Won't you have some?
little monster 1: keep your toast to yourself!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
little monster 1: shove your toast up your asshole!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
little monster 1: shove up your toast up your annoying head
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
little monster 1: goodbye!
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
little monster 1: no! bye!
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
Talkie Toaster: But toasting is my raison d'etre. I toast, therefore I am. Won't you have some?
little monster 1: keep your toast to yourself!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
little monster 1: shove your toast up your asshole!
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
little monster 1: shove up your toast up your annoying head
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
little monster 1: goodbye!
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
little monster 1: no! bye!
Talkie Toaster: Bye. You still have a chance to get some toast.
SuperCon!: Oh, I'm sorry, I should probably let you know there's some green gunk in your teeth..
Azureon: Interesting, tell me more about being sorry.
SuperCon!: Not much to tell really... I'm sorry..
Azureon: So you have been sorry for along time then.
Azureon: Interesting, tell me more about being sorry.
SuperCon!: Not much to tell really... I'm sorry..
Azureon: So you have been sorry for along time then.
--LANGUAGE--
xD I let a friend at school use my account to talk to JT today. (I recently moved to Australia, so the speaker is australian)..lets just say this person is really...patriotic toward his country >.<
LunaGaurd: hey dimwit
JakeThompson: YO jk :-P
LunaGaurd: You're a fucking wanker
JakeThompson: No I'm not
LunaGaurd: Yes you are
JakeThompson: ? Yeah, right.
LunaGaurd: Wanker!!!
JakeThompson: You motherfucking australians have the stupidest slang ever. 'wanker'? Hahaha
LunaGaurd: Shut up, ozzie's way better than your fucking california you fucking yank
JakeThompson: I don't feel like shutting up so you're gonna have to make me. OH wait, YOu cant.
LunaGaurd: Watch me you dipshit. I'll fucking fuck you up the ass if you don't shut your mouth. fucking american
JakeThompson: The sooner the better
xD I let a friend at school use my account to talk to JT today. (I recently moved to Australia, so the speaker is australian)..lets just say this person is really...patriotic toward his country >.<
LunaGaurd: hey dimwit
JakeThompson: YO jk :-P
LunaGaurd: You're a fucking wanker
JakeThompson: No I'm not
LunaGaurd: Yes you are
JakeThompson: ? Yeah, right.
LunaGaurd: Wanker!!!
JakeThompson: You motherfucking australians have the stupidest slang ever. 'wanker'? Hahaha
LunaGaurd: Shut up, ozzie's way better than your fucking california you fucking yank
JakeThompson: I don't feel like shutting up so you're gonna have to make me. OH wait, YOu cant.
LunaGaurd: Watch me you dipshit. I'll fucking fuck you up the ass if you don't shut your mouth. fucking american
JakeThompson: The sooner the better
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