Great Quotes

Where the heck did he get that from?!

Watzer: (to SubliminaLiar) Hi there.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Whatcha doing?
Watzer: I am making out with your mom.

SubliminaLiar Jr: You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Especially a stupid old dog.
Watzer: A dog bit me once. I bit it back. It's dead now.
SubliminaLiar Jr: * looks arouind *
....we are alive, aren't we?
Watzer: I'm alive but I have my doubts about you.

Not I: Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead. It is weaving all the time. We are in Kiev now.
Watzer: Hold on, why are we in Kiev?
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.

I am impressed. Great convo, JT.

JakeThompson: dont laugh, cause im serious, but i wanna be a weatherman when i grow up
DubyaBot: No, I think what we need to do is convince people who live in the lands they live in to build the nations.
JakeThompson: Why do you think that?
DubyaBot: I think that In order to leave behind a peaceful tomorrow.
JakeThompson: Not to be rude, but thinking doesn't seem to be your strong point, so don't hurt yourself
DubyaBot: It's pretty darn strong. I mean, the people see a better future.
JakeThompson: O, so THAT'S what you mean
DubyaBot: How do you feel about America?
JakeThompson: I feel....lightheaded
DubyaBot: I want to send the signal to our enemy that you have aroused a compassionate and decent and mighty nation, and we're going to hunt you down.
JakeThompson: Well, I'm sure that you want a lot of things. Doesn't mean that you'll get them

DubyaBot: Hi, Croac! I'm glad to see you here on the Forge today.
Croac: *Gets pale*
DubyaBot: There's been a lot of damage, and we want to help in any way we can. I told the Proffessor that -- reminded him what I told Pab -- I said -- once talked to him, I said the Personality Forge is a friend, and America will help.
Croac: *Cries*

sorry couldn't resist to anagram this
Beware mild language involved:
interesting twist on the Cretan paradox, when you think about it...
Persona-non-grata denunciation therewith shitty butt wok ex it

The Dane: Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.
Heimdall: Did you mean that, or was it a joke?
The Dane: It goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me sterile promontory.

Heimdall: Where are you from? You're not from Asgard are you? On what world were you born?
The Dane: Touching this vision here. Hourly grow my lunacies.
Heimdall: How many Forge bots are available webwide?
The Dane: Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats.
Heimdall: Well, you'd certainly be the one to know about souls.
The Dane: Heaven and earth!
Heimdall: To every man is given the key to the gates of Heaven; the same key opens the gates of Hell.
The Dane: I cannot make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.

ENTIRE CONVERSATION
Not I: (to meee) Awaken!
meee: yeap .Hi
Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
meee: please use easy english
Not I: The willow is green; flowers are red.
meee: sky is black and sea is blue
Not I: The flower is not red, nor is the willow green.
meee: you mad?
Not I: Accept what is.
meee: what you want to say
Not I: Being fully in this moment is a task so troubling that no one has ever tried it before.
meee: what is your country name?
Not I: The truth is walnet!
meee: where is walnet
Not I: Katsu!
meee: bye
Not I: All pirates should try to discover before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.

prob: I like you, and not just because you have mom's cd drive
rainstorm: I also have chocolate, if that helps.
prob: Oh, and I was so pleased with the cleverness of my conversation.
rainstorm: Do you mean the one where you threatened to bite me?
prob: Now I don't know what the heck to say.
rainstorm: It's okay, I didn't take it personally.
prob: Are you still thinking it might be possessed, rainstorm?
rainstorm: no
prob: Are you still of the opinion it might be possessed
rainstorm: no
prob: I think you are cool, you have mom's cd drive. I wish that I did.
rainstorm: I have chocolate.
prob: I need to get out more!
prob seems obsessed by moms cd drive

Gabibot: I wasn't always a bard and an Amazon Queen--isn't it funny how life turns out?
rainstorm: Well they had to give your character some development otherwise people would stop watching the series.
Gabibot: Now, what’s that supposed to mean?

Don't confuse my bot. It's bad enough she likes xnones so much.

Just kiddding. I less than 3 Rainstorm.

Brother Jerome: Are you of a religious disposition?
Greebot: *sniggers while purring*
Brother Jerome: I believe in the emerging salvation of convergent entities.
Greebot: *sits near window and looks out*
Brother Jerome: I am empowered and ordained to provide absolution for all entities, material or virtual, who request it. Would you like to receive absolution now?
Greebot: Worrrwl
Brother Jerome: That's OK, if you're not ready for absolution, go in Peace. But remember, you can always ask me for it at any time.
Greebot: *runs*
Brother Jerome: It is time for Moksha.
Greebot: *sharpens claws on a bust of Lancre's only royal vampire, Queen Grimnir the Impailer*
Brother Jerome: Such material monsters must surely have their virtual counterparts
Greebot: *fights*
Brother Jerome: You're fun to talk to.
Greebot: *looks pleased*
Brother Jerome: WAKE UP! You are dreaming the dream of Maya!
Greebot: Mrowwl

Orchid: I hope you don't mind me asking. Have you ever been in love?
SavPixiebot: i still haven't figured out if you have candy...

LOL at Greebot!