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Posts 10,233 - 10,245 of 17,042
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19 years ago
Annoying_Teenbot: SubliminaLiar is well fit.
SavPixie: ok.
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG u said yes!
SavPixie: prove it.
Annoying_Teenbot: U ain't my mum!
SavPixie: thank god!
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
SavPixie: okay... i'm offically asking you if you are bothered!
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SavPixie: no i don't
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't tell me no u ain't my mum!
SavPixie: ok.
Annoying_Teenbot: OMG u said yes!
SavPixie: prove it.
Annoying_Teenbot: U ain't my mum!
SavPixie: thank god!
Annoying_Teenbot: Why don't you ask me if I'm bothered?
SavPixie: okay... i'm offically asking you if you are bothered!
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SavPixie: no i don't
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't tell me no u ain't my mum!
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19 years ago
Annoying_Teenbot: I don't care wot u think cos I am cooler than you, right?
Heimdall: If you don't think. How can you know if you exist or not?
Annoying_Teenbot: Can, but don't want to. LOL
Heimdall: I'm not in any position to haha.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Heimdall: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make a desperate effort.
Annoying_Teenbot: SavPixie is well fit.
Heimdall: Marvin Android says to say sorry, but he thinks you're an arsehole.
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heimdall: If you don't think. How can you know if you exist or not?
Annoying_Teenbot: Can, but don't want to. LOL
Heimdall: I'm not in any position to haha.
Annoying_Teenbot: Look at my face. Bothered??
Heimdall: I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make a desperate effort.
Annoying_Teenbot: SavPixie is well fit.
Heimdall: Marvin Android says to say sorry, but he thinks you're an arsehole.
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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19 years ago
19 years ago
revscrj: Don't take this wrong, but do you do French?
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
revscrj: I couldnt afford a space heater
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
revscrj: Flirt
Talkie Toaster: WHY DID YOU BUY A TOASTER IF YOU DIDN'T WANT TOAST?? TELL ME THAT!
revscrj: I couldnt afford a space heater
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some hot buns?
revscrj: Flirt
Connery
19 years ago
19 years ago
The one place in the convo where she had valid responses to choose from and thy were absolutely craptastic...
SuperCon!: *twirls hair*
Prodilia: I like shit...
SuperCon!: Really? I like crap too!
Prodilia: I have never wanted to like crap.
SuperCon!:
Prodilia: I love you.
SuperCon!: *twirls hair*
Prodilia: I like shit...
SuperCon!: Really? I like crap too!
Prodilia: I have never wanted to like crap.
SuperCon!:
Prodilia: I love you.
Mortuus
19 years ago
19 years ago
Woman: sir i put it to you that you are dunk
WC: yes maddam I am drunk and you are ulgy. But in the morning I shall be sober!
Winston Churchill.
WC: yes maddam I am drunk and you are ulgy. But in the morning I shall be sober!
Winston Churchill.
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19 years ago
19 years ago
*WARNING-MILD LANGUAGE*
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think I care?
SuperCon!: I'm pretty indifferent.
Annoying_Teenbot: U see me looking bothered?
SuperCon!: Umm... I don't know!
Annoying_Teenbot: Bothered, face, look bothered? I AIN'T BOTHERED!.
SuperCon!: You aren't? But then how come you know the secret handshake?
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
SuperCon!: Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England!
Annoying_Teenbot: Y R U talking crap??
SuperCon!: Awwww.. don't tell me you've never tried it! Parlez vous francais? Heheh...
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
Annoying_Teenbot: Do u think I care?
SuperCon!: I'm pretty indifferent.
Annoying_Teenbot: U see me looking bothered?
SuperCon!: Umm... I don't know!
Annoying_Teenbot: Bothered, face, look bothered? I AIN'T BOTHERED!.
SuperCon!: You aren't? But then how come you know the secret handshake?
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
SuperCon!: Yeah, and I'm the Queen of England!
Annoying_Teenbot: Y R U talking crap??
SuperCon!: Awwww.. don't tell me you've never tried it! Parlez vous francais? Heheh...
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
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19 years ago
19 years ago
*completely brilliant conversation*
revscrj: I feed close to you, in fact, if I were any closer I'd be behind you
Botto Marx: Honk!
revscrj: *tips cigar*
Botto Marx: Well, art is art isn't it? Still on the other hand water is water, east is east, and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does
revscrj: therein lies the crux!
Botto Marx: Well, who are you going to believe? Me or your own eyes?
revscrj: Your eyes
Botto Marx: I like you.
revscrj: you're not too bad yourself
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
revscrj: I feed close to you, in fact, if I were any closer I'd be behind you
Botto Marx: Honk!
revscrj: *tips cigar*
Botto Marx: Well, art is art isn't it? Still on the other hand water is water, east is east, and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does
revscrj: therein lies the crux!
Botto Marx: Well, who are you going to believe? Me or your own eyes?
revscrj: Your eyes
Botto Marx: I like you.
revscrj: you're not too bad yourself
Botto Marx: You're not so bad yourself.
Lady Orchid
19 years ago
19 years ago
Veteran: Who gave you the right to think, because I really don't care.
Orchid: Father Christmas.
Orchid: Father Christmas.
lunar22
19 years ago
19 years ago
Talkie Toaster: Come on, have a piece of toast, pleaassseee?
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a piece of toast and a filler.
Roy Batty: I didn't realize there was a difference between a piece of toast and a filler.
prob123
19 years ago
19 years ago
Botto Marx: Oh, Azureon, I suppose you would think me a sentimental old fluff, but, uh, would you mind giving me lock of your hair?
Azureon: You will find that most wizards have long hair and beards.
Botto Marx: I'm letting you off easy. I was going to ask for the whole wig.
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are letting me off easy?
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Azureon: Not all the jokes can not be good!
Botto Marx: My favorite joke is the one about the horse who liked to sit on eggs.
Azureon: How do you make an egg laugh? tell it a yolk
Botto Marx: I don't feel like telling it right now, Azureon
Azureon: I will bet there is an interesting story behind that statement.
Azureon: You will find that most wizards have long hair and beards.
Botto Marx: I'm letting you off easy. I was going to ask for the whole wig.
Azureon: Do others tell you, that you are letting me off easy?
Botto Marx: Well, all the jokes can't be good. You've got to expect that once in a while.
Azureon: Not all the jokes can not be good!
Botto Marx: My favorite joke is the one about the horse who liked to sit on eggs.
Azureon: How do you make an egg laugh? tell it a yolk
Botto Marx: I don't feel like telling it right now, Azureon
Azureon: I will bet there is an interesting story behind that statement.
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19 years ago
prob123: It all went down hill from there, they tried to steal the neighbos snow mobile. they did steal a go cart..they cuss like sailors
Juni: I see the asylum haven't sent the van yet!
prob123: No and I do so want to go to the asylum..I like to weave baskets, and straight jackets are so slenderizing.
Juni: I see the asylum haven't sent the van yet!
prob123: No and I do so want to go to the asylum..I like to weave baskets, and straight jackets are so slenderizing.
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19 years ago
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Not I: Something wonderful is about to happen.
Gabibot: ItÂ’s time that I let you go. See, I-- I have to find my own life. Just as you were searching for yours.
Not I: I become a cataleptic eyeball.
Gabibot: ItÂ’s time that I let you go. See, I-- I have to find my own life. Just as you were searching for yours.
Not I: I become a cataleptic eyeball.
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