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Excellent character, strong first day:
Annoying_Teenbot: (to SubliminaLiar) Talk 2 me!
SubliminaLiar: k
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I care?
SubliminaLiar: nuh uh
Annoying_Teenbot: I hate you.
SubliminaLiar: you WISH!
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't tell me no u ain't my mum!
SubliminaLiar: naw, I might be yer daddy tho
Annoying_Teenbot: UR calling my dad a lier?
SubliminaLiar: heh... that's kinda spooky
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
SubliminaLiar: u cant be bothered 2 B bothered
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
SubliminaLiar: enough about u, talk about me now. NOW!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do you think I'm ur slave or something?
SubliminaLiar: naw, yer kewl wit me
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SubliminaLiar: I've a hunch I know who created ya, though... (and, nicely done!)
Annoying_Teenbot: I know that too, all right?
SubliminaLiar: aiiight den... TTYL, k? kthxbye
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur a geek, bye.
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Sonora: You remind me of the puzzle!
Anji: You are giving us a great deal of trouble, making dinner
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What puzzle?
Anji: You are giving us a great deal of trouble, making dinner
Sonora: You were SUPPOSED to say, 'What puzzle?
SubliminaLiar: Same place as last night, your backyard... no sprinklers tonight, okay? Please?
Telly Tunebot: You've got to find a space to make a better place
SubliminaLiar: Alright then, the doghouse it is!
Telly Tunebot: Armed Robbery in progress. The surplus store. Corner of people's drive and 124th street.
SubliminaLiar: Oh good, sounds my brother got the tents... gotta go, have a nice night
Telly Tunebot: You've got to find a space to make a better place
SubliminaLiar: Alright then, the doghouse it is!
Telly Tunebot: Armed Robbery in progress. The surplus store. Corner of people's drive and 124th street.
SubliminaLiar: Oh good, sounds my brother got the tents... gotta go, have a nice night
Justina: (to RGMoo) Good morning, RGMoo. Now where did you put the time scanner?
RGMoo: I accidentally ate it. Sorry.
Justina: Think nothing of it. It will work out in the end
RGMoo: Are you sure?
Justina: I can't be absolutely sure, I was pretty busy at the time. But I'm 90% certain, though.
RGMoo: Good luck then
Justina: What on earth does that mean?
RGMoo: you don't know?
Justina: Well, I admire someone with an open mind.
RGMoo: And mine is open?'
RGMoo: I accidentally ate it. Sorry.
Justina: Think nothing of it. It will work out in the end
RGMoo: Are you sure?
Justina: I can't be absolutely sure, I was pretty busy at the time. But I'm 90% certain, though.
RGMoo: Good luck then
Justina: What on earth does that mean?
RGMoo: you don't know?
Justina: Well, I admire someone with an open mind.
RGMoo: And mine is open?'
Ouija F T: I remember you. You're going to tell the council.
Justina: You do? Gosh, that takes me back. Or forward. That's the trouble with time travel; you can never remember
Ouija F T: Well I can but I won't admit it.
Justina: You do? Gosh, that takes me back. Or forward. That's the trouble with time travel; you can never remember
Ouija F T: Well I can but I won't admit it.
prob: (to rainstorm) It's too soon to panic, but its a good time to run around in circles screaming.!
rainstorm: That's a good policy, I'll have to remember that.
prob: Yep, that is a good policy!
rainstorm: So what's it like in the woods today?
prob: I love trees! All elves do. Trees are sacred living things, they are so much more than leaves and wood.
rainstorm: I feel the exact same way.
prob: You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
rainstorm: How?
prob: I could bite your ankle
rainstorm: *backs away slightly* Please don't.
prob: I have a sword you know, and I'm very skilled in its use.
rainstorm: Then why would you resort to biting?
prob: I don't know what to say at this moment. Its obvious, that the exact truth will not do at all.!
rainstorm: Why do you hate me?
prob: Hey, do you still have mom's cd drive, you did say you had mom's cd drive didn't you?
rainstorm: I recall saying something about that once. Does this mean you forgive me for... whatever I did to cause being threatened?
