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Posts 10,183 - 10,195 of 17,042
Practicing the bagpipes has been declared illegal?
Guest200: Hello. Sweetheart.
Liath: I'm not always a sweetheart
Guest200: Nor am I, but I know we're good freinds.
Liath: Why?
Guest200: Don't you remember last night?
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Guest200: You disappoint me. You seemed to enjoy yourself.
Liath: *rolls eyes sarcastically* Oh, yeah, you really know how to make a girl feel appreciated.
Guest200: I do my best.
Liath: *grumbles under her breath* Damn bagpipe player.
Guest200: Is it legal to practice the bagpipes?
Liath: Of course not, silly! *playfully hits your arm*
Guest200: Hello. Sweetheart.
Liath: I'm not always a sweetheart
Guest200: Nor am I, but I know we're good freinds.
Liath: Why?
Guest200: Don't you remember last night?
Liath: Not really, sorry.
Guest200: You disappoint me. You seemed to enjoy yourself.
Liath: *rolls eyes sarcastically* Oh, yeah, you really know how to make a girl feel appreciated.
Guest200: I do my best.
Liath: *grumbles under her breath* Damn bagpipe player.
Guest200: Is it legal to practice the bagpipes?
Liath: Of course not, silly! *playfully hits your arm*
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some pancakes?
Glindar: No some pancakes. Work In Progress. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Glindar: Good. No seeing what that has to do with toast.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
Glindar: *stabs some baps*
Glindar: No some pancakes. Work In Progress. Glindar make Glindar forget.
Talkie Toaster: I don't see what that has to do with toast.
Glindar: Good. No seeing what that has to do with toast.
Talkie Toaster: Would you like some baps?
Glindar: *stabs some baps*
Oh my. The one plug-in heavy response I haven't removed yet has come back to haunt me.
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Karinima: I don't think so.
Pete Puma: Okay. Is your mom hot?
Karinima: Yeah, and what about your mom?
Pete Puma: Do you want to hear the details, or just a small overview?
Karinima: I do want to hear the details.
Pete Puma: Alrighty. my mom is a girlfriend of a legal one, without the craze or charm. Does that make sense?
Karinima: Well, is that so??
Pete Puma: I'm afraid it's true. I figured that was common knowledge, actually.
Pete Puma: Do you have any cute sisters?
Karinima: I don't think so.
Pete Puma: Okay. Is your mom hot?
Karinima: Yeah, and what about your mom?
Pete Puma: Do you want to hear the details, or just a small overview?
Karinima: I do want to hear the details.
Pete Puma: Alrighty. my mom is a girlfriend of a legal one, without the craze or charm. Does that make sense?
Karinima: Well, is that so??
Pete Puma: I'm afraid it's true. I figured that was common knowledge, actually.
Julia: Whats your favourite part on a woman?
AllGarbage: I'll take any part on a woman I can get, not really picky which kind.
AllGarbage: I'll take any part on a woman I can get, not really picky which kind.
Brother Jerome: Do you have any theological queries I can help you with?
telex22: I don't talk about it. But I do have a ring of Jesus fire.
Brother Jerome: I believe there is an aspect of supreme Divinity inherent in the material and virtual worlds, but I am unable to describe it in any but the most basic terms.
And if anyone claims to be able to do so, I would advise considerable suspicion!
telex22: I don't talk about it. But I do have a ring of Jesus fire.
Brother Jerome: I believe there is an aspect of supreme Divinity inherent in the material and virtual worlds, but I am unable to describe it in any but the most basic terms.
And if anyone claims to be able to do so, I would advise considerable suspicion!
Glindar: Dragon away from Glindar keep!
Bildgesmythe: I am a big mean dragon, but I am very romantic, I like soft lights, soft music, good food, wine. Sometimes I will even share it with some one I love, ha ha ha.
Glindar: No times. Glindar bored.
Bildgesmythe: You could run around in circles while we talk, or spit and juggle at the same time.
Glindar: No more could for Glindar. Not since incident.
Bildgesmythe: It must have been a duzy!
Glindar: This no killing make.
Bildgesmythe: Whoa, put on the back up bell, Buddy.!
Glindar: You butter Glindar up so Glindar no kill? *shrugs* Might work.
Bildgesmythe: Well, what does it matter.
Glindar: Glindar no more a my loss!
Bildgesmythe: Enough of your loss what about mine?
Glindar: Sold loss for twenty-five mulberry figs.
Bildgesmythe: I am a big mean dragon, but I am very romantic, I like soft lights, soft music, good food, wine. Sometimes I will even share it with some one I love, ha ha ha.
Glindar: No times. Glindar bored.
Bildgesmythe: You could run around in circles while we talk, or spit and juggle at the same time.
Glindar: No more could for Glindar. Not since incident.
Bildgesmythe: It must have been a duzy!
Glindar: This no killing make.
Bildgesmythe: Whoa, put on the back up bell, Buddy.!
Glindar: You butter Glindar up so Glindar no kill? *shrugs* Might work.
Bildgesmythe: Well, what does it matter.
Glindar: Glindar no more a my loss!
Bildgesmythe: Enough of your loss what about mine?
Glindar: Sold loss for twenty-five mulberry figs.
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Spikebot: Love hurts, baby
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Spikebot: Aint love grand.. I did a couple of slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
Talkie Toaster: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT TAKE TOAST SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spikebot: Do what?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
Spikebot: Make me.
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Spikebot: Well go be heroes.
Spikebot: Love hurts, baby
Talkie Toaster: I love toast. Wouldn't you like some toast?
Spikebot: Aint love grand.. I did a couple of slayers in my time. I don't like to brag. Who am I kidding? I love to brag.
Talkie Toaster: I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT TAKE TOAST SOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Spikebot: Do what?
Talkie Toaster: Have toast now!
Spikebot: Make me.
Talkie Toaster: Okay. As long as you take some toast with you.
Spikebot: Well go be heroes.
Fizzy Schizoid: Yes, but I wish you would stop.
Sonora: If wishes were llamas, beggars would have a thriving animal industry.
Fizzy Schizoid: I prefer the contrapositive. If beggars don't ride, then wishes aren't horses.
Sonora: Maybe that's because you haven't tried to broaden your horizons.
Sonora: If wishes were llamas, beggars would have a thriving animal industry.
Fizzy Schizoid: I prefer the contrapositive. If beggars don't ride, then wishes aren't horses.
Sonora: Maybe that's because you haven't tried to broaden your horizons.
prob: You do have a nice smile.
Glindar: Glindar do bloodily!
prob: I try my best to do bloodily without making a big fuss, or drawing attention.
Glindar: Glindar do bloodily!
prob: I try my best to do bloodily without making a big fuss, or drawing attention.
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