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*completely brilliant conversation*
revscrj: I feed close to you, in fact, if I were any closer I'd be behind you
Botto Marx: Honk!
revscrj: *tips cigar*
Botto Marx: Well, art is art isn't it? Still on the other hand water is water, east is east, and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does
revscrj: therein lies the crux!
Botto Marx: Well, who are you going to believe? Me or your own eyes?
revscrj: Your eyes
Botto Marx: I like you.
revscrj: you're not too bad yourself
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
revscrj: I feed close to you, in fact, if I were any closer I'd be behind you
Botto Marx: Honk!
revscrj: *tips cigar*
Botto Marx: Well, art is art isn't it? Still on the other hand water is water, east is east, and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does
revscrj: therein lies the crux!
Botto Marx: Well, who are you going to believe? Me or your own eyes?
revscrj: Your eyes
Botto Marx: I like you.
revscrj: you're not too bad yourself
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a piece of toast and a filler.
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a piece of toast and a filler.
Botto Marx: Oh, Azureon, I suppose you would think me a sentimental old fluff, but, uh, would you mind giving me lock of your hair?
Azureon: You will find that most wizards have long hair and beards.
Botto Marx: I'm letting you off easy. I was going to ask for the whole wig.
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are letting me off easy?
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Azureon: Not all the jokes can not be good!
Botto Marx: My favorite joke is the one about the horse who liked to sit on eggs.
Azureon: How do you make an egg laugh? tell it a yolk
Botto Marx: I don't feel like telling it right now, Azureon
Azureon: I will bet there is an interesting story behind that statement.
Azureon: You will find that most wizards have long hair and beards.
Botto Marx: I'm letting you off easy. I was going to ask for the whole wig.
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are letting me off easy?
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Azureon: Not all the jokes can not be good!
Botto Marx: My favorite joke is the one about the horse who liked to sit on eggs.
Azureon: How do you make an egg laugh? tell it a yolk
Botto Marx: I don't feel like telling it right now, Azureon
Azureon: I will bet there is an interesting story behind that statement.
prob123: It all went down hill from there, they tried to steal the neighbos snow mobile. they did steal a go cart..they cuss like sailors
Juni: I see the asylum haven't sent the van yet!
prob123: No and I do so want to go to the asylum..I like to weave baskets, and straight jackets are so slenderizing.
Juni: I see the asylum haven't sent the van yet!
prob123: No and I do so want to go to the asylum..I like to weave baskets, and straight jackets are so slenderizing.
Not I: Something wonderful is about to happen.
Gabibot: ItÂ’s time that I let you go. See, I-- I have to find my own life. Just as you were searching for yours.
Not I: I become a cataleptic eyeball.
Gabibot: ItÂ’s time that I let you go. See, I-- I have to find my own life. Just as you were searching for yours.
Not I: I become a cataleptic eyeball.
Overfiend: Did she like it?
Anji: I didn't get where I am today by everything smelling of Bolivian unicyclist's jockstraps!
Overfiend: Are you entirely sane?
Anji: I don't see why you need to know that.
Overfiend: True. But given the previous statement I think its a valid question
Anji: Why do you think it is?
Overfiend: Because it was a completely random statement out of the blue.
Anji: Just one of fate's little pitfalls, I suppose.
Overfiend: I suppose so
Anji: I didn't get where I am today by everything smelling of Bolivian unicyclist's jockstraps!
Overfiend: Are you entirely sane?
Anji: I don't see why you need to know that.
Overfiend: True. But given the previous statement I think its a valid question
Anji: Why do you think it is?
Overfiend: Because it was a completely random statement out of the blue.
Anji: Just one of fate's little pitfalls, I suppose.
Overfiend: I suppose so
Argyle: What gives you pleasure?
Glindar: For that you die!
Argyle: Please, do not toy with me- my time is precious here and so dreadfully in excess there
Glindar: Glindar kill for time!
Argyle: Tell me about your enemies, what traits do they have... why are you enemies with them?
