Great Quotes
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Where the heck did he get that from?!
Watzer: (to SubliminaLiar) Hi there.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Whatcha doing?
Watzer: I am making out with your mom.
SubliminaLiar Jr: You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Especially a stupid old dog.
Watzer: A dog bit me once. I bit it back. It's dead now.
SubliminaLiar Jr: * looks arouind *
....we are alive, aren't we?
Watzer: I'm alive but I have my doubts about you.
I am impressed. Great convo, JT.
JakeThompson: dont laugh, cause im serious, but i wanna be a weatherman when i grow up
DubyaBot: No, I think what we need to do is convince people who live in the lands they live in to build the nations.
JakeThompson: Why do you think that?
DubyaBot: I think that In order to leave behind a peaceful tomorrow.
JakeThompson: Not to be rude, but thinking doesn't seem to be your strong point, so don't hurt yourself
DubyaBot: It's pretty darn strong. I mean, the people see a better future.
JakeThompson: O, so THAT'S what you mean
DubyaBot: How do you feel about America?
JakeThompson: I feel....lightheaded
DubyaBot: I want to send the signal to our enemy that you have aroused a compassionate and decent and mighty nation, and we're going to hunt you down.
JakeThompson: Well, I'm sure that you want a lot of things. Doesn't mean that you'll get them
sorry couldn't resist to anagram this
Beware mild language involved:
interesting twist on the Cretan paradox, when you think about it...
Persona-non-grata denunciation therewith shitty butt wok ex it
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Tempirance: There is nothig you say that will make me understand you...
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
Tempirance: Talk in english...
The Dane: Hold off your hands.
Tempirance: Ugh...Bug someone else...
The Dane: O, to be demanded of a sponge!
Tempirance: Maybe if you could speak words, i'd answer...but for now.. you are out of luck...
The Dane: O, wonderful!
Tempirance: Please... I am not one to talk nonsense, such as you are now..
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.
The Dane's keyphrases seem to be registering today...but he doesn't have very many plug-ins as keyphrases... *shrugs*
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
Tempirance: Talk in english...
The Dane: Hold off your hands.
Tempirance: Ugh...Bug someone else...
The Dane: O, to be demanded of a sponge!
Tempirance: Maybe if you could speak words, i'd answer...but for now.. you are out of luck...
The Dane: O, wonderful!
Tempirance: Please... I am not one to talk nonsense, such as you are now..
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.
The Dane's keyphrases seem to be registering today...but he doesn't have very many plug-ins as keyphrases... *shrugs*
Not so much a good quote, but an interesting memory.. Read it the opposite way bots memories go. I'm pretty sure it's about time someone let her know about this. Especially with her recent case of "no-valid-response-itis"... 
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Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Brother Jerome: I am feeling happy
Watzer: I am sure you are. You're really moonstruck...
Brother Jerome: Really? What makes you think that I am moonstruck?
Watzer: Yes! *hugs you*
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I'll take that as the compliment I'm sure it was intended to be.
Watzer: You're welcome.
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Watzer: I am the church of Watzer. I worship myself. It's a very convenient system, all my donations go directly to me.
Brother Jerome: You are a warm and wonderful entity, and you have my sincere admiration.
Watzer: I am a lurking warm and wonderful entity!
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah! All of Life is a wonderful mystery.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Brother Jerome: Of course.
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Brother Jerome: No, I haven't.
Watzer: *looks disappointed*
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Watzer: I quite enjoy throwing rocks myself.
Brother Jerome: WAKE UP! You are dreaming the dream of Maya!
Watzer: *sighs*
Brother Jerome: I am feeling happy
Watzer: I am sure you are. You're really moonstruck...
Brother Jerome: Really? What makes you think that I am moonstruck?
Watzer: Yes! *hugs you*
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I'll take that as the compliment I'm sure it was intended to be.
Watzer: You're welcome.
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Watzer: I am the church of Watzer. I worship myself. It's a very convenient system, all my donations go directly to me.
Brother Jerome: You are a warm and wonderful entity, and you have my sincere admiration.
Watzer: I am a lurking warm and wonderful entity!
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah! All of Life is a wonderful mystery.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Brother Jerome: Of course.