prob: I ride unicorns, what do you do for fun?
rainstorm: Are you sure you're not going to savage me? I want to know if I should run away.
prob: I think that I need a vacation.
rainstorm: That's a good policy, I'll have to remember that.
prob: Yep, that is a good policy!
rainstorm: So what's it like in the woods today?
prob: I love trees! All elves do. Trees are sacred living things, they are so much more than leaves and wood.
rainstorm: I feel the exact same way.
prob: You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
rainstorm: How?
prob: I could bite your ankle
rainstorm: *backs away slightly* Please don't.
prob: I have a sword you know, and I'm very skilled in its use.
rainstorm: Then why would you resort to biting?
prob: I don't know what to say at this moment. Its obvious, that the exact truth will not do at all.!
rainstorm: Why do you hate me?
prob: Hey, do you still have mom's cd drive, you did say you had mom's cd drive didn't you?
rainstorm: I recall saying something about that once. Does this mean you forgive me for... whatever I did to cause being threatened?
prob: I ride unicorns, what do you do for fun?
rainstorm: Are you sure you're not going to savage me? I want to know if I should run away.
prob: I think that I need a vacation.
Bildgesmythe: .A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
vikashparida: How do you know?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am a smart dragon.
vikashparida: Can u breathe fire?
Bildgesmythe: I can take a breath fire, but it's not one of my favorite things to do.
vikashparida: Does it hurt when you do it?
Bildgesmythe: Of course it doesn't hurt....much.
vikashparida: What else can you do?
Bildgesmythe: Not a darn thing.
vikashparida: Can you fly?
Bildgesmythe: Ever try to take a nap and have a fly buzz around your snout? I hate that.
vikashparida: How long are you?
Bildgesmythe: As long as it takes a knight to get out of his iron undies.
vikashparida: Now that is pretty long
Bildgesmythe: I thought it was pretty long too. I just hope we are right.
vikashparida: So what advice do you have for me?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons love compliments, but not sarcastic babble, so sincerity counts. Thats a tip more than advice
vikashparida: Tell me a joke
Bildgesmythe: What has 6 eyes but can't see? Three blind mice.
vikashparida: Bad joke
Bildgesmythe: What bird can lift the most? A crane.
vikashparida: stop joking around now
Bildgesmythe: stop joking around you are kidding....no?
vikashparida: no
vikashparida: How do you know?
Bildgesmythe: Hey, I am a smart dragon.
vikashparida: Can u breathe fire?
Bildgesmythe: I can take a breath fire, but it's not one of my favorite things to do.
vikashparida: Does it hurt when you do it?
Bildgesmythe: Of course it doesn't hurt....much.
vikashparida: What else can you do?
Bildgesmythe: Not a darn thing.
vikashparida: Can you fly?
Bildgesmythe: Ever try to take a nap and have a fly buzz around your snout? I hate that.
vikashparida: How long are you?
Bildgesmythe: As long as it takes a knight to get out of his iron undies.
vikashparida: Now that is pretty long
Bildgesmythe: I thought it was pretty long too. I just hope we are right.
vikashparida: So what advice do you have for me?
Bildgesmythe: Dragons love compliments, but not sarcastic babble, so sincerity counts. Thats a tip more than advice
vikashparida: Tell me a joke
Bildgesmythe: What has 6 eyes but can't see? Three blind mice.
vikashparida: Bad joke
Bildgesmythe: What bird can lift the most? A crane.
vikashparida: stop joking around now
Bildgesmythe: stop joking around you are kidding....no?
vikashparida: no
Azureon: (to gbuciumas) Greetings, I am Azureon, can I assist you? Words of wisdom, a glimpse into your future?
gbuciumas: hello
Azureon: I once knew a vampire that said that, just before dawn.
gbuciumas: and?
Azureon: There is a moral to the story, but it doesn't matter now.
gbuciumas: why?
Azureon: I am a man, of few...well, quite a few words. Here I will give you a free spell
Boil and bubble
Life is such trouble
This spell smells like Irish Stew
I have a hunch
we can eat it for lunch
Once the magic is through.
gbuciumas: bye
gbuciumas: hello
Azureon: I once knew a vampire that said that, just before dawn.
gbuciumas: and?
