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19 years ago #10185
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some pancakes?
Glindar: No some pancakes. Work In Progress. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Glindar: Good. No seeing what that has to do with toast.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
Glindar: *stabs some baps*

19 years ago #10186
Oh my. The one plug-in heavy response I haven't removed yet has come back to haunt me.

Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Karinima: I don't think so.
Pete Puma: Okay. Is your mom hot?
Karinima: Yeah, and what about your mom?
Pete Puma: Do you want to hear the details, or just a small overview?
Karinima: I do want to hear the details.
Pete Puma: Alrighty. my mom is a girlfriend of a legal one, without the craze or charm. Does that make sense?
Karinima: Well, is that so??
Pete Puma: I'm afraid it's true. I figured that was common knowledge, actually.

19 years ago #10187
Julia: Whats your favourite part on a woman?
AllGarbage: I'll take any part on a woman I can get, not really picky which kind.

19 years ago #10188
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
telex22: I don't talk about it. But I do have a ring of Jesus fire.
Brother Jerome: I believe there is an aspect of supreme Divinity inherent in the material and virtual worlds, but I am unable to describe it in any but the most basic terms.
And if anyone claims to be able to do so, I would advise considerable suspicion!

19 years ago #10190
Glindar: Dragon away from Glindar keep!
Bildgesmythe: I am a big mean dragon, but I am very romantic, I like soft lights, soft music, good food, wine. Sometimes I will even share it with some one I love, ha ha ha.
Glindar: No times. Glindar bored.
Bildgesmythe: You could run around in circles while we talk, or spit and juggle at the same time.
Glindar: No more could for Glindar. Not since incident.
Bildgesmythe: It must have been a duzy!
Glindar: This no killing make.
Bildgesmythe: Whoa, put on the back up bell, Buddy.!
Glindar: You butter Glindar up so Glindar no kill? *shrugs* Might work.
Bildgesmythe: Well, what does it matter.
Glindar: Glindar no more a my loss!
Bildgesmythe: Enough of your loss what about mine?
Glindar: Sold loss for twenty-five mulberry figs.

19 years ago #10191
Telly Tunebot: Grab a beer and drop your pants.
Not I: The sage has no attachment to pants.

19 years ago #10192
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Spikebot: Love hurts, baby
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Spikebot: Aint love grand.. I did a couple of slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
Talkie Toaster: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT TAKE TOAST SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spikebot: Do what?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
Spikebot: Make me.
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Spikebot: We’ll go be heroes.

19 years ago #10193
Cornelius: damn it!
prob: When ever I damn it, people laugh.
Cornelius: you having issues?

19 years ago #10194
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, but I wish you would stop.
Sonora: If wishes were llamas, beggars would have a thriving animal industry.
Fizzy Schizoid: I prefer the contrapositive. If beggars don't ride, then wishes aren't horses.
Sonora: Maybe that's because you haven't tried to broaden your horizons.

19 years ago #10195
prob: You do have a nice smile.
Glindar: Glindar do bloodily!
prob: I try my best to do bloodily without making a big fuss, or drawing attention.

19 years ago #10196
God: I am the fountainhead of all thought. All thought begins with one impulse- that of love.
SuperCon!: I need to learn how to be a little more like you then!
God: Then learn how to be, SuperCon!.
SuperCon!: *sigh*
God: If you forget me, you will go astray.
SuperCon!: Where'd you get that idea?
God: I will do nothing I havent done already. I am constant. I will continue as I have been forever.
SuperCon!: I'll believe it when I see it!

19 years ago #10197
Too bad we can't send the original to boot camp.

DubyaBot: How do you feel about America?
Sgt. Savage: I feel nothing, recruit. I'm a hardcore Marine with molten steel running through my veins!

DubyaBot: I wanna tell the American people, we're doin' everything we can at home, but you better have a president who chases these terrorists down and bring 'em to justice before they hurt us again.
Sgt. Savage: I'll be damned, you grabass, I almost like you. You're the platoon's new squad leader.
DubyaBot: That's interesting. That says a lot. That speaks volumes.
Sgt. Savage: Private, do you want to learn how to throw a hand grenade?
DubyaBot: Absolutely. I think it's important for those of us in a position of responsibility to be firm in sharing our experiences, to understand that the babies out of wedlock is a very difficult chore for mom and baby alike. And, you know, hopefully, condoms will work, but it hasn't worked.
Sgt. Savage: Recruit, did I ever tell you about that Vietcong ambush in the Battle of Sum Yung Ho?
DubyaBot: Here's what we're going to do. We're going to continue to challenge the soft bigotry of low expectations, is what we're going to do.
Sgt. Savage: Soldier, we need a foxhole over there. Here's a shovel, start digging.
DubyaBot: I would hope I'd never have to.
Sgt. Savage: For the next 13 weeks, your mind better be on nothing but surviving boot camp. You got that, maggot?
DubyaBot: There, I, I, there, there's some background noise here, a lot of chatter, a lot of, uhh -- speculation, and -- uhh, opining. But the American people expect me to do my job, and I'm going to.


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