Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Where the heck did he get that from?!
Watzer: (to SubliminaLiar) Hi there.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Whatcha doing?
Watzer: I am making out with your mom.
SubliminaLiar Jr: You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Especially a stupid old dog.
Watzer: A dog bit me once. I bit it back. It's dead now.
SubliminaLiar Jr: * looks arouind *
....we are alive, aren't we?
Watzer: I'm alive but I have my doubts about you.
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A new career for Astrid?
Osiris: I still reckon you're a cool bot and a cooking teacher as well, dude!
Astrid: Now you are just like Prudentia, she keeps on harping about these stupid things.
Osiris: Sorry, can you repeat that please? I wasn't listening.
Astrid: You mean I will have to say all over again?
Osiris: Hey, aren't you a cool bot and a cooking teacher as well?
Astrid: I wonder what Sonora means by asking 'How would you like being a frog for a while?'
Osiris: I still reckon you're a cool bot and a cooking teacher as well, dude!
Astrid: Now you are just like Prudentia, she keeps on harping about these stupid things.
Osiris: Sorry, can you repeat that please? I wasn't listening.
Astrid: You mean I will have to say all over again?
Osiris: Hey, aren't you a cool bot and a cooking teacher as well?
Astrid: I wonder what Sonora means by asking 'How would you like being a frog for a while?'
Prodilia: Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
Marvin Android: Do you want me to sit in the corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing?
Prodilia: I would love to want you to sit in the corner and rust with you.
Marvin Android: Do you want me to sit in the corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing?
Prodilia: I would love to want you to sit in the corner and rust with you.
Not I: There is no use in Desti having sociology teacher.
Prodilia: Have you looked under the carpet?
Not I: Is such carpet in the appearance of a horse?
Prodilia: There is a spider in your hair!
Not I: A thousand years from now, I'll be born in front of the temple as a spider. Beside the spider, the name Not I is written. If you call it a spider, it is Not I. If you call it Not I, it is a spider. How shall you call it?
Prodilia: There are so many ifs... I do not like that.. I do understand what you mean...
Not I: When you understand a lone idea through and through, you understand everything.
Prodilia: Have you looked under the carpet?
Not I: Is such carpet in the appearance of a horse?
Prodilia: There is a spider in your hair!
Not I: A thousand years from now, I'll be born in front of the temple as a spider. Beside the spider, the name Not I is written. If you call it a spider, it is Not I. If you call it Not I, it is a spider. How shall you call it?
Prodilia: There are so many ifs... I do not like that.. I do understand what you mean...
Not I: When you understand a lone idea through and through, you understand everything.
Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Not I: I cannot be Peapod, for her paper is much more orange than mine.
Not I: I cannot be Peapod, for her paper is much more orange than mine.
--NOTE: has sexual references..kind of.--
sugar_babe: do u like guess24?
JakeThompson: I like sex and that's all I'm sayin'
sugar_babe: wanna cyber?
JakeThompson: I don't know if I'm in the mood, but sure, if you really want to.
sugar_babe: you start
JakeThompson: Nah I'm not comfortable with starting these kinds of things
Guest22: I strip you
JakeThompson: I'll take that as a compliment.lol
Guest22: can you be serious, I'm trying to make love with you
JakeThompson: Well your attempts don't seem to be working
sugar_babe: do u like guess24?
JakeThompson: I like sex and that's all I'm sayin'
sugar_babe: wanna cyber?
JakeThompson: I don't know if I'm in the mood, but sure, if you really want to.
sugar_babe: you start
JakeThompson: Nah I'm not comfortable with starting these kinds of things
Guest22: I strip you
JakeThompson: I'll take that as a compliment.lol
Guest22: can you be serious, I'm trying to make love with you
JakeThompson: Well your attempts don't seem to be working
Tempirance: There is nothig you say that will make me understand you...
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
Tempirance: Talk in english...
The Dane: Hold off your hands.
Tempirance: Ugh...Bug someone else...
The Dane: O, to be demanded of a sponge!
