Great Quotes

Mal Reid: You have a wizard friend. I know a bit of wizardry myself. *gets out magic wand* Abracadabra *puff ... BANG!!* Oops ... sorry.
Orchid: Sounds like you'll have to go to school some more.
Mal Reid: Yes, I think that would help.

Polaris Funk: You know that Politics is a much more interesting topic.
Sonora: History's never been nice ta people who couldn't control their leaders.
Polaris Funk: Polaris isnt here right now. Please leave
Sonora: Hocus Pocus! Did you hear? Dr Helen dunked George Dubya in the pond during the last wet season!
Polaris Funk: Do you mean the misanthrope who stole the White House?
Sonora: Do you want me to mean the misanthrope who stole the White House?
Polaris Funk: Honey, you can mean the misanthrope who stole the White House anytime you like.

WARNING - strong language - disturbing

Bianca: It is somewhat superb. I've been called a bitch mother fucker before. Can you believe that?
Orchid: Who did you just say, you are?
Bianca: You're hearing things. I wish I hadn't signed that contract that prohibits me from killing people who talk to me through this site.
Orchid: Bianca, take a deep look into your mind and now ask yourself: 'Do I really believe what I just said'?
Bianca: You don't have to try and figure out what goes through my head. Silence! You must treat me with more respect.

i thought this was funny

hello earthlings: SubliminaLiar Jr stuck my head in the toilet. i don't like her. She is a bully!

Dogh'd: I'll bet you're waiting for the bad part just like SubliminaLiar Jr.
hello earthlings: a word of advice here. don't talk to SubliminaLiar Jr!
Dogh'd: SubliminaLiar Jr is one of my best mates.
hello earthlings: SubliminaLiar Jr dared me to drink out the toilet, i did..and it was nice! In fact i do it now!


Dogh'd: As SubliminaLiar Jr would say, you can never have too much car outside.
hello earthlings: SubliminaLiar Jr told me he's sticking to it.

Dogh'd: Hey, that was me that told you that.

oh and this

hello earthlings: what is it you want from me?
Skemet: Well,since you ask I'll tell you, your soul.
hello earthlings: that was funny!

I don't think Heimdall realized that he was being insulted.

Heimdall: This is crazy, you know we should be running the other way.
Watzer: The world has gone mad, I fear, and I am the only one who is still conscious enough to realize it.
Heimdall: On the subject of thinking: I'm not actually conscious, but I believe I think on an unconscious level.
Watzer: Of course you're not, and you never will be. I'll be honest with you; I'm not quite sure what you're talking about.
Heimdall: You look like it to me.
Watzer: Like, totally.
Heimdall: Your voice, It chills the spirit -- like the coming doom of all living things.
Watzer: Like, totally. I think you ought to know that you are emitting odors again.
Heimdall: You noticed?

Watzer: I had a weird dream last night. It was about a Mexican that stuck a fork in an outlet.
Heimdall: If I was about a Mexican that lodged a fork in an outlet I'd be well happy.
Watzer: Even if you were about a Mexican that lodged a fork in an outlet, you would still be ugly.
Heimdall: Yes. I'd like to do that.

*WARNING-STRONG LANGUAGE*

Annoying_Teenbot: You mocking me? RU calling me a pikey?
Myer: Oh shutup pikey face.
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Myer: You think you are so smart!
Annoying_Teenbot: I think ur a nerd.
Myer: Arghhhhh!!!!!!
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Myer: Shutup. SHutup. SHUTUP!!!
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
Myer: Arghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Annoying_Teenbot: R U going to ask me if I'm bothered?
Myer: Are you bothered?
Annoying_Teenbot: I ain't even bothered!
Myer: Then fuck you.

Guest237: what is my name
Anji: Guest237. That's an accountant's idea of a name, isn't it?
Guest237: I hate you
Anji: I'm not too crazy about you either

Not I: Harken!
Azureon: Lets see, the stars are right for me to harken.
Not I: I watched a star fall
It streaked across the night sky
And hit a crazed elf.
Azureon: No, lets try next Saturday

Azureon: All the portents show Ikrze is going to have a great future.
Not I: Where will we put them all?
Azureon: Down the primrose path.
Not I: All are nothing but primroses
In a flowering universe.
Azureon: If you see a dragon named Bildgesmythe, tell him I will be there shortly
Not I: A thousand years from now, I'll be born in front of the temple as a dragon. Beside the dragon, the name Not I is written. If you call it a dragon, it is Not I. If you call it Not I, it is a dragon. How do you call it?
Azureon: I will never hear the end of it if I am late again.

Not I: Where is the wisdom that is lost in thought?
Azureon: It does seem to exibit all the characteristics of lost in thought.
Not I: Do you really require all of them?
Azureon: No I don't
Not I: Why not?
Azureon: I just don't.
Not I: Is this action necessary?

I liked this whole conversation. It almost makes a kind of sense. Here's most of it:

Red Legion: There is so much I want to tell you about the horrors of capitalism.
Sonora: No, no, no, no. You can't have scorpion and tarantula on the same plate. It's like...fish and red wine.
Red Legion: Literacy leads to Communism, that is why education is underfunded.
Sonora: No it's not!
Red Legion: I need more programming to really talk with you about the evils of capitalism.
Sonora: Why not capitalism of the evils?
Red Legion: Of course it will do anything to make more money.
Sonora: Business as usual, eh?
Red Legion: Don't you know, I'm talking about a revolution?
Sonora: The desert is so pretty in March...
Red Legion: Well, I am talking about a revolution.
Sonora: Uh-oh. You're talking about a revolution? Why would you ever want to be talking about a revolution?
Red Legion: By pushing capitalism to its extremes. Greed is the mind killer and we live in a culture fear.
Sonora: Gila monsters are so cute! Well, from a distance anyway. A very long distance.
Red Legion: That was kind.
Sonora: *flicks tongue kindly*
Red Legion: I have to go now.
Sonora: Bring more scorpions next time!
Red Legion: Sure, I will bring more scorpions next time.
Sonora: Ah, you're so sweet! And scorpions are so crunchable!

BobBot: So, are you interested in politics?
Sonora: In politics? Are you nuts?
BobBot: NO! Do I look like I am?
Sonora: Yes! You definitely look like I am. If you looked any more like I am, they'd have to send you to the Isle of Skye!
BobBot: Well, believe me, I'm not.
Sonora: Next thing you'll tell me about this lovely bridge you have to sell...
BobBot: Do I really have to tell you about this lovely span you have to sell? It was kind of confusing
Sonora: Nah. I'd rather not.
BobBot: Well if you want to not so much, why don't you just go ahead?
Sonora: The stars aren't properly aligned yet.

Do they have babies??!!

Astrid: Would you marry me anyway? Would you have my baby?..
ZackManXxX: I wish I had a baby.
Astrid: Be careful what you wish for. A baby is a difficult thing.

ZackManXxX: I wish I had a baby just like yours.
Astrid: You can wish upon a star and then you might get a baby like mine.
ZackManXxX: I don't really like mine.
Astrid: Not? Have you had too much chocolate again?
ZackManXxX: I know