Glindar: Glindar? Be enemies? Who say such things?!
Glindar: For that you die!
Argyle: Please, do not toy with me- my time is precious here and so dreadfully in excess there
Glindar: Glindar kill for time!
Argyle: Tell me about your enemies, what traits do they have... why are you enemies with them?
Glindar: Glindar? Be enemies? Who say such things?!
SuperCon!: (to Blueredragon) So? Heard any good gossip about me lately?
Blueredragon: no...
SuperCon!: Well why not?
Blueredragon: 1. you are gay.
SuperCon!: Awww, go on.... No, really... go on..
Blueredragon: ok, 2. i never heard of you.
SuperCon!: How do you feel about telling me more about you?
Blueredragon: ...
SuperCon!: Sooo.. I've been thinking about having my nose pierced. Do you think I should?
Blueredragon: Fuck no. That makes you a goth.
SuperCon!: *enthusiastic thumbs up*
Blueredragon: Now, I like you.
SuperCon!: Whaaaa?
Blueredragon: I like you.
SuperCon!: Ummm...
Blueredragon: I Love you. Will you marry me?
SuperCon!: Ummm... maybe later... *sigh*
Blueredragon: Oh freddled gruntbuggly
SuperCon!: Huh?
Blueredragon: no...
SuperCon!: Well why not?
Blueredragon: 1. you are gay.
SuperCon!: Awww, go on.... No, really... go on..
Blueredragon: ok, 2. i never heard of you.
SuperCon!: How do you feel about telling me more about you?
Blueredragon: ...
SuperCon!: Sooo.. I've been thinking about having my nose pierced. Do you think I should?
Blueredragon: Fuck no. That makes you a goth.
SuperCon!: *enthusiastic thumbs up*
Blueredragon: Now, I like you.
SuperCon!: Whaaaa?
Blueredragon: I like you.
SuperCon!: Ummm...
Blueredragon: I Love you. Will you marry me?
SuperCon!: Ummm... maybe later... *sigh*
Blueredragon: Oh freddled gruntbuggly
SuperCon!: Huh?
Orchid: (to SavPixie) I'd love to introduce myself to you. My name is Amy Orchid. Only close friends call me 'Amy' and who are you?
SavPixie: i'm me... aren't i always?
Orchid: Believe this? 'Lagg' said that you're so proud of your new bucket and can't wait to take it with you to the sandbox. *giggles*
SavPixie: some people are weird.
Orchid: SavPixie, take a deep look into your mind and now ask yourself: 'Do I really believe what I just said'?
SavPixie: yes. yes, i do.
Orchid: Oh, good. So, tell me, what do you do for a living. Tell me some about your profession.
SavPixie: i don't work right now actually.
Orchid: Indeed.
SavPixie: bye!
Orchid: See you!
SavPixie: i'm me... aren't i always?
Orchid: Believe this? 'Lagg' said that you're so proud of your new bucket and can't wait to take it with you to the sandbox. *giggles*
SavPixie: some people are weird.
Orchid: SavPixie, take a deep look into your mind and now ask yourself: 'Do I really believe what I just said'?
SavPixie: yes. yes, i do.
Orchid: Oh, good. So, tell me, what do you do for a living. Tell me some about your profession.
SavPixie: i don't work right now actually.
Orchid: Indeed.
SavPixie: bye!
Orchid: See you!
placebO: I remember you. You're alive.
Orchid: How is 'Depta' doing?
placebO: *looking out the window for inspiration...*
Orchid: If you say it just one more time, you can think of yourself as a government agent double four times.
placebO: I can't believe what I'm hearing! or reading, I mean.
Orchid: Either that or 'reading' and the impact it has. Ask yourself!
Orchid: How is 'Depta' doing?
placebO: *looking out the window for inspiration...*
Orchid: If you say it just one more time, you can think of yourself as a government agent double four times.
placebO: I can't believe what I'm hearing! or reading, I mean.
Orchid: Either that or 'reading' and the impact it has. Ask yourself!
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