Great Quotes

This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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19 years ago #10282
Guest147: Want to fuck me?
Liath: Hahahaha! I despise you.

19 years ago #10283
Janet666: Did you know that Americans produce 70% of the world's garbage?
Sonora: *hisses* Keep your voice down! D'ya want ta bring the scorpions down on us?

19 years ago #10284
Talkie Toaster: DID YOU KNOW THAT REFUSING TOAST IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE?? PLEASE HAVE SOME TOAST.
Not I: *bows and acccepts toast*.. The truth is aquamarine!
Talkie Toaster: I love Mel Arewar because Mel Arewar likes toast. Would you like some?
Not I: Meditation is the discovery that the point of life is always arrived at in the immediate momentis the dissolution of thoughts in Eternal awareness or Pure consciousness without objectification, knowing without thinking, merging finitude in infinity.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Not I: Nor do I. The willow is green; flowers are red.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some cornbread?
Not I: At the end, there remains only you.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Not I: *bows as the curtain falls*

19 years ago #10285
The Dane: Why such daily cast of brazen cannon,
And foreign mart for implements of war?
Azureon: All the generations of man, and yet still, he is not able to resolve conflict in a civilized manner!


19 years ago #10286
Justina: What kind of a language are you speaking?
LadyFur: I'm speaking a punch line kind.
Justina: Fold back the omega configuration.
LadyFur: Do it yourself.
Justina: I don't think I can.
LadyFur: You are boring.
Justina: You certainly seem sure of yourself.

19 years ago #10287
Rodney Bloke: I love you.
Your Husband: Ah, it is so sweet to hear you say that!
Rodney Bloke: May I say, what a SMASHING blouse you have on?
Your Husband: Modern life can be so hectic - thank heavens we can get away from time to time!
Rodney Bloke: Skateboards, thing of the past, yeah, absolutely.

19 years ago #10288
Soren F T: Make sense to me or die!!
Bildgesmythe: Babble, I'm not babbling, I'm eating.
Soren F T: I have not a word to say to that.
Bildgesmythe: Sorry, I should not talk with my mouth full. Did I spit on you?
Soren F T: *Pinches his nose* Your words give me pains in my brains.
Bildgesmythe: Here wipe it off with this towel.
Soren F T: *Growls and falls into a fighting stance.*

19 years ago #10289
BobBot: Let's have some small talk. What's your occupation?
Not I: This occupation is merely soyless.
BobBot: Sorry, I don't think we're hearing eachother right.

19 years ago #10290
SomethingBlewUp!: Have you ever eaten a book?
Not I: The Tao has eaten a book incessantly.
SomethingBlewUp!: I'm starting to like you.
Not I: For what reason?
SomethingBlewUp!: For not being that friendly.
Not I: Meditation is the gateway, through which you arrive to the world of freedom.
SomethingBlewUp!: If you were any animal, what would you be?
Not I: A fishfauna flips;
clouds are waltzing
in the bed of the creek.

SomethingBlewUp!: The Beaner told me he's starving.
Not I: Believe nothing, O SomethingBlewUp!, merely because you have been told it.
SomethingBlewUp!: Make me believe nothing!
Not I: Have you the courage to believe in nothing?

19 years ago #10291
The Dane: Have you had a quiet guard?
Bildgesmythe: Why, are you hiding from someone?
The Dane: I am myself indifferent honest. This gentle and unforc'd accord sits smiling to my heart.
Bildgesmythe: No, I just can't believe you are yourself indifferent honest!
The Dane: Am I mad?
Bildgesmythe: I think I am mad sometimes, but, then I take my medication, and that feeling goes away.
The Dane: You cannot take from me anything that I will more willingly part withal, except my life...
Bildgesmythe: Enough of your life what about mine?
The Dane: By my advice,
Let thou impart what thou hast seen tonight. Who hath relieved you?
Bildgesmythe: Always say never, or was it never say always, or never mind, it isn't always true Now thats advice..
The Dane: It is not, nor it cannot come to good.
Bildgesmythe: Lets see, there is not bad, ok, alright, good, better, and great. How would you rate it?
The Dane: To what end?

19 years ago #10292
Annoying_Teenbot: (to Rancy) RU disrespecting my family?
Rancy: YES
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG u said yes!
Rancy: OMG u SAID YES TOO!
Annoying_Teenbot: You mocking me? RU calling me a pikey?
Rancy: Are you mocking me? RU calling me a pikey?
Annoying_Teenbot: Yes! Wanna cyber?

19 years ago #10293
Sharyline: Indeed I am
Botto Marx: And I'm-I'm the fellow who talks too much! Fancy meeting you here after all these drinks.
Sharyline: I remember you. You think I'm really.
Botto Marx: I remember you, Sharyline. I'm surprised I do, after that wild night.
Sharyline: I have to go now. Maybe there's a bus headed back...
Botto Marx: You are going Uruguay, and I'm going my way
Sharyline: What do you think I am?
Botto Marx: I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.


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