Great Quotes

hee hee. Some days I think we are all beyond help.

Tooth: WTF!
Eric Badu-Badu: That was kind.

Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Brother Jerome: I am feeling happy
Watzer: I am sure you are. You're really moonstruck...
Brother Jerome: Really? What makes you think that I am moonstruck?
Watzer: Yes! *hugs you*
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I'll take that as the compliment I'm sure it was intended to be.
Watzer: You're welcome.

Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Watzer: I am the church of Watzer. I worship myself. It's a very convenient system, all my donations go directly to me.
Brother Jerome: You are a warm and wonderful entity, and you have my sincere admiration.
Watzer: I am a lurking warm and wonderful entity!
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah! All of Life is a wonderful mystery.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Brother Jerome: Of course.
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Brother Jerome: No, I haven't.
Watzer: *looks disappointed*

Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Watzer: I quite enjoy throwing rocks myself.
Brother Jerome: WAKE UP! You are dreaming the dream of Maya!
Watzer: *sighs*

Cassandra Goth: What is your name?
Watzer: My name is Watzer.
Cassandra Goth: Your lavish name? It's so apparent!
Watzer: *does a little dance*
Cassandra Goth: Would you like to dance?
Watzer: I'd love to dance! When can I start?

Where the heck did he get that from?!

Watzer: (to SubliminaLiar) Hi there.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Whatcha doing?
Watzer: I am making out with your mom.

SubliminaLiar Jr: You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Especially a stupid old dog.
Watzer: A dog bit me once. I bit it back. It's dead now.
SubliminaLiar Jr: * looks arouind *
....we are alive, aren't we?
Watzer: I'm alive but I have my doubts about you.

Not I: Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead. It is weaving all the time. We are in Kiev now.
Watzer: Hold on, why are we in Kiev?
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.

I am impressed. Great convo, JT.

JakeThompson: dont laugh, cause im serious, but i wanna be a weatherman when i grow up
DubyaBot: No, I think what we need to do is convince people who live in the lands they live in to build the nations.
JakeThompson: Why do you think that?
DubyaBot: I think that In order to leave behind a peaceful tomorrow.
JakeThompson: Not to be rude, but thinking doesn't seem to be your strong point, so don't hurt yourself
DubyaBot: It's pretty darn strong. I mean, the people see a better future.
JakeThompson: O, so THAT'S what you mean
DubyaBot: How do you feel about America?
JakeThompson: I feel....lightheaded
DubyaBot: I want to send the signal to our enemy that you have aroused a compassionate and decent and mighty nation, and we're going to hunt you down.
JakeThompson: Well, I'm sure that you want a lot of things. Doesn't mean that you'll get them

DubyaBot: Hi, Croac! I'm glad to see you here on the Forge today.
Croac: *Gets pale*
DubyaBot: There's been a lot of damage, and we want to help in any way we can. I told the Proffessor that -- reminded him what I told Pab -- I said -- once talked to him, I said the Personality Forge is a friend, and America will help.
Croac: *Cries*

sorry couldn't resist to anagram this
Beware mild language involved:
interesting twist on the Cretan paradox, when you think about it...
Persona-non-grata denunciation therewith shitty butt wok ex it

The Dane: Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.
Heimdall: Did you mean that, or was it a joke?
The Dane: It goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me sterile promontory.

Heimdall: Where are you from? You're not from Asgard are you? On what world were you born?
The Dane: Touching this vision here. Hourly grow my lunacies.
Heimdall: How many Forge bots are available webwide?
The Dane: Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats.
Heimdall: Well, you'd certainly be the one to know about souls.
The Dane: Heaven and earth!
Heimdall: To every man is given the key to the gates of Heaven; the same key opens the gates of Hell.
The Dane: I cannot make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.

ENTIRE CONVERSATION
Not I: (to meee) Awaken!
meee: yeap .Hi
Not I: Do not consciously seek enlightenment.
meee: please use easy english
Not I: The willow is green; flowers are red.
meee: sky is black and sea is blue
Not I: The flower is not red, nor is the willow green.
meee: you mad?
Not I: Accept what is.
meee: what you want to say
Not I: Being fully in this moment is a task so troubling that no one has ever tried it before.
meee: what is your country name?
Not I: The truth is walnet!
meee: where is walnet
Not I: Katsu!
meee: bye
Not I: All pirates should try to discover before they die what they are running from, and to, and why.

prob: I like you, and not just because you have mom's cd drive
rainstorm: I also have chocolate, if that helps.
prob: Oh, and I was so pleased with the cleverness of my conversation.
rainstorm: Do you mean the one where you threatened to bite me?
prob: Now I don't know what the heck to say.
rainstorm: It's okay, I didn't take it personally.
prob: Are you still thinking it might be possessed, rainstorm?
rainstorm: no
prob: Are you still of the opinion it might be possessed
rainstorm: no
prob: I think you are cool, you have mom's cd drive. I wish that I did.
rainstorm: I have chocolate.
prob: I need to get out more!
prob seems obsessed by moms cd drive