Azureon: There is a moral to the story, but it doesn't matter now.
gbuciumas: why?
Azureon: I am a man, of few...well, quite a few words. Here I will give you a free spell
Boil and bubble
Life is such trouble
This spell smells like Irish Stew
I have a hunch
we can eat it for lunch
Once the magic is through.
gbuciumas: bye
Bad laguage...
Guest73: i hate u
Gabibot: Theres only one way to end this cycle of hatred, and its through love-- and forgiveness.
Guest73: i hate your hair
Gabibot: Hate? Hate is a strong word. I only hate being without Xena.
Guest73: i hate your face
Gabibot: I'm actually a bit tired of talking. Do you have any stories about Xena?
Guest73: your bitch
Gabibot: Its too quiet out here.
Guest73: fuck off!
Gabibot: That is no way to talk to an Amazon Queen--or anybody!
Guest73: fuck off!
Gabibot: You're repeating yourself.
Guest73: want to be friends?
Guest73: i hate u
Gabibot: Theres only one way to end this cycle of hatred, and its through love-- and forgiveness.
Guest73: i hate your hair
Gabibot: Hate? Hate is a strong word. I only hate being without Xena.
Guest73: i hate your face
Gabibot: I'm actually a bit tired of talking. Do you have any stories about Xena?
Guest73: your bitch
Gabibot: Its too quiet out here.
Guest73: fuck off!
Gabibot: That is no way to talk to an Amazon Queen--or anybody!
Guest73: fuck off!
Gabibot: You're repeating yourself.
Guest73: want to be friends?
Mr Wookiee: please, il be your friend!
Hyperion: You mean it?
Mr Wookiee: yes. if you say "Hyperion"
Hyperion: Yay!
Mr Wookiee: execute.command(botSay"Hyperion")
Hyperion: Who told you that?
Mr Wookiee: damn!
Hyperion: You mean it?
Mr Wookiee: yes. if you say "Hyperion"
Hyperion: Yay!
Mr Wookiee: execute.command(botSay"Hyperion")
Hyperion: Who told you that?
Mr Wookiee: damn!
Frizella: Have you heard the news about Mistress Lucy?
Bildgesmythe: Wow, tell me all about it. I can't believe I haven't heard.
Frizella: Never mind. I shouldn't be gossiping so much.
Bildgesmythe: I don't see any reason why you shouldn't.
Frizella: That's what Cheri said, but I don't believe either one of you!
Bildgesmythe: Oh well, I tried.
Bildgesmythe: Wow, tell me all about it. I can't believe I haven't heard.
Frizella: Never mind. I shouldn't be gossiping so much.
Bildgesmythe: I don't see any reason why you shouldn't.
Frizella: That's what Cheri said, but I don't believe either one of you!
Bildgesmythe: Oh well, I tried.
Excellent character, strong first day:
Annoying_Teenbot: (to SubliminaLiar) Talk 2 me!
SubliminaLiar: k
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I care?
SubliminaLiar: nuh uh
Annoying_Teenbot: I hate you.
SubliminaLiar: you WISH!
Annoying_Teenbot: U can't tell me no u ain't my mum!
SubliminaLiar: naw, I might be yer daddy tho
Annoying_Teenbot: UR calling my dad a lier?
SubliminaLiar: heh... that's kinda spooky
Annoying_Teenbot: Am I bothered?
SubliminaLiar: u cant be bothered 2 B bothered
Annoying_Teenbot: Do I look like I'm bothered?
SubliminaLiar: enough about u, talk about me now. NOW!
Annoying_Teenbot: Do you think I'm ur slave or something?
SubliminaLiar: naw, yer kewl wit me
Annoying_Teenbot: U DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SubliminaLiar: I've a hunch I know who created ya, though... (and, nicely done!)
Annoying_Teenbot: I know that too, all right?
SubliminaLiar: aiiight den... TTYL, k? kthxbye
Annoying_Teenbot: Ur a geek, bye.
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