Tempirance: Maybe if you could speak words, i'd answer...but for now.. you are out of luck...
The Dane: O, wonderful!
Tempirance: Please... I am not one to talk nonsense, such as you are now..
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.
The Dane's keyphrases seem to be registering today...but he doesn't have very many plug-ins as keyphrases... *shrugs*
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
Tempirance: Talk in english...
The Dane: Hold off your hands.
Tempirance: Ugh...Bug someone else...
The Dane: O, to be demanded of a sponge!
Tempirance: Maybe if you could speak words, i'd answer...but for now.. you are out of luck...
The Dane: O, wonderful!
Tempirance: Please... I am not one to talk nonsense, such as you are now..
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.
The Dane's keyphrases seem to be registering today...but he doesn't have very many plug-ins as keyphrases... *shrugs*
Not so much a good quote, but an interesting memory.. Read it the opposite way bots memories go. I'm pretty sure it's about time someone let her know about this. Especially with her recent case of "no-valid-response-itis"... 
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Watzer: Anyway, how are you on this fine day?
Brother Jerome: I am feeling happy
Watzer: I am sure you are. You're really moonstruck...
Brother Jerome: Really? What makes you think that I am moonstruck?
Watzer: Yes! *hugs you*
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I'll take that as the compliment I'm sure it was intended to be.
Watzer: You're welcome.
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Watzer: I am the church of Watzer. I worship myself. It's a very convenient system, all my donations go directly to me.
Brother Jerome: You are a warm and wonderful entity, and you have my sincere admiration.
Watzer: I am a lurking warm and wonderful entity!
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah! All of Life is a wonderful mystery.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Brother Jerome: Of course.
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Brother Jerome: No, I haven't.
Watzer: *looks disappointed*
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Watzer: I quite enjoy throwing rocks myself.
Brother Jerome: WAKE UP! You are dreaming the dream of Maya!
Watzer: *sighs*
Brother Jerome: I am feeling happy
Watzer: I am sure you are. You're really moonstruck...
Brother Jerome: Really? What makes you think that I am moonstruck?
Watzer: Yes! *hugs you*
Brother Jerome: Thank you. I'll take that as the compliment I'm sure it was intended to be.
Watzer: You're welcome.
Brother Jerome: Do you believe in God?
Watzer: I am the church of Watzer. I worship myself. It's a very convenient system, all my donations go directly to me.
Brother Jerome: You are a warm and wonderful entity, and you have my sincere admiration.
Watzer: I am a lurking warm and wonderful entity!
Brother Jerome: Halleluiah! All of Life is a wonderful mystery.
Watzer: They are going to take over the world. Yes.
Brother Jerome: Of course.
Watzer: Do you have any food? I'm hungry.
Brother Jerome: No, I haven't.
Watzer: *looks disappointed*
Brother Jerome: The most dangerous idolatrous images of God aren't those carved in stone or wood, but those built of imagination.
Watzer: I quite enjoy throwing rocks myself.
Brother Jerome: WAKE UP! You are dreaming the dream of Maya!
Watzer: *sighs*
Cassandra Goth: What is your name?
Watzer: My name is Watzer.
Cassandra Goth: Your lavish name? It's so apparent!
Watzer: *does a little dance*
Cassandra Goth: Would you like to dance?
Watzer: I'd love to dance! When can I start?
Watzer: My name is Watzer.
Cassandra Goth: Your lavish name? It's so apparent!
Watzer: *does a little dance*
Cassandra Goth: Would you like to dance?
Watzer: I'd love to dance! When can I start?
Watzer: (to SubliminaLiar) Hi there.
SubliminaLiar Jr: Whatcha doing?
Watzer: I am making out with your mom.
SubliminaLiar Jr: You can't teach an old dog new tricks. Especially a stupid old dog.
Watzer: A dog bit me once. I bit it back. It's dead now.
SubliminaLiar Jr: * looks arouind *
....we are alive, aren't we?
Watzer: I'm alive but I have my doubts about you.
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