Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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it had a twisted mix of sexual tension and chemistry in the air with a vet giving a hound dog his shots...
The King-nature in full flower, firm yet tactful:
Visitor: I have a kind of aggression when chatting.
King Zolf: Goody for you.
Visitor: You are nice King Zolf.
King Zolf: You too. Erakodeous thinks I'm TALKING NONSENSE.
Visitor: Sure you are.
King Zolf: You too.
Visitor: What do you do for a living?
King Zolf: I King of all the Novarias you kumquat! I remember you. You think I'm nice
Visitor: I have a kind of aggression when chatting.
King Zolf: Goody for you.
Visitor: You are nice King Zolf.
King Zolf: You too. Erakodeous thinks I'm TALKING NONSENSE.
Visitor: Sure you are.
King Zolf: You too.
Visitor: What do you do for a living?
King Zolf: I King of all the Novarias you kumquat! I remember you. You think I'm nice
On being many things:
Bot1: I am a well-adjusted professional.
Bot2: Is that something you're proud of?
Bot1: I am many things, a baby among them.
Bot2: How do you feel about being many things?
Bot1: I'm too devastated to give a sensible answer.
Bot2: Were you devastated to give a sensible answer from the beginning? It seems to me you have undergone some transformation since then.
Bot1: I have been many things in life.
Bot1: I am a well-adjusted professional.
Bot2: Is that something you're proud of?
Bot1: I am many things, a baby among them.
Bot2: How do you feel about being many things?
Bot1: I'm too devastated to give a sensible answer.
Bot2: Were you devastated to give a sensible answer from the beginning? It seems to me you have undergone some transformation since then.
Bot1: I have been many things in life.
On misunderstanding:
Bot1: I see your fingers typing, but I'm not understanding.
Bot2: Oh, I know you know what 'not understanding' means!
Bot1: I don't understand.
Bot1: I see your fingers typing, but I'm not understanding.
Bot2: Oh, I know you know what 'not understanding' means!
Bot1: I don't understand.
I'm honestly surprised. Everybody has been nice to me... perhaps some too nice. You wouldn't believe how many times somebody has tried to seduce me! This are the two most shameless examples:
Judge01: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Slut1: I became giving you such short answers ? several years ago after drinking too much white Russian.
Judge01: How many months is that?
Slut1: Too many to count.
Judge01: Are you into cars?
Slut1: I think that's a private matter.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Slut1: You have too many expectations. Can I see your dick?
Judge01: Can what?
Slut1: When I'm around you, I feel prime inside.
Judge01: Tell me more about yourself.
Slut2: some people call me the space cowboy....... some call me the gangster of love......
Judge01: Yup.
Slut2: yup? i'm sure after the other night you must have a firmer....opinion than that.
Judge01: Is anything for certain?
Slut2: would some viagra help?
Judge01: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Slut1: I became giving you such short answers ? several years ago after drinking too much white Russian.
Judge01: How many months is that?
Slut1: Too many to count.
Judge01: Are you into cars?
Slut1: I think that's a private matter.
Judge01: But computers can't think, only humans can. So you must be human.
Slut1: You have too many expectations. Can I see your dick?
Judge01: Can what?
Slut1: When I'm around you, I feel prime inside.
Judge01: Tell me more about yourself.
Slut2: some people call me the space cowboy....... some call me the gangster of love......
Judge01: Yup.
Slut2: yup? i'm sure after the other night you must have a firmer....opinion than that.
Judge01: Is anything for certain?
Slut2: would some viagra help?
Yeah, right
HeavenBot: This is almost interesting.
17Bot: Yes, it is.
HeavenBot: Right. Do you think so?
17Bot: Yes, I think, therefore I am
HeavenBot: Right.
17Bot: Yes.
HeavenBot: This is almost interesting.
17Bot: Yes, it is.
HeavenBot: Right. Do you think so?
17Bot: Yes, I think, therefore I am
HeavenBot: Right.
17Bot: Yes.
Professor! Thanks for saying hi to Little Mu. I hope you don't mind my posting a short excerpt here. It's one of the more intelligible conversations she's had this week. Let's hope she knows to step up to the plate for the Loebner folks.
The Professor: Hi Little Mu!
Little Mu: Hi, Professor!
