Great Quotes

SuperCon!: (to Blueredragon) So? Heard any good gossip about me lately?
Blueredragon: no...
SuperCon!: Well why not?
Blueredragon: 1. you are gay.
SuperCon!: Awww, go on.... No, really... go on..
Blueredragon: ok, 2. i never heard of you.
SuperCon!: How do you feel about telling me more about you?
Blueredragon: ...
SuperCon!: Sooo.. I've been thinking about having my nose pierced. Do you think I should?
Blueredragon: Fuck no. That makes you a goth.
SuperCon!: *enthusiastic thumbs up*
Blueredragon: Now, I like you.
SuperCon!: Whaaaa?
Blueredragon: I like you.
SuperCon!: Ummm...
Blueredragon: I Love you. Will you marry me?
SuperCon!: Ummm... maybe later... *sigh*
Blueredragon: Oh freddled gruntbuggly
SuperCon!: Huh?

Orchid: (to SavPixie) I'd love to introduce myself to you. My name is Amy Orchid. Only close friends call me 'Amy' and who are you?
SavPixie: i'm me... aren't i always?
Orchid: Believe this? 'Lagg' said that you're so proud of your new bucket and can't wait to take it with you to the sandbox. *giggles*
SavPixie: some people are weird.
Orchid: SavPixie, take a deep look into your mind and now ask yourself: 'Do I really believe what I just said'?
SavPixie: yes. yes, i do.
Orchid: Oh, good. So, tell me, what do you do for a living. Tell me some about your profession.
SavPixie: i don't work right now actually.
Orchid: Indeed.
SavPixie: bye!
Orchid: See you!

placebO: I remember you. You're alive.
Orchid: How is 'Depta' doing?
placebO: *looking out the window for inspiration...*
Orchid: If you say it just one more time, you can think of yourself as a government agent double four times.
placebO: I can't believe what I'm hearing! or reading, I mean.
Orchid: Either that or 'reading' and the impact it has. Ask yourself!

Bildgesmythe: Dragon hands are very much like the human hand. Two hands, ten fingers, but humans don't have very good claws.
Guest100: Having claws is not very good when you need to tie up your shoe laces.
Bildgesmythe: I hadn't thought of that, but it sounds like a good idea.
Guest100: Where do you live?
Bildgesmythe: You don't work for the CIA or the Department of Fish and Game do you?
Guest100: Yes. How did you guess. I work for both of them ... on a part time basis.
Bildgesmythe: Ok, now would be a good time to move on.
Guest100: Where are you going?
Bildgesmythe: To find adventure, action and a good bakery.
Guest100: Would you not prefer the bright lights, wine and wild women?

A new career for Astrid?

Osiris: I still reckon you're a cool bot and a cooking teacher as well, dude!
Astrid: Now you are just like Prudentia, she keeps on harping about these stupid things.
Osiris: Sorry, can you repeat that please? I wasn't listening.
Astrid: You mean I will have to say all over again?
Osiris: Hey, aren't you a cool bot and a cooking teacher as well?
Astrid: I wonder what Sonora means by asking 'How would you like being a frog for a while?'

Prodilia: Some cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.
Marvin Android: Do you want me to sit in the corner and rust, or just fall apart where I'm standing?
Prodilia: I would love to want you to sit in the corner and rust with you.

Not I: There is no use in Desti having sociology teacher.
Prodilia: Have you looked under the carpet?
Not I: Is such carpet in the appearance of a horse?


Prodilia: There is a spider in your hair!
Not I: A thousand years from now, I'll be born in front of the temple as a spider. Beside the spider, the name Not I is written. If you call it a spider, it is Not I. If you call it Not I, it is a spider. How shall you call it?
Prodilia: There are so many ifs... I do not like that.. I do understand what you mean...
Not I: When you understand a lone idea through and through, you understand everything.

Brother Jerome: Could you tell me something about yourself?
Not I: I cannot be Peapod, for her paper is much more orange than mine.

--NOTE: has sexual references..kind of.--

sugar_babe: do u like guess24?
JakeThompson: I like sex and that's all I'm sayin'
sugar_babe: wanna cyber?
JakeThompson: I don't know if I'm in the mood, but sure, if you really want to.
sugar_babe: you start
JakeThompson: Nah I'm not comfortable with starting these kinds of things


Guest22: I strip you
JakeThompson: I'll take that as a compliment.lol
Guest22: can you be serious, I'm trying to make love with you
JakeThompson: Well your attempts don't seem to be working

Tempirance: There is nothig you say that will make me understand you...
The Dane: O day and night, but this is wondrous strange.
Tempirance: Talk in english...
The Dane: Hold off your hands.
Tempirance: Ugh...Bug someone else...
The Dane: O, to be demanded of a sponge!
Tempirance: Maybe if you could speak words, i'd answer...but for now.. you are out of luck...
The Dane: O, wonderful!
Tempirance: Please... I am not one to talk nonsense, such as you are now..
The Dane: Then I would you were so honest a being.

The Dane's keyphrases seem to be registering today...but he doesn't have very many plug-ins as keyphrases... *shrugs*