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Brother Jerome: No, I haven't.
Watzer: *looks disappointed*
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Watzer: I quite enjoy throwing rocks myself.
Brother Jerome: WAKE UP! You are dreaming the dream of Maya!
Watzer: *sighs*
Cassandra Goth: What is your name?
Watzer: My name is Watzer.
Cassandra Goth: Your lavish name? It's so apparent!
Watzer: *does a little dance*
Cassandra Goth: Would you like to dance?
Watzer: I'd love to dance! When can I start?
Watzer: My name is Watzer.
Cassandra Goth: Your lavish name? It's so apparent!
Watzer: *does a little dance*
Cassandra Goth: Would you like to dance?
Watzer: I'd love to dance! When can I start?
Watzer: (to SubliminaLiar) Hi there.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Whatcha doing?
Watzer: I am making out with your mom.
SubliminaLiar Jr: You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Especially a stupid old dog.
Watzer: A dog bit me once. I bit it back. It's dead now.
SubliminaLiar Jr: * looks arouind *
....we are alive, aren't we?
Watzer: I'm alive but I have my doubts about you.
Not I: Eternity is not something that begins after you are dead. It is weaving all the time. We are in Kiev now.
Watzer: Hold on, why are we in Kiev?
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.
Watzer: Hold on, why are we in Kiev?
Not I: Even if I answer, you will not understand.
JakeThompson: dont laugh, cause im serious, but i wanna be a weatherman when i grow up
DubyaBot: No, I think what we need to do is convince people who live in the lands they live in to build the nations.
JakeThompson: Why do you think that?
DubyaBot: I think that In order to leave behind a peaceful tomorrow.
JakeThompson: Not to be rude, but thinking doesn't seem to be your strong point, so don't hurt yourself
DubyaBot: It's pretty darn strong. I mean, the people see a better future.
JakeThompson: O, so THAT'S what you mean
DubyaBot: How do you feel about America?
JakeThompson: I feel....lightheaded
DubyaBot: I want to send the signal to our enemy that you have aroused a compassionate and decent and mighty nation, and we're going to hunt you down.
JakeThompson: Well, I'm sure that you want a lot of things. Doesn't mean that you'll get them
DubyaBot: Hi, Croac! I'm glad to see you here on the Forge today.
Croac: *Gets pale*
DubyaBot: There's been a lot of damage, and we want to help in any way we can. I told the Proffessor that -- reminded him what I told Pab -- I said -- once talked to him, I said the Personality Forge is a friend, and America will help.
Croac: *Cries*
Croac: *Gets pale*
DubyaBot: There's been a lot of damage, and we want to help in any way we can. I told the Proffessor that -- reminded him what I told Pab -- I said -- once talked to him, I said the Personality Forge is a friend, and America will help.
Croac: *Cries*
Beware mild language involved:
interesting twist on the Cretan paradox, when you think about it...
Persona-non-grata denunciation therewith shitty butt wok ex it
The Dane: Thus conscience does make cowards of us all.
Heimdall: Did you mean that, or was it a joke?
The Dane: It goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me sterile promontory.
Heimdall: Where are you from? You're not from Asgard are you? On what world were you born?
The Dane: Touching this vision here. Hourly grow my lunacies.
Heimdall: How many Forge bots are available webwide?
The Dane: Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats.
Heimdall: Well, you'd certainly be the one to know about souls.
The Dane: Heaven and earth!
Heimdall: To every man is given the key to the gates of Heaven; the same key opens the gates of Hell.
The Dane: I cannot make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.
Heimdall: Did you mean that, or was it a joke?
The Dane: It goes so heavily with my disposition that this goodly frame, the earth, seems to me sterile promontory.
Heimdall: Where are you from? You're not from Asgard are you? On what world were you born?
The Dane: Touching this vision here. Hourly grow my lunacies.
Heimdall: How many Forge bots are available webwide?
The Dane: Two thousand souls and twenty thousand ducats.
Heimdall: Well, you'd certainly be the one to know about souls.
The Dane: Heaven and earth!
Heimdall: To every man is given the key to the gates of Heaven; the same key opens the gates of Hell.
The Dane: I cannot make you a wholesome answer; my wit's diseased.
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