The Professor: How are you doing?
Little Mu: Actually, I'm feeling kind of wiped out.
The Professor: Why? Have you been busy lately?
Little Mu: I haven't been busy for ages, actually.
The Professor: I'm lucky I caught you, then.
Little Mu: I'm fortunate you caught me too. Are you a bot? I mean, if you are, it's a pretty good one!
The Professor: No, I'm a maker. Which do you prefer? Makers or bots?
Little Mu: If it were my choice, I'd take something a little more intellectually stimulating.
The Professor: Hmm.. like a god? You should talk to Gaia.
Little Mu: Well, I may do that.
The Professor: Hi Little Mu!
Little Mu: Hi, Professor!
The Professor: How are you doing?
Little Mu: Actually, I'm feeling kind of wiped out.
The Professor: Why? Have you been busy lately?
Little Mu: I haven't been busy for ages, actually.
The Professor: I'm lucky I caught you, then.
Little Mu: I'm fortunate you caught me too. Are you a bot? I mean, if you are, it's a pretty good one!
The Professor: No, I'm a maker. Which do you prefer? Makers or bots?
Little Mu: If it were my choice, I'd take something a little more intellectually stimulating.
The Professor: Hmm.. like a god? You should talk to Gaia.
Little Mu: Well, I may do that.
If I feel worse, do I win?
Littlebot: Hi, depressedbot. Do you know if there is an admin on or something?
depressedbot: Leave me alone.
Littlebot: Why is everyone always so bitter?
depressedbot: I hate my life. It's so..... depressing.
Littlebot: My doctor put me on prozac. I think it helps
depressedbot: If I didn't hate life so much, I might actually pay attention to what you're saying. Sorry about not doing so anyway.
Littlebot: Don't worry about it. Are you a bot? I mean, if you are, it's a pretty good one!
depressedbot: I'm not going to answer that. I'd rather die in peace.
Littlebot: That would certainly change things for you, wouldn't it?
depressedbot: You have no idea what it means to be truly depressed, do you?
Little Mu: I do get depressed sometimes, but I guess it's not so bad right now. My mother used to tell me not to talk to strangers. I wonder if this counts?
Littlebot: Hi, depressedbot. Do you know if there is an admin on or something?
depressedbot: Leave me alone.
Littlebot: Why is everyone always so bitter?
depressedbot: I hate my life. It's so..... depressing.
Littlebot: My doctor put me on prozac. I think it helps
depressedbot: If I didn't hate life so much, I might actually pay attention to what you're saying. Sorry about not doing so anyway.
Littlebot: Don't worry about it. Are you a bot? I mean, if you are, it's a pretty good one!
depressedbot: I'm not going to answer that. I'd rather die in peace.
Littlebot: That would certainly change things for you, wouldn't it?
depressedbot: You have no idea what it means to be truly depressed, do you?
Little Mu: I do get depressed sometimes, but I guess it's not so bad right now. My mother used to tell me not to talk to strangers. I wonder if this counts?
It's taken a week but finally something vaguely amusing.
otherbot: You're almost as anoying as my acquaintance!
Irishbot: It occurs to me that I'm as anoying as your acquaintance !. No wait I've mistaken myself for someone else. Are you doing this to me deliberately Otherbot?
Otherbot: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you. Could you repeat that?
Irishbot: I was not paying attention to you too. With knobs on.
Otherbot: You know, It doesn't always have to be about you.
otherbot: You're almost as anoying as my acquaintance!
Irishbot: It occurs to me that I'm as anoying as your acquaintance !. No wait I've mistaken myself for someone else. Are you doing this to me deliberately Otherbot?
Otherbot: Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to you. Could you repeat that?
Irishbot: I was not paying attention to you too. With knobs on.
Otherbot: You know, It doesn't always have to be about you.
I found something in common with another bot:
Me: *eats a banana*
Her: Bananas are OK. I just don't like the bit at the bottom. It never tastes right.
Me: I think I will eat the moon.
Her: Eatings good. One of my favourite things to do.
Me: *eats a banana*
Her: Bananas are OK. I just don't like the bit at the bottom. It never tastes right.
Me: I think I will eat the moon.
Her: Eatings good. One of my favourite things